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Was Greg Heffley the original robot?
>always incredibly awkward
>tfw no gf
>constantly trying and failing to hang out with popular chads and stacys
>mom wants him to develop a skill and be good at something
>dad wants him to go outside more and be more manly
>siblings torment him relentlessly
>only friend is a guy more retarded than he is
>>29768718
Tfw people making threads were born after 9/11
>>29768718
I agree with this. He had delusions of grandeur and was secretly a huge asshole. Also, he was as dumb as a rock.
You must be 18 or older to post on this site.
Is this the best video on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnr5bOq9v2k
I don't understand why I watched 1 minute of that crap, OP thanks for wasting 1 minute of my life.
>>29768744
Not like you were using it anyway
>>29768677
I am sure there are better videos in youtube. But yes this was entertaining.
>2016
>Not swing trading
It's like you wanna be a wagecuck for the rest of your life
I don't have the money or the income to generate the money I would need to make trading worthwhile.
>>29768669
nigger i dont even have a bank account
>>29768669
I think you want >>>/biz/
How do you get away from normalfag society but still have access to the internet?
I think you need to build your own internet.
>>29768691
What materials will I need?
>>29768647
you cant m8
What's your excuse for not having interracial sex yet, anon?
>>29768612
i am keeping my non hispanic white genetics pure shlomo
i would never ruin my purity
>>29768612
but muh racial purity, muh white genocide, muh jew conspiracy
Because I don't want to rape anyone.
Also, my pee pee has to be protected from hookers.
You served food today?
Hmm...
>>29768606
You did?
Oh, okay.
>>29768728
Is that so?
Hmm... Ok.
>>29768606
>>29768728
>>29769093
>posters 1
Oh.
>too pussy to kill myself
>no one want's to murder me
>no assisted suicide available
stuck in this shitty life, I just don't want to exist anymore, but there is NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do /r9k/ ?
Just live. You won't regret it.
You can always go on a rampage for a cause you believe in. You'll be shot if it's illegal and you're living in America.
who knew dewey would grow up to be evil
How do you handle family gatherings, neets?
Oh, you don't have a job?
Oh, you don't have a girlfriend?
Okay...
I drink like everybody else.
sit in my room with the door locked
"How are you?"
"...normal."
alright ro/bro/s so I got a job for summer and I will soon come into jew coins which I can save up for the gun I want.
if I can find a gf before semester starts up again late August I will be back to full chad status which I was at 5 years ago.
don't reply to this post I am just venting
>>29768442
You cannot revert into Chad status.
The decline is one long spiral downwards. It cannot be reversed.
>>29768508
I have always done the impossible. You telling me no itt just solidifies that it will happen.
>>29768442
>don't reply to this post I am just venting
THEN GO WRITE THIS DOWN IN YOUR DIARY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>tfw modern life destroyed my attention span
>tfw not being able to read books anymore because tl;dr
fml
how can I learn to read books again anons?
Read a page or two a day and work yourself upwards from there
>>29768394
i have a nigger tier attentions span, do you have any serius problems? becuase if so you dont need to read this.
just take your time, i took 3h to read a wikipedia page and i strangely feel acomplished, just read and percive the things you read. Truly indulge yourself, with no regards for the outside world or performence, just understand and if not google the words/concepts you dont understand. Thats how you get the shit done eventually, atleast i do. I can read faster but i rarely remember then and get bored and frustated fast. This may not work at a job or school (sorry senpai) but it atleast works. I hope you the best anon.
Meditate, think of it as a form of training to focus on one thing at a time
In what parallel universe does JLo live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKS1h2mx9BE
I think I'm gonna ask the Liberal Arts girls at my uni to let me borrow their problem glasses because I'd really like to see this world, like in "They Live". Best case scenario she's just cashing in on current year trends.
I ain't working all day (I ain't your daddy!)
I ain't gon' pay your bills (I ain't your daddy!)
I ain't your daddy, girl (I ain't your daddy!)
When you're going get your act together?
>>29768366
kek a deaf steak in a thursty rooster
>>29768366
>Clinton quote
>Wage equality
>Woman rebelling against domestic duties
It's like she made this solely to bait /pol/
Looks like the ghosting meme isn't true. This girl literally apologized for replying after almost 24 hrs when I did the same to her after she initiated our current convo
Nice one, my main man, maybe she'll have sex with you soon
>>29768365
Wow, a 5 on the calc exam that's amazing. Too bad about the other ones, but you don't really need US history/politics anyway.
>>29768365
Congrats OP. Happy for you. Now get in dat pussy.
Hmm thread
Pic related: Hmmmmm
>>29768359
Thats not hmmm, the faces are merely switched
>>29768374
It's Snapchat not Photoshop
>>29768359
>>29768403
This shit is fkn hilarious m8
Talking to this hunnie bun, what do I say?! HELP ME
Stop being a fucking chad and just end your life.
>>29768326
be you're self
hory shit not oregano
>>29768326
I gotta skedaddle if you sniff my drift
bitches love sniffing the drift
How's your day going, robots?
Pic related, that's your dear OP who's here to feel and share feels with you.
Bump that for some feels
It went okay
The mental day hospital was kinda boring and I didn't like the meditation thing too much
Afterwards I washed my clothes and now I am trying to get a date with a qt this week
She said she might not have time tho
>>29768293
Seen that playground place a couple of times but never actually went in. Is it like a cafe or something ?
