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>tfw no vexillologist bf
>tfw no teacher gf
iktf
flags a cool
>>29764146
That's not even a real word...
I've been waiting for someone to eat poop on youtube. my prayers have been answered guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QDglFH9548
I've been waiting for some guy to make a poo eating video and put it on youtube then promote it here, pretending to be somebody who's excited about poo eating videos, in an attempt to get his vid more views.
REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE THE MAN IN THE VIDEO SHILLING HIS VIDEO
REMINDER TO CHECK THE ARCHIVES TO SEE HOW OFTEN HE POSTS THIS NOT JUST ON THIS BOARD, BUT ALSO OTHERS.
REMINDER TO REPORT FOR SPAM AND ADVERTISING AND SAGE
>>29764161
who could that be?
/R9K/ I got a girl to send me nudes! Is this the end of the robot virgin life for me?
>>29764116
It's not a girl if he has a penis.
>>29764116
Autismo will probably kick in then you'll fuck it up.
>>29764142
Nah saw vag
>>29764162
Yeah probably
What's the first thought that comes to mind when you see a fellow robot.
Be honest
bernie sanders cuck
>Why is this handsome fuck here?
Stupid, sexy jew.
>>29764114
why's that
genuinely curious
I'm new to this board. I'm 48 autistic amazed a board like this exist. I'm telling you don't give up hope just because the world has not accepted you is no reason to hide in your rooms. I am married have kids and gave been told if not for my high IQ I would be babbling under a bridge due to my severe autism. So I'm going to get a lot of fuck you , you don't get it, ext post ...oh well ...to those that listen I'm here to help you who feel like staying in the house constantly. So those who want to flame this do so but the others who are looking for advice on surviving while autistic listen a while longer. Three things most autistics feel much more comfortable in familiar places, in situations they can control, and away from crowded situations...this can't be changed but you can change your perception by understanding the average autistic can perform a 135 to 147 on IQ test. Since that is often the case that means your ability to learn is higher than norms but the apprehension and fear holds you back. One day back in the late 70's I was in my room depressed wondering why girls don't like me, why I don't have any true friends, and why I always feel alone...Then it hit me ..If I can't change the world to fit me I will learn to perform like everyone else (sounds like bullshit but read on) my conclusion was this is not the reality I want but I have to live in their world. I am smarter than them so to get what I want I will teach myself to function in this world. I soon found that the fear was bad at first. The average person with their petty self centered lack of concern for anyone else completely sickened me. It took practice forcing myself out of the house walking in crowded areas and talking to people. At first people could tell I was different but after lots of practice I started to be able to have a conversation that was on topic and often enjoyable....still scared as hell......OK just saw the time I have to get to my job I will continue the story later tonight
It's certainly interesting.
Shut up that literally is a logic thing. Everyone knows that.
>>29764059
On break..... feel this needs to continue....yes you are correct it is a logic thing it is also about ignoring fear. After talking to people a while I learned two things ..I could out think them and no matter how hard I tried eventually they could notice something was different. So be it. So I started experimenting on who I could feel comfortable with ( this is way before much research was done on autism) I discovered that I could interact very very well with people who were around 13/14 I was 16 at the time. So I attempted to be a friend with some of the people I met who were younger. I would help them spend time with them and basically learn behavior from them. There parents were taken back at first why an older kid would spend time with a younger kid I just informed them politely that I actually enjoyed their sons/ daughter's company. They seemed to respect that and since I never caused issues I learned how to make friends and watch them react to situations and gained confidence that I was reacting appropriately as well. I could now socialize, but I was often still uncomfortable. By 17 I really wanted a girlfriend so I decided the best thing to do was to discuss the situation with a female friend I had made. ....That was my greatest discovery..you want a girlfriend..get a real friend who is a girl tell confide in her about the situation and watch those mother/problem solving eyes light up (Thanks Tammy wherever you are today) besides truly enjoying helping me understand how to act and treat a woman she gave me the best girl advice ever..".sure your scared of rejection everyone is, but If you see a girl you like ask her out if you don't then you have rejected yourself...told yourself no already...some of the best looking girls in school don't get asked out because guys find them unapproachable ...just walk up ask if they say no then just smile say ...well I tried..and walk away.....dang back to work will tell more in a few hours
Write a letter to somebody who may or may not read it thread. Include initials if desired.
Dear A,
Over the year, I have avoided saying a lot of honest things to you, just so to avoid hurting you or saying something you wouldn't like to hear. I won't be saying too much now, either, for the same reason. There's one thing you should know, though: I think you really did spend too much time thinking about yourself and not even stopping once to think about what I felt the whole time or what the world is like outside of your own closed mind. I'm sorry we both ended up this way, but it's not entirely my fault. I hope you'll be a little bit less heartless from now on. Enjoy what you have, because now you will probably understand that you had a lot, while I had close to nothing.
H
I just want to know if you hate me and never want to speak to me again, please respond.
D
>>29764012
Dear Eliza/Erica
I want to fuck your brains out. My dick is 7 inches and I'm six feet tall. I'm white, weigh 145 pounds and have pretty good looks(also not a virgin). I would litteraly fuck you so hard I just love little 16 year old girls I cant stop thinking about them. My dick would be so far up in you I would just uuuugh.
-A
Who here /uneducated scum/? How much does it affect you?
>only have a HS equivalent diploma
>can't really do shit with that, because even entry-level job positions for horribly dead-end wageslave jobs are already filled to the rim with college graduates
>the educational system in my country is so horribly shit I can't go to any higher education institutions
Yet ~30% of people younger than 25 still manage to have even less education than me.
I wish I lived in the US.
>>29764000
burn all your identity documents and book a flight to usa
like fuck it's not that hard yet
>>29764000
are you dumb or uneducated?
Reporting with HS diploma and 2 courses I finished.
I was working as CNC programmer ooerator for few year in shut hole country. Usually this job pays good abroad but since poor and no contact cant afford
Now I am care giver cleaning old people asses. I am such lost case.
My CV is now fucked beyond repair. With too different professions and companies plus long periods of unemployment
SPURDOPOSTERS! ASSEMBLE!
Make way for an oregano spurdo.pdf
>>29765085
nise bost :DDDD
SUOMI PERKELE!!!!
Today I finally paid some bills after being buried in reminders and threats for the past two months.
And I even have 30 bucks left for food! What a time to be alive robots
Amirite
>tfw the cycle will start again next month
I don't pity you.
Its your own damn fault you braindead cuckwage
>>29763990
buy lsd instead bro, you could use a vacation
>>29764001
>own damn fault
>braindead cuckwage
What did the neetfrog mean by this
>he has the virgin look
>>29763980
she has the sociopath eyes
>Look at Anon! He has the virgin walk!
Seriously, met a coworker during annual training and the first words he said after sexual harassment training was...
>every one here has been laid and knows how to act
Looks at me
>well maybe he has'nt
I had no idea it was that obvious, this guy is the same height as me similar skelly physique. I never said anything in front of him yet he could pin point that exaxt detail
what do you reckon guys
should i kill myself
i don't know how im supposed to react to this
>>29763933
What did you respond with?
>your memes are shit
You: Stop doing "memes", then get new friends
Your friend: Who gives a fuck about memes, kys
i responded with "ok but i really don't see why this was necessary"
21 kv
Never had female friends/acquaintances. (surrounded by guys my whole life)
Would like to get some experience talking to girls.
Any femanon here wants to be online buddies? (email exchange)
Only requirement:
actual female (provide vocaroo proof)
preferably 18+[email protected]I know it's not /soc/ but femanons seem somehow nicer, so brobots pls no bully
Litterally install tinder my man
Why not try /soc/ ?
>>29763998
I just want to talk
I am not interested in a relationships or meeting irl
I am looking for somehow anonymous conversation, a pen-pal if you will
>>29764055
/soc/ is full of normies
femanons seem more familiar
To day is the day my robot life will take a turn for the better, going to the gym to become chad. Wish me luck
i dont care im going to bed
I have forearm-bicep proportions like that. My biceps always look small compared to my forearms
It will improve you no doubt. But it will only turn you into a chad if you are a dormant chad.
I've gone to the gym almost everyday for the past 4 years and I'm still a depressed NEET
Holy fuck I hate working.
I hate people complaining about working.
>>29763902
I hate people complaining about people complaining about work
>>29763922
Sure, people who hate working always hate people who tell them they hate people who complain about working.
So what about you fuck off from this board and get to work instead of whining like a lazy bitch?
rate this robots hair please
>>29763845
It's robot hair.
Seriously, slender faces are attractive, stop this sheet.
>>29763845
IndianInTheCupboard/10
>>29763884
What u mean cunt
