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You have room for 25 names.
What do?
idk probably write like 25 names down or something like that idk
>>29769670
Probably lose the book on the way home while I stop at McDonald's to get a quick snack
Write my name 25 times.
Who Chef Boyardee here?
It's my NEET food. I order it via the Internet, have weekly deliveries and ear it straight out of the can. No preparation required, no dishes being clean, nothing. Best of all it's very affordable and taste pretty good. It's the ultimate robot cuisine.
What do you guys eat often?
>>29769669
Do you microwave it or just eat it raw? Wait I doubt you can microwave cans
>>29769718
you cant microwave cans, dum dum, metal creates sparks in the microwave.
Do you open the can then stick it on the stove, OP?
>>29769718
Eat it raw dude. I open the can and eat it using my fingers and mouth. I usually do this in the shower with warm water running down my back.
It's really nice
>seen some seemingly nice like-minded people share their steam ids lately
>send about 5 invites to different people over a few days
>they all silently decline
>90% of my internet correspondences end within a few weeks.
>Bullets kill cancer.
>>29769668
ThisPepe needs cheering up.
>>29770233
Perhaps this would have been more appropriate?
This is steam we are talking about though.
>>29769668
>literally happened min ago
>wanted to spend and evening with my parents in front of tv and watch soccer match (i dont even fucking care about soccer just wanted to be polite)
>made myself a tea
>sit next to them
>two minutes passed and they started talking about how pathetic i am and that i have never achived in my life by myself
>
I CAN'T FUCKING STOP WATCHING PORN!
I'VE USED PORN BLOCKERS ON CHROME AND FIREFOX, I JUST END UP ON MY PHONE
I FUCKING SWEAR IT'S THE REASON I'M SO LOW TEST
I STARTED WORKING OUT
I PLAY PIANO
I EVEN HAVE A FEW FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T I STOP?!?!?!?!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls give some advice. I've joined reddit for their pornfree sub badge, but I just end up ignoring it. My rationale comes to this: I'm a loser, and I'll never date a girl, even if they're interested in me. I'm not mentally healthy/ secure enough to handle it. If I do beging to see improvements, there's no guarantee I'll have sex anyway; the only guaranteed is porn.
>>29769623
cmon nigga
google how to block all images in your browser
pic is relate dum dum i don't see any porn
Just make urself busy. Do things in ur spare time to get ur mind off porn, does playing piano work?
>>29769623
TRIED KILLING YOURSELF ?
>he dosent even trim him underarm and pubic hair
fucking disgusting
>>29769587
is it? well fuck you, i love it.
shaving your body is gay
>>29769587
>"Oh no! All my anime waifus will be disgusted"
Tell me anon, why haven't you started making those vegan gains yet? Explain yourselves.
It's a little too expensive and time consuming to go to Whole Judens or another naturalistic store, but when I get my own place I'd commit to making weekly shopping trips and eating at least vegetarian
But I have been vegetarian for 11 years and vegan for 2 and I've started going to the gym
Girlfiend has been vegan since January, I'm just too broke right now but plan on it, one day.
How is your relationship with your mother?
>mom never cooked or cleaned when I was a kid
>was legally malnourished
>house was a shithole, would usually try to clean the place up when I was younger but it ended up getting exhausting doing it 24/7 so I gave up
>neglected her kids by doing nothing but watching tv and sitting on her laptop
>when I called her out on this she'd say "I have 5 kids anon, I don't have time for all of you"
>all of her children are fucked up
>call her out on this also
>"I did my best, it's your own fault"
>>29769523
also the irony is that she claims to be a Chef although she has never cooked anything that wasn't microwaved
>>29769523
Was she a single mom?
Did she get child support checks?
Do you stand your ground and argue back that she was shit or do you roll over and let her shit on you?
>>29769523
That sucks OP, some people are just not meant to be parents.
If she's a single parent with 5 kids, she must be a whore or something.
>i'd post the lyrics to puke by eminem if I got into an argument with someone on a forum
>>29769437
Roleplay forums, in general. It's like a guaranteed cringefest reading all those old posts from my edgy teen years.
>>29769437
masturbated to traps
Used to fantasise about being a successful, desired member of society
Why do modern women love acting like sluts?
because they have no class and can't appreciate neither the fine arts nor philosophy
>>29769427
Because prostitution is illegal for some umfathomable reason
>>29769427
They think it makes them feel sexy.
anyone else feel like you missed out on shit because you never jumped on the social media train? when I was a kid I was on some site for students but I never made a facebook account when everybody started using it cause I thought I don't need it
dude ive had facebook since i was 14 and nobody ever likes any of the shit or pictures i post. it's really just another egocrusher
>>29769424
Social media is legitimately boring, i dont see the hype at all
That shit happened to me. I didn't make an ask.fm account when everybody was using it. Now nobody uses it.
This actually triggers the Asian "male".
Asian boy, your woman is so kawaii sugoiii~
Lmao Asian cucks, your woman will be bred by real men.
Submissive Asian women for their Masters.
As the title said I think I did it now boys. I got myself some more brain damage. Here's the story
>last tuesday I got my hands on 50 Lorazepam 1 mg each
>took them all with a bottle of vodka because I don't have the balls to kill myself
>didn't die and was whacked out till friday
>now I can't tell the difference between dream and reality anymore
>>29769379
You need to wake up
Wake up
>>29769454
Sadly I'm not asleep. I should have died so often already, why couldn't I do it this time?
To keep this thread alive I'm gonna post my story of why I should be dead.
>had really aggressive leukemia at age 8
>took a massive overdose of fentanyl from my dead grandma who also died of cancer
>tried to die of alcohol poisoning at age 16 by drinking 15 beer and a bottle of vodka
>got almost hit by lightning at age 13 or 14
>and my latest fuck up with benzos and alcohol
Anyone else /oily nose/?
It's almost dripping.
>>29769362
>tfw oily nose with those noticeable pores on them
>>29769362
Wipe my nose offwith water constantly shit is so annoying
>>29769382
This is truly the worst feel. They're like meteor craters.
Are there really women out there that don't shave their armhair?
Most arab girls have visible, strong armhair.
>>29769357
I like to shave my knees
>>29769380
Same with a lot of Latinas.
>about to kill myself
>go to tanning bed place, put timer on 30 minutes
>sit down and feel immense joy to the point i could almost cry, knowing it'll all be over soon
>cook up a shot of 1 gram of heroin
>put needle in my arm
>i'm finally at peace. after 10 years of suffering i will no longer suffer
>push the plunger as fast as i can and i'm unconscious after 3 seconds
>wake up in the motherfucking hospital
>no... no... this can't be real.. i've overdosed on 0.1g before, how can 1g not do the job..
Share your suicide attempts anons.
>>29769313
It's because you didn't do it in private you faggot. Someone found you dying.
Why the fuck didn't you do it in your home?
>>29769358
>>29769361
because i don't want my parents to find me dead
