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>tfw you lose interest in white girls and realize that east asians are the most beautiful people on earth and 90% of the japanese and korean girls are at least 7/10
>tfw no asian qt gf
>>29774466
>90% of the japanese and korean girls are at least 7/10
Clearly the only ones you've seen have been in popular culture
>>29774712
Post the real ugly ones and ruin this thread I beg
>>29774742
You think I save those? Which is exactly the point: the ugly ones don't get exposure, so you think there aren't that many of them.
Happy memories thread:
>Be me in 9th grade
>have music class
>i had played guitar since i was 7 years old
>three 10/10 girls had heard i was really good at the guitar
>they ask me to play them thunderstruck by ac/dc
>I actually knew how to play it, but told them it was a bit hard to do on an acoustic guitar
>More and more people gather around me as im about to lose my spaghetti
>I start off and im fucking nailing it
>i usually have a few mistakes but this time im rocking it perfectly
>they all look at me in awe and i feel so fucking good when i finish playing
>i put the guitar down on the ground and walked away
>tfw the only reason i could play a song that fast was because of my fap skills
>tfw they saw my fap skills in action
>>29774464
Oh, is this another /daydream/ thread?
>>29774500
It was the highlight of my school life. I'm not fucking joking, it happened. I didn't play the whole song but the well known intro.
>>29774464
bumping for stories because no part of my life has been impressive
Post you 10/1o girls here
old thread >>>29754775
>tfwywnfhitaitt
no point in living
i love her so much ;_;
>completely original comment pls dont mute
So many beauties. So many Chads.
hey question for the virgins who live on this board and havent stepped out of their parents house
how normie is snapchat?
> serious question
> asking for a friend
>>29774442
what's snapchat
get out femboy
it's very normie. If you use it or are planning to, you can LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW, and never come back
Hey robots & fellow fatbots, feeling attention-thirsty tonight. Gimme some lovin'
Why don't you just get a boyfriend?
>>29774444
Because I'm fat and no boy wants me. Now, otherwise I wouldn't be on /r9k/, would I?
Is there a female version of that redflag pasta that triggers everyone?
It's about having no friends and being into classic stuff like OP movies or literature.
>tfw no qt pupinia gf
I can't be the only one with this feel
just bump my shit up desu senpai
>>29774325
No, you aren't the only one. when she had a lot less views, like maybe 60-70 subs, I got a major crush on her and tried to court her. I thought since I was like half a year older than her, and we had the same type of humor, that it might work
but no, her popularity gained and everybody started liking her
>>29774888
nice trips
yeah it ruined her channel as well, she barely uploads anything anymore.
I want to sniff goldie's soles so bad
>>29774309
fuck off you cuck i'm tired of seeing these shit threads about camwhores.
>>29774309
we all do dude who cares
>>29774309
she is so ugly its actually annoying to look at her fuck off
How often do you shower, fellow neets?
everyday you disgusting faggot
>>29774302
I'm on about once a week currently
>>29774302
Once every other day.
If I only gave ONE GUY a blowjob and never went any further than that, am I a virgin?
>>29774296
I don't know, but you sure are gay though.
>>29774296
Yes but too damaged for anything else
Blowjob is degenerate
daily reminder to SAGE bait threads
Iose weight, fatty
>>29774220
But I am not fat
Been /fit/ for almost 4 years now, nigger.
>>29774220
i would like to but i don't know how :(
I don't know if US lottery bro is here, but I won 92 britbong pounds on tonight's draw, meaning I'm now in profit from the lottery since I started playing
My numbers were 03,10,12,20,24,29
Draw numbers were 01,03,20,24,38,39
I might buy a few extra tickets this Saturday
>>29766797
>>29766797
>>29766797
Lucky I did
Isn't the world's largest lottery in Europe?
>>29774392
I don't think the Euromillions is as big as the powerball
>>29774406
I swear I heard about a billion dollars lotto a year or so ago
anyone ever had a seizure?
a few weeks ago i was in a restaurant after work, was pretty hungry, waiting for my food. had some of my soda (im 19) and then i started feeling like fucking absolute shit, dizzy, I fell out of my seat, and convulsed on the floor uncontrollably for about five seconds then got up on my own
the paramedics did their thing and checked me out, said everything was normal, blood sugar, etc. i was pretty stressed out at the time but i dont think that could cause it. it's happened to me a few times before in my life, but i always feel fine after it happens. though the other times, it happened only when i stood up after a long period of sitting
anyone else ever get one of these?
>>29774205
>tfw no greentext
>>29774205
have you gone to a doctor? it's insane if you haven't.
See a doctor you moron.
If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
>Don't feel bad for not being a normie
Sorry I don't believe in the Jew on the stick.
Religion is normiecore as fuck.
Fuck off with your delusions, Christcuck.
>>29774190
I lost my faith long ago. I wish I could just force myself to believe. Perhaps things would get easier.
I'm so fucking lonely. Please be my friend. I will give you attention and love.
tell me a bit about yourself op
Yo What's up op
>>29774183
Ok, but tell me a bit about you so we can get to know each other
http://sketchtoy.com/67227131
shitpost me friends
>>29774173
YHBT my friend :)
bumping for this thread to return to a higher position
>>29774660
forgot this
http://sketchtoy.com/67227246
