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Pepe is to Wojak as the Joker is to the Batman
discuss
Pepe has definitely taken over, Wojak can do nothing more but follow and feel. But I always liked Wojak better.
>>29766165
wojak cant do nothing because that would be wrong and HE WOULD BE JUST LIKE HIM
Pepe is that childhood best friend who got really popular in high school and stopped talking to you.
Land'o'Feels is the /r9k/ Factions, McMMO, PVP server.
We're on our second month of running this server and things have calmed down quite a bit, we've had a slow week and are looking to snag a few new players. We're usually ~6 players online, but we've dipped down to 1-2 recently.
The map is 100% custom made and features a map that is over 12,000 blocks in size. Frozen fjords in the north and a gigantic sprawling jungle in the south. We also WATERWORLD with villages spawned in the ocean bugs.
If you wanna check the map you can do so here:
IP: 192.169.44.9:26094
Dynamic Map: http://192.169.44.9:8123
Not pirate friendly :*( sorry.
Come on, hang out, meme a bit, die and bitch at me on Steam. Thanks!
some stuff people have been building. inb4 I get reeeeeeeeed for my FOV
Kaer Morhen from Witcher.
Tower Built by hams, he doesn't live here anymore though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRj_6Q0N_KI
EGGY GOING HAM
BOI HE BOUTTA DO IT
take you camwhoring to soc, you ugly attention starved fuck
>>29765943
your 15 minutes already passed. move on
we are witnessing his mental breakdown
stay strong egg
Would a femanon give a robot a hj?
probably for money
handjob? are you kidding me? you might as well jerk yourself off if all your after is a handjob. whats the point, it would be a waste of time
>>29765997
That's not the point, retard. Why do people always say that? There's a huge difference between tugging at your own dick and a girl taking care of it for you.
What does a woman's skin feel like?
What does a woman's breath feel like?
What does a woman's hand on your chest feel like?
What does a woman's breast, softly kneded in your palm, feel like?
What does a woman's warm, loving embrace feel like?
What does a womab nibbling your earlobe while you lie bext to each other in bed like?
What does kissing a woman taste like?
What does cumming in a woman's vagoo while you gaze into each other's eyes feel like?
>>29765889
Excuse my spelling errors, I'm a mobilefag
>>29765889
Ask your normie friends if any.
>>29765933
>normie friends
Why do you think I'm here?
anyone up for a /mischief/ session?
>be neet
>tell my parents i'm going to look for work
>don't
>>29765854
>Tell the jobcentre I'm going to attend a job fair
>Don't
>q-tip box said don't put it in ear
>guess the first place i put it
> 10/10 QT Shy Virgin nervously asks me out on a date
> say no
> Go home and fap at the idea that she was serious and not just playing a joke
>Someone creates something new, interesting and or exciting
>All I can think about is how bad I am at everything
>>29765837
COMPARISON IS THE MOTHER OF SELF LOATHING ANON
>>29765883
I KNOW BUT I CAN FUCKING STOP
>>29765948
Can't*
It's just so seductive.
>used an ear syringe to inject beer up ass last month
>now used it to fix ear blockage
Am I gonna get infect? I used hydrogen peroxide with the cleaning btw.
>used an ear syringe to inject beer up ass last month
why
>>29765798
probably not. depends on where you kept your turdbaster in the meantime. bacteria doesn't tend to live that long without a warm, wet environment.
>>29765798
>last month
no, E. coli doesn't live that long and even if it did, the peroxide would kill the last of it
Say hi to big ol' Wally, guys.
Do you have a pet that you love?
>>29765782
How old is this pup?
>>29765782
>>29765711
My dog is probably the dumbest dog I have ever had or encountered
He's afraid of literally everything except me and my brother even though he's pretty big
Also your dog reminds me of my childhood dog except droopier
I have a pet spitting cobra
would you live in a shed?
I lived in a shed similar to pic related for about 3 weeks.
It was powered, had running water (rain water, stored in tanks) and kitchen was on gas (propane for US readers).
It was cold, even with "insulation".
It was isolated, which was good in some ways but getting to the local shop was an hour each way by bike (I had no money for fuel at that stage).
My view is, sheds can be fun, but it's not an easy life ... but I guess it could be if it was set up properly.
>>29765814
that looks like a comfy fuckin shed
>>29765764
yeah if it was close to a shop/job
>Be a total NEET and a loser for 22 years
>Get sick of it, get a job and a few months later move out
>Finally manage to lose the weight and be more confident around women
>I now have sex at least once a week
There's hope my friends
Good now get the fuck off my board traitor
>tfw I just did it
looking back it was actually pretty easy *shrugs*
>>29765866
This get the fuck out you normie scum
Good morning /r9k/
I have a very specific ritual when it comes to taking a shit.
>hold it in for as long as possible before going to the bathroom
>lock the door and turn on the fan, I find the background noise promotes good bowel movements
>get fully naked
>roll around on the floor and crawl around like Gollum
>sometimes I say things that RTS units say when you click on them, my goto games are Warcraft 2 and Age of Mythology
>finally when I can hold back the shit no longer I hop onto the seat
>I let it rip
Anyone relate?
>>29765744
Anon, please.
What is this shit?
No pun intended.
>>29765744
literally shitlord
>>29765744
Holy ritual involves stripping naked, and praising the eye of sauron before taking a dump. I relate, OP
>When you OD on junk food and you never wanna eat anything ever again
>not knowing how blood sugar levels work
:-|
>>>/ck/
>>29765667
This picture makes my chest tight and I'm a skele 130 pounds
The summer doldrums are here and once again 4chan is luring new posters like flies to shit.
The ironic part about this, is that anybody who complains about 4chan getting worse during summer is actually the newfag cancer, because moot has repeatedly stated over and over that traffic does not increase during summer
Ironic isn't it. Haha. I love irony.
>>29765604
Do you also believe 90% of the shitposters are Australian? Come on now, take off the blinders.
>>29765670
>take off the blinders.
And do what? Listen some random newfag over the fuhrer? No thanks. You haven't even posted alternative evidence to the contrary.
what is the most robot-tier music and why is it doom metal?
https://youtu.be/woe_4gkS4XU
https://youtu.be/k8bSZrzGyBI
Casual pleb
fuck off normie faggot
there is no "robot-tier" music
>>29765568
No, most robots are over the age of 15
