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Can have a /drug/ thread?
I just took three tabs of acid and ripped from my bong
Probably a bad idea considering I almost died a few days ago in a car accident which has me feeling really weird
Starting to lose my mind
ITT: Post stories about your trips and experiences with trippy drugs
>>29760476
I took 12 Grams of shrooms my first time. I thought I had died and become this whole universe of strange patterns and images, and I thought that was going on for eternity. Puts life in perspective now. Beautiful experience.
You'll be fine OP.
Can we do a green text of the trip Like a story
I'll start if I can contain my sanity
>>29760476
Get off 4chan u fucking idiot go enjoy your trip
/r9k/ get me nudes
Oregano
>>29760470
She's the chubby one.
I'm drunk enough I'll probably do what you say.
Shes a total Pam I'd Jim all over her.
>>29760470
/r9k/ I'll share them if she delivers
>Make a thread a few days ago about being bored and lonely
>start talking to one anon
>he's really cool, has a lot of the same beliefs as I do
>he feels a lot of the same feels as I do, never had anyone sympathise with me that much before
>get into a really interesting conversation
>he tells me that he has to go to bed but would really like to talk to me again
>Gives his email to talk later
>message him
>never get a reply
>check inbox every hour for 2 days now
>still nothing
It really sucks because I felt like we could have been nice friends. Now I'm just spending another night bored and alone, like every other night
Anyone else here been /ghosted/? Share your feels...
I'm normally the one doing the ghosting- but not on purpose. My anti depressants make my memory shit, so I can't remember to message people back. By the time I do, too much time has passed already and any hopes of a relationship are gone.
Sorry it happened to you though OP.
If you boast a roast, prepare for the ghost
Last year I was messaging another anon with nice hands, but after awhile he stopped messaging. I understand if I'm so boring you don't want to message me, but could you atleast say that instead of disappearing.
I'm trying to kill myself.
Stabbing my chest wasn't easy. Too pussy. Scared of not getting the heart right.
About to tie a noose.
Fucking hope this works.
grind up a bunch of pills and take them
>>29760461
Why did you make this thread? Sounds to me like you want some attention more than to die.
Also
>knife has no blood on it at all
>>29760461
that knife looks fake
also
>>29760511
Hey, robots....when/how did you finally stop watching porn?
Taught myself how to have multiple orgasms instead.
>>29760481
how are those mutually exclusive??
It's bad for you and there is enough of it on r9k anyway
>I've been regularly told I'm very good looking
>I play several instruments and draw regularly
>I work out 3-4 days a week and often complimented on my body
>I'm a legit chubby chaser
>I go out to bars 3-4 nights a week
>Often told I'm funny and have no problems making people laugh
>I can't even pull 4s
>People on internet constantly say "step 1: be attractive step 2: don't be unattractive"
>want to die literally every day
If there was ever evidence looks don't matter, take it from me, but that doesn't mean you're not still fucked.
social skills, charisma and confidence are what really matter
as far as looks go you just need to not be ugly, being average is fine
>>29760453
You're trying to pick up chicks at a bar, that's your problem.
You're above their league.
Haven't you seen Superbad? Gotta hit up the farmer's markets and the pumpkin patches.
>>29760495
That, and providing a fun time on the first few dates.
The goal is to convince the chick that you're a shit load of fun to be around. If you ever ask, "What do you want to do?" on the first few dates, you've just struck out.
Bitch ass wagie. Suck my cut dick. Oh, wait, your slut girlfriend is already doing that you piss poor out of shape long titty no nipple bitch.
Another day, another dollar.
>Having his dick sucked
>Being a neet
Pick one.
>>29760431
Thisis no time to be making jokes when /tv/ and /int/ are in their current state.
>>29760431
Wagies on suicide watch
Lol, shrekt.
Bedded six girls (one virgin, two taken girls) in the last 6 weeks. This is my retribution. Feels good to use them. Karma Bitches.
post virginio-purio desu
As long as Chads do not ruin pure qts
>>29760426
Source? One of the girls you fucked? She's got good tits.
EGGMAN JUST TOOK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PAIN PILLS ON LIVE STREAM!!
GET IN HERE!!!
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI&feature=live-chat-promo
https://youtu.be/pLmQge0B2RA
>>29761417
Did he actually said that he took the pills or we just memed him like the time we framed him for a mass shooting?
>>29760421
>this stream is offline
what happened?
How does a 6-7/10 NEETgirl get a loyal bf/eventual husband who will pay the bills and let her stay at home?
>go outside
>get knocked up
>profit
By having sex with them? You literally just have to lay there every other night and you get everything handed to you.
I doubt you're that good looking
What's your favorite animal?
Eeling feeling
Japanese spider crab!
cats, deer, sloths, koala bears, pandas, raccoons, frogs, lizards, penguins, owls, otters, seals
How many panties have you stolen in your life?
How/where did you steal them?
Do you still have them?
If not, what happened to them?
>>29760319
Why steal when I can just buy some from my female cousin? She only wears panties a few times and I pay her for all of them. I have hundreds from her.
>fucked a girl
>grabbed her panties as a trophy
>she got mad and made me give them back
I tried.
Also, reee normie, etc etc.
>>29760337
>buy some from my female cousin?
...she just lets you buy them?
what is your relationship like?
how much does she charge you
Why are women so horrible?
> be me, having beer at favorite pub alone after long day
> 6/10 sits a few seats down, I can hear an aussie accent
> i ask if she is from Australia
> she replies "are you from Australia? " in a derogatory tone.
> wtf.jpeg i wasn't even hitting on this cunt just making conversation as it was fucking dead in there.
This is why I don't talk to strangers. Why even fucking go outside.
don' let things like this affect you so significantly
She was a cunt. So what. Move on. That's what Chad does.
aussie women are fucking trash dude. should've spat in her mouth or knocked her teeth out.
>arrive at work alone
>See couples together
>Reminded of my crush
>Mental health issues so can't date
>check Facebook
>That guy that was better in college
>Won another award at work
>Engaged to gf
>Owns his own house
Anyone else feel that they are a good person, who tries hard in everything, but gets shit on in all aspects of life. Academia, work, relationships etc.
I realise this entirely reads like I wear a fedora.
Singles train leaves in 3 minutes on the dot, all aboard.
>>29760270
It's not even that I feel alone. This girl I'm crushing on is wonderful and I'm happy to wait.
I just feel that in everything I do, its an uphill battle. But others seem to just have everything. Good job, relationships, recognition, etc.
>>29760363
Wait for what and why
have you ever fapped at work or school? or where is the weirdest place you jacked off?
When I was a freshman and sophmore in HS i used to jack off at lunch in the bathroom to memoeries of the girls i sat around like 10 minutes prior.
Why?: A. because I had no one to sit with and B. I was a horny little fuck
dude i did the exact same thing
jerked off in a synagogue. not even jewish senpai
>>29760232
Jerked of at school when I was just discovering my sexuality as a 12 year old.
