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How was your experience/ relationship with drugs?
Don't do it if you do not want to destroy your life.
>>29768267
Drugs make me hungry.
I'll eat anything
I love drugs. I also keep ending up in the psych ward because of drugs. It's a delicate balance.
>so it says right here you're not sexually active. that' alright, when was the last time you had sex, a month or two ago?
>>29768231
Why the fuck would he ask this?
>>29768231
Doctors do not talk like that
>>29768231
yeah a month ago with your wife while you were in the cuckshed pussy faggot
>manlet
>born in the netherlands
>>29768180
what height are you anon? original
>>29768180
>nigger
>born
>>29768201
>5'6
Just end it. Most women are in the 5'8 - 5'11 range here, and all have that retarded "i need no man im a woman and PROUD!" shit going on
What is the easiest way to get a gf as an average looking guywith no friends?
>>29768145
easiest? massively dial down standards and give no fucks about your pride when you obsessively hit up as many girls as it takes
>>29768214
oh fuck its the funnyman, hide your children
>>29768214
explain this picture i seen it few times today
So, this is my first custom made Pepe
>Anyone with experience?
>Anyone want to give requests?
>>29768143
Flip the thumb to a thumbs down for that pepe, then for the thumbs up use the smug pepe face.
Not bad, though, has potential
>>29768183
Thanks, tho now I have to make it a proper right hand
>>29768240
Good start. Lurkin ur thred for more mint condition pepes
Can you guys help me? I want to build up my wojak collection.
Hello my greatest ally in the world
>tfw you will never make Morocco the 51st state of the union
>tfw you have transcended tfw no gf
>tfw you realize you've been on 4chan for literally a decade
Where did it all go so wrong?
What's wrong with that anon
You like this site, nothing wrong with that
>>29768101
>implying anyone actually "likes" this site
>>29768140
I like this site! That's why I spend all my time here
>Be beta orbiter
>Hanging out with my oneitis and her boyfriend
>Oneitis says "Anon, I'll give you a bj if you suck my boyfriend's dick"
>Fuck. This is my only chance.
>"O-okay"
>Boyfriend drops his pants and I reluctantly start sucking his flaccid cock
>About 15 seconds into it, he pushes me off, and they both burst into laughter
>Turns out they had made a bet earlier on whether I would actually do it or not
>It was all a sick joke at my expense
JUST
how did his dick taste?
Do people like you really exist?
How can anyone be this pathetic?
lol xD
try harder next time faggot
Does anyone else just want to bury their face in a nice hairy, smelly, meaty, wet pussy?
Dig in, anon-kun
>>29768064
>tfw gf is Japanese and has a hairy bush
feels good lad, hairy Asians are the best. hairy white women always smell yeasty for some reason.
>>29768064
yes, god that pussy looks delicious.
shit people say/do that makes you rage like an autist
>people who don't close the door all the way even though you tell them to
>people who say shit wrong like "dime a dozen"
>people who use exclamation points excessively
>people who never shut the fuck up
>australians
>>29768016
>dime a dozen
Isn't that legitimately correct though?
>>29768016
>australians
Don't forget the colder more edgy teenage cousin of Australians, Canadians
Something is fucked in the head of anons from those countries
>>29768057
Canadians are alright eh. Except for those Frenchies... they aren't real Canadians though.
>tfw you will never find a gf who plays cataclysm DDA, mount and blade or similar games
fucking sucks man
Actually you can, she just has a dick
fuck off, I haven't played DDA for over a year and now I want to because of you niggershit
>will never find a drug addict gf who's also a virgin
Why do girls rather be single then be with non-chad?
Why would someone rather be hungry than eat feces?
because they are fucking horrible entitled people
That's a really stupid question.
Use your brain for a minute, OP. I know you're smart enough o figure this one out.
>>29767857
lol
>write sad heavy song about how your one hit basically made you miserable
>some norwegian normies come along and remix it into a random brainless club number
>the remix is infinitely more success than the original and even more than your one hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GZVVcxQps
>radio station plays normalfag club remix of a song
>"and that was (original song's name) by (whoever remixed the original song)!" t: DJ
>>29767812
Perfect unironic retribution.
>>29768821
he just wanted to make music man
Tell me /r9k/, do you have any homosexual tendencies? Even towards 2D characters
You can't deny that some boys look really cute, it's bad to be in denial
You can't just fucking post this shit without sauce you asshole.
I did but when I started considering myself bi and trying to date guys I slowly realized it was all just misdirected frustration from my ineffectual skills with ladies.
I have a robot bf. Can't be anymore homosexual than that.
robots every now and then I feel like truly killing myself
what do
Go outside, pick a direction, and just start running.
Don't look back. Don't look forward. Don't think. Just run. Run until you can't. Until you're throwing up and your eyes are watering. Until you can't breathe and you have to lay down.
Only at the end of that journey will you know the real answer to your question.
>>29767931
I will try
thank you very much
Stop being a NEET?
Seriously though, just find some purpose in life. Anything you're passionate about will do. If you aren't passionate about anything try doing random shit until you find someting you enjoy doing.
![doctor-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jCPfBZL.jpg "doctor-12[1]")
