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I just ordered $75 worth of make up and female lingerie.
Its happening.
My journey to trapdom has begun. Wish me luck, friends.
post some pre-game pics for us
i wanna see your soles
You are going to fuck your shit up so bad.
>>29777777
its the core of the moonshrine!
So I got an email saying that my college has refund money for me in the amount of $100.00 and my tight-fisted jew mother says the money belongs to her, I'm currently unemployed and she knows I'm looking for work but she can't even let me have $100? Jesus Christ...
And then she throws me this pitch how "Oh well you're living in my house for free, you have no bills to pay and I provide everything for you. Including food, bedding, toiletries, insurance, etc." And she's right, I can't really argue with her on that. I just think that's a low blow to bring that up, she's trying to make me feel guilty and she knows that I have very little money in my bank account right now so god forbid if she let's me have $100.00. Of course my parents shilled out $40,000 for me to attend college so I guess I'm being really selfish and stingy. My mother is a really jew, she will fight fucking tooth and nail for that $100, by god she will take you to court for $100.
Anyway I decided she can have it, fuck it. I'm not happy about it but It's not worth the argument and headache, I'll be the bigger man and let her have the money. I guess deep down it's the fair and right thing to do, I'm just not happy about it. Obviously I'm just as tight-fisted and greedy as she is, I fucking would love $100 for free and so would she. But she has to play the whole guilt card and I have nothing to counter that, so fuck it. I mean in a way she does buy me everything, whether it's food or new clothes so I guess I really am the one being selfish but obviously most people I feel would want the $100 for themselves. I tell myself I'm being the bigger man, but at the end of the day I suppose there was never any doubt that the money should go to her, it's not like I have bills or anything I have to pay.
Sorry for the blog post, I just had to rant and get my frustration off my chest. My mother always got on my nerves with how much of a tight-fisted jew she is when it comes to money, it's annoying.
>>29777772
>Mom I got a 100 bucks refund from college
Gimme gimme
>What? it's mine
I paid for college, how is it yours?
>Well I'm poor
Yeah but I pay for everything for you, if you want money look for it somewhere else
>But I want it
Well it's mine
>But I'm poor
How about you go looking for a hobby and give him all the nice stuff you get since wanting it and being poor is reason enough to get it?
>>29777772
>Have loadsofmoney in my bank account
>Mom threatens to kick me out if I don't give her some
>Tell her to go fuck herself
>She does nothing
Lmao
But in your case, OP. Just bide your time, make some money, and slowly move away from your mother. Once you're a financially stable person you'll laugh about that $100. That or you'll be free to tell your mom to go fuck herself
>>29777772
Just use your misplaced anger as more motivation in your job search.
>you'll never experience teenage love
>you'll never have a gf
>you'll never build a family
>you'll never find true friends
>you'll never be remembered
Why is life so cruel robots
Because not all of us can be beautiful
I can relate to the being remembered part.
My biggest fear is to die and be forgotten.
If i was remembered my life would mean something
I dont even want things anymore.
You'll know this feel.
My parents force me to go to college next year.
Should I go to the university 1 hour away from where I live or move to another state?
What would you do robots?
Are they paying for it? Other state. Are you paying for it? Go to community college for first 2 years then transfer. Will be much cheaper. Also don't get some meme degree like computer science or economics. Become a CPA and enjoy the paycheck and work life balance. Tolerate the boring job.
Well it depends desu, I moved away but my life is just as shit, if not even more so because my only friends were in my hometown and I barely get to see them anymore. If you're not weird then maybe you can make friends and have a good time if you move out. Living without parents is still pretty fun cos you can pretty much do whatever you want. On the other hand, you don't get any of the useful stuff they used to do for you. Even though I really hate my current situation, I would still choose it again because I know I'd hate living at home even more, despite having friends there. Deciding to move or stay is really something only you can decide for yourself.
Good luck
>>29777769
They are paying. Why is CS a meme? That's the one I wanna study.
>ask crush on date to get sushi and drinks
>"You can see my new apartment and set up my tv when you come get me"
"Y-yeah, I'm an expert at setting up TVs"
I'm just going inside to set her tv up, r-right guys?
your first mistake is doing a favor for her.
Yes, that's all that will happen and then Chad will come over because she invited him to netflix and chill
But don't worry anon, she'll tell you that she appreciates you sooooooo much right before she closes the door in your face
>>29777752
This. She will say you're so sweat for helping her set that up. As soon as you leave she will be fucking chad.
Bed time, wagecuck. Sleep tight. See you in the morning. Just remember:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwcrdyqSEp
>>29777710
Thisis not a comfy post for the wagie with that alarm.
that alarm is triggering and I don't even work
I get to work whatever hours I want. I'm also taking tomorrow off to enjoy a day at the museum with nerdy qt I met on InterPals. Also get to travel the United States and Canada meeting people here and there. I also get paid to do it.
>vaginas disgust me
>dicks disgust me
>attracted to girls physically
>attracted to guys emotionally
What is wrong with me? I jack off to women getting pounded by dicks at least 5 times a day. But I have no emotional feeling towards them. They're nothing but animals to me. But I talk to a guy and I'm emotionally attracted to him. I can't stop thinking about him.
Should I date a trap?
>vaginas disgust me
>dicks disgust me
>i get off to porn
at least one of these statements is false
>>29777659
autism
date a trap if you're a homosexual
sounds ideal. date a trap. preferably a foreign one because the ones here, especially on 4chan, are shit tier.
signed,
t.rap
>your internet friend ghosts you and you no longer have anybody to talk to
>internet friend mad at you
>have a civil discussion to try and clear it up
>blocks you when the discussion move to their husbando
Senpai y u do this
>you have a qt grill internet friend who often sends you silly messages on steam
>literally perfect girl for me
>she lives around the globe
i am just waiting for her to inevitably find a chad irl and never speak to me again...but it's been 9 months and somehow this hasn't happened yet.
>>29777642
>internet friend
still better than a tulpa at least
Why is my tongue so yellow?
Coffee, or more likely, you don't brush it
Don't worry, neither do I. Or my teeth. I kind of just let the coffee do the mouth cleaning for me
>>29777639
brush your teeth properly
it's bacteria
Semen deficiency.
Real life will never be as beautiful, soothing and serene as anime.
Real life is more beautiful than even a Ghibili film and has far more complicated plots because its not a fucking anime written for retarded, out of touch otaku to escape reality.
Escapism is the best way to convince yourself to keep living.
>>29777603
Get a fucking life you faggot
Post your face when you finally realized this board is, in fact, satirical.
>>29777522
only normies come here to be satirical. real robots hate their lives and want you to kill yourself OP.
Here's my face of not know what satirical means and too lazy to google.
>>29777522
>implying
Get the fuck out.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITT: We share cute pictures
oregano crembrulee
more cute pictures for my robot pals
Textless posts are not allowed
Oregon comment
did he really kill all those poeple?
>>29777777
What post did you link to
>>29777541
Oh boi gimme does repeating digits pls
yes he really did
It's time to take that sleeping pill, wagecuck.
>>29777418
Better to only need one instead of the bottle you'll be taking to end your shitty life.
>>29777471
you sound butthurt desu faqm
>>29777418
I feel these posts used to have more effort put in to them.
how does one go about acquiring some white meat
>>29777417
You have to manage to find the aisles before even thinking about which meat you're going to choose from.
>drinking cans of shit lager in the street
who is this trash gash?
Go to your local grocery.
Find the meat section.
Get a package of chicken breasts.
Pay for them at the front of the store.
