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SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN
ROBOTS
GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW I URGE U GUYS IF U READ THIS
TURN OFF UR COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE
INVADE THE NORMIES
INVADE THEM NOWWWWWWWWWWW
RUIN THE NORMIES DAYS BY GOING TO UR LOCAL MALLS GO TO UR LOCAL SHOPS
GO TO UR LOCAL PARKS
GO TO UR LOCAL AREA AND INVADE THEM NOWWWWWWW
B-but... mumma just cooked tendies.
wouldn't you much rather stay here and have friendly conversation about tfwnogf and NEET living
we can laugh at Eggman and recall stories all day long
stay with us Anon
you're happier here
>>29762201
I'm watching a twitch stream and am about to play some vidya... maybe tomtorrow?
Who here born out of mom's vajaja?
>that embarrassing feeling when
I'm a test tube baby, so I've never been in pussy.
>tfw I'm technically a plant
my head shapes all fucked up because of it, yeah
>>29762218
>tfw you go straight from mom's pussy t
Into obstetrician's ass because weird sexual play
I normally don't post shit like this but here goes. I'm shaking while writing this.
>was in a relationship for over a year with someone who would constantly put me down
>literally the worst
>threw temper tantrums and slammed doors
>violated my personal space
>pressured me into sex
>compared me to other girls
>lacked the ability to show empathy
>lied pathologically
>I eventually broke up with him because I caught him in a huge lie (which triggered a chain reaction)
>We tried to be friends for 7 months
>He wanted it, I really didn't. But I stuck with him.
>because he told me I was the only one who really knew him. I now know that was a bad choice. Especially because I've caught him on numerous counts spreading lies about me behind my back while being all gushy and sweet to my face.
>Fast forward to today
>I caught him in the same lie he told that prompted our breakup. I tried to call him out on it, but he consistently ignored me, maybe because he didn't want to accept he did anything wrong (or maybe he was unable to realize because of his narrow mind). Anyway, when he finally picked up he was a jerk on his end of the call. Usually he's sweet and apologizes, but this time he was with friends. He went out of his way to make his end sound like I was a piece of dirt on the rug. He hung up on me, which he'd never done before. Then he had his friends text me really mean shit they knew nothing about because he had no energy to actually communicate.
What I'm trying to say is, I don't know what to do. I blocked his number and removed him from social media. But I still have scars. The inability to trust, to get close to people. He constantly told me he loved me, but it seems like a lie at this point in time.
I feel lost and alone. So much for being friends with exes.
Also, I really hope his next girlfriend doesn't need any emotional help, because he is unable to give it... look me in the eyes now and tell me I deserve it...
>>29762188
You deserved it. lol
>>29762188
dubs checked
origamicommode
>shaking while writing this
Because your chairs having trouble supporting your immense ass right?
Why'd they do it /r9k/?
>>29762182
they were cishet white males and gave in to their natural instincts
Because everyone else is responsible for their problems, not them.
That and violent video games desensitized them.
>>29762213
Video games?? i blame Marilyn Manson and the other artists making assault music!
Are you capable of making a noise louder than an inside voice?
>>29762174
No, I can't even remember the last time I raised my voice. If I tried shouting at someone I'm pretty sure I'd sound retarded and weak.
>>29762378
>If I tried shouting at someone I'm pretty sure I'd sound retarded and weak.
I tried shouting in my room today, the noise literally died in my throat, it came out like a squeak
I think I lost the ability to scream
I can yell but it hurts my throat
>Unemployed man comes into the surgery
>Appears to have a massive fracture across his entire skull
>Claims 'the egg has cracked'
>Wants me to give him a few dollars on paypal
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
HEDON PLZ NOTICE ME
Too good for him I say.
>>29762384
>Reckonz wants me to give him attention
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>we're travelling through space all attached to some rock and we're hurtling along at a gorillion km an hour
We don't even know how or why reality exists for sure.
Also billions of aliens and other universes with different versions of us.
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON
>>29762113
This is spooky and comforting at the same time.
The real trouble starts once we actually learn more, once we actually make progress and meet another civ. Then we discover that they are pretty much like us, the novelty and excitement will wear off, and they will just look like another country to us. Like back when people thought China and India were far-away exotic magical lands and now every country is just a bunch of generic skyscrapers and cars with airports and hotels, save some rainforest tribes.
And then we have to find another mystery to keep us from killing ourselves, to help us fool ourselves into thinking that something cool and amazing might happen in the future if we just sit tight and keep going.
It's like how video games are only interesting in the beginning when you still have things to unlock and upgrades to research and then once you reach max tech level you suddenly realize what the fuck am I doing and the only way to have fun is to reset and start from scratch again. The ride really does never end.
How can i ruin someones flat/flat party anons?
Im at university and the guy who lives below me is a prick, but hes throwing a party tonight for the block. How can i fuck with him? Tuna in the a/c unit?
>Buy a bunch of water jugs
>When everyones partying go in and pour water in their gas tanks
>:^)
bring an AR15 to the party
>>29762036
u kno wat 2 do
Post your body and let others judge
>>29762001
i like the body a lot but you have the posture of someone with down syndrome.
>>29762037
I know. Lack of self esteem, ugly face and continuous rejection from women does that
>>29762001
average/10
not original apparently
What do you think of girls with pierced nipples? Is it aesthetic, or just degenerate?
Personally, I don't mind it but I also don't understand why they would do it.
>>29761994
Body piercings are a major red flag. Girls who have them are usually messed up mentally.
>>29761994
I had my ex's nipples pierced for her birthday, they were my favorite thing ever to play with
>>29761994
nah never....piercing on ears is as far as it gets.
Why don't more black anons just move to Japan or some other East Asian country? You will be seen as exotic and masculine to the native women, and they're also way more feminine and beautiful than black women, especially western ones.
Black anons should go get some monster girl gfs.
>>29761980
I hope japan opens up their borders and let's in tons of foreign men to boost their population
They should be forced to do it as an apology for starting WW2
Because different types of culture tend to stick together.
There are exceptions of course.
tfw you get zero replies on /r9k/
Hello friend, have a wonderful night, we care about you.
>>29761975
it happens to me a lot too.
don't feel bad.
>>29761990
Honto ni desu ka?
fembots, is it degenerate to fantasize about my gf sucking my cock while riding a huge dildo, you know, one of those monster dildos, full penetration?
would you do it?
It's degenerate to have anything but a monster girl sucking you off.
>>29761961
very degenerate, I can't even imagine how on earth someone can fap to this.
>>29761961
rolling for the succ a bus. oh reagan oh
>mfw someone I know has a higher IQ than me
He said his was 154 and mine is 129.
I hope that it was an online test he took because then it would mean shit.
>>29761875
IQ doesn't mean shit.
I know people are gonna yell at me for this but it's true in most cases.
>>29762510
I agree. It's how you apply your intelligence that matters.
>>29761875
>Getting upset over IQ
Literally means nothing. Mine's 133 (from an actual test I took 6 years ago), reckon I'd do better now and don't consider myself a genius at all.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
join for the fleeting friendshipz
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
come join room for some friendships/movies/venting and stuff
Yura be my friend
Sweet day, so cool, so calm, so bright,
The bridal of the earth and sky;
The dew shall weep thy fall to-night,
For thou must die.
Sweet rose, whose hue angry and brave
Bids the rash gazer wipe his eye;
Thy root is ever in its grave,
And thou must die.
Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses,
A box where sweets compacted lie;
My music shows ye have your closes,
And all must die.
Only a sweet and virtuous soul,
Like season'd timber, never gives;
But though the whole world turn to coal,
Then chiefly lives.
