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List two things you hate about men the most
>Imagines having sex with different types of women he never met and calls himself pure
and still thinks subconsciously about them despite having a loving gf
>Always judge people by their appearance compared to women
Next time try an anime girl as the OP imagine.
>>29769383
A harsh pepe is more meaningful though
I'm a male and I despite weak males.
I hate watching mean women subtlety manipulate them as well.
Why are you roasties so devilish?
What instruments do you play?
>>29769271
2 most autistic instruments
>piano
>euphonium
>>29769271
Guitar, mandolin, and shitty keyboard.
>the piano
>the guitar
>the laptop
>Can't make genuine posts on social media in case I get made fun of
>Can't make online dating account incase people I know find out and I get made fun of
>Can't message a girl incase she tells her friends and rumors spread and I get made fun of
HOW DO I ESCAPE THIS NIGHTMARE
>>29769242
I'm 24 and I haven't said a single honest thing about myself since I was in middle school I think.
being paralysed by the fear of social judgment is THE defining feature of a beta.
what are they even going to say?
>LMAO look at anon on tinder, what a loser!
>anon is literally talking to girls omg who does that
literally nobody cares about you this much anyway, you're just denying yourself your own happiness because you're too much of a beta bitch
>>29769297
how do i stop being a beta bitch Chad-Sama
What was the most fucked-up shit you ever fapped to?sfdga fdk jhgansdkjgvndakfjgbndfk
Sara Jay
Dndjsjsjsjsjs
fapped to weird unexplainable fetish I am too ashamed to talk about even on /r9k/
>>29769239
Interracial stuff
i really want to try them out, but i have no connections so my only worry is how to get them without getting caught... i live in 3rd world shithole (small village in eastern poland) and as a totally retarted deepweb person i dont even know if this shit works there, if even so ill probably fuck something up while ordering them and end up in prison
HELP
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L
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just start with weed. its literally everywhere. just fucking ask people exactly this "hey i need help finding some bud" and people will help you
half of americans smoke it
>>29769400
99% poles smoke too, but i have literally noone who would help me get it
>>29769458
there is almost always weed being smoked at music festivals and things like that
one time i went to see a show at this pretty reputable center, a seated stadium, and right in the row behind me some strangers had a joint and they were smoking it, i turned around, literally asked "dude can i get a hit?" and it was passed to me
robots I'm at breaking point how do you reply to these trolling normies in the street
just got trolled by some stacies and her chads, the stacy said her friend fancied me who was a male, i stared at him and he spewed some shit about not being gay
why did i attract this kind of attention?
halp
next time try to just not go outside or keep your distance from chads
>>29769266
was this an insult or something worthy to get angry over?
I feel my autism is over thinking it, maybe she fancied me or is that hopeful?
>>29769442
She just wanted to mess with you
are hairy girls the best girls?
>>29769053
I definitely like hairy, not like beast mode though
>>29769053
All girls are hairy girls.
Some of them just shave it off from time to time.
>>29769053
No
I do not like hairy for boys or girls
What are some good things to do for self improvement?Everything is shit lately and I just can't get things together because of financial problems, so maybe I can put my attention into something else
Honestly, anon-friend, JUST be yourself
>stop isolating
>get job or at least go somewhere where you have to interact with other people
>exercise
>pray/meditate/mindfulness
>don't eat shit
>break addictions to porn/vidya/internet
It's a meme. You can't improve yourself.
Comfy game thread?
you guys should play this game called VA-11 HALL-A, it's pretty comfy
so far I already found two Waifu's on just the first night.you can find a GOG release on Kick ass torrents if you guys want to try it out
>>29768912
doesn't really look fun. How is the gameplay? is there a story?
playing final fantasy X-2 as we speak, not bad so far
play Little Inferno
Googling to find a picture with a big group of friends,
it's all mixed with both guys and women not a single picture with just guys, or with just women, why? Why do normies view the world like this?
I mean go outside and you will see that, most groups are usually filled with only one gender. Why does movies, marketing and ads fill the would with fake social norms?
>>29768899
>go outside
>Can tell what a fake social norm is
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>>29768899
>Why does movies, marketing and ads fill the would with fake social norms?
There are activist groups who keep track of TV shows and commercials to make sure they have enough minorities playing positive roles. If not, the company or TV show gets publicly shamed for being racist.
tl;dr it's the fault of liberalism
>>29768928
How else is i'm expected to buy new games or get Chicken Tender?
Any piano bros here?
What are some resources for a beginner?
Come on r9k, learn to play something, you might find a qt gf with it.
2 handed independence is like crack for autismos.
>>29768877
I am also trying to learn piano. I learnt a bit of moonlight sonata but reading music takes so much effort.
>>29768877
get a teacher. it's too difficult to start and you'll pick up really bad habits. it's not a normie instrument like guitar
I know a virgin girl who hasn't even touched a dick at all.
I told her about what you guys say about wanting pure virgins and what she said made me kind of think..
>I wouldn't date any man who said anything like that, they only want to corrupt me, and take away my pureness instead of the "chad" guy. they wouldn't love me like i love them, they'd fall in love with my innocence, which i don't see how virginity identifies with pureness at all, they really must have deluded themselves. i can see why someone wouldnt want a girl who fucked like ten guys or even one at all, i get wanting to be her first, but it seems they're only in love with the idea of having a cute girl who also has not had a sexual partner. they seem to claim how superficial "normal" people are, but they themselves are even more superficial as it seems. there are society labelled "hot" guys who fall in love with a woman and the woman also loves them back, and they're happy. looks don't mean anything when it comes to real love and it they have forced themselves to believe that which is superficial. why'd you show me this? have they seen a real relationship or do they read online about only negative relationships?
What do you guys think about this? This conversation happened on skype, by the way, I've been seeking out a virgin to ask them that one question.
I'm a virgin, and since I am only going to marry one girl, and spend the REST OF MY LIFE with her, I want to be the only person she's been with. I don't know about all that "purity" crap, but she will think of past exes and partners, and that will drive me crazy. That is how it was for centuries, and I think that it is the best way to have a family and a healthy, trustful relationship.
Advocates of marrying non-virgins will mention how she will suck in bed. That doesn't bother me in the slightest. My shoes sucked when I bought them, but now they fit my feet like a glove, and I love them.
>>29769030
This is why you are, and always will be, a virgin
>>29768825
Not every guy who wants her to be a virgin wants to corrupt her. In my case even thinking about her having sex with another guy drives me insane. I'll be asleep and have nightmares about it. It's not necessarily normal but it's not that I want a virgin, it's that I can't personally handle her not being one. I'd be fine waiting for marriage too. If you want explain what I'm saying to her. She will probably understand. The problem is different guys want a virgin for different reasons so it's easy to judge them as assholes who want to pop their cherry or something like that. It's pretty dumb to assume that's always the case. Also some guys want to only have sex with their wife, what's wrong with that?
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials and names.
Dear OP,
Please kill yourself.
Sincerely,
Me
Maggie,
Wake up, Maggie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
You led me away from home
Just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart, and that's what really hurts
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none in my eyes, you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
You led me away from home
Just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul, and that's a pain I can do without.
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover, and, mother, what a lover you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
And, in the morning, kick me in the head
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
You led me away from home
'Cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart, I couldn't leave you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock 'n' roll band
That needs a helping hand
Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart, but I love you anyway
Maggie I wish that I'd never seen your face
I'll get a ride home one of these days
Rod
Bump
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Last thread: >>29760470
She responded now what do I say?
>>29768748
Please shit in a sock and let me keep it.
me neither, mine was in fact an original comment
>>29768748
Now that I have your attention can I have your panties please
>Start getting crush on cuteboy
>he's only on an hour a day
>Try to stay up to talk to him
>Messages me 15 minutes after I fall asleep
;_; I wasnt even gonna pursue him as a bf, i just really like him a lot and his company and attention and want to hug and cuddle him until I die.
Maybe he'll get online and we can play League soon.
League sucks
>>29768736
>drive to his house
>talk to him
>tell him you love him and can't stop thinking about him
see what happens from there
>>29769485
It is highly likely that they do not live close anon
