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Met a girl on tinder.
She says she has aspergers, and from her fb I swear she could be a 4channer, with all the posts about depression and the side tumblrs about how her life is shit (no feminist shit though).
She's really nice to talk to though, but she has quite a lot of red flags.
Wants me to come over tonight. I'm torn between getting laid and not putting my dick in crazy.
What should I do? She's good looking so that's cool, and she's probably is kinky in bed.
I'm no virgin though, so it's not such a massive deal if I don't get laid tonight.
Pic related
Robots that cute are rare but its up to you senpai, give more info about her red flags.
>>29758220
She says she's autistic, has a bit of aspergers, got cheated on several times, and is not in a stable family.
Both her parents got with someone much younger, a toyboy and a goldigger, she has depression and "I'm so dark and spessul because people fucked me over" stuff plastered all over her fb.
She says she's not crazy, nor violent, and at first she said she was more looking for a relationship but I guess every girl says that at a non-Chad on tinder at first to see how it goes. Now she really wants me to come over, I've offered dinner, to make it look like I wasn't after sex (I sure as hell am) but she still wants me to go to her place, without saying she wants the D though.
>>29758220
>>29758288
Oh and she has that typical dicksucking tight necklace as well. You know, the one all the sluts have
>tfw driving 80 mph on the highway right by a bunch of trees thinking about how easy it would be to just twist the steering wheel a little to the left and end it all right there
Dying is easy, anon.
Living is hard.
RIP my good friend who did just this
>>29758096
>tfw when someone is driving you somewhere and you think about how easy would be for them to turn the steering wheel and end your life
we're sort on a different page arent we
what do you think of his justification?
I never read his manifesto, didn't watch his YouTube videos more than once.
>>29758092
meanwhile his blonde crush..
Honestly, his actions weren't even close to justifiable, but I'm not the kind of person who cares.
>Emerald Dream (RPPVP)
>Retail
I went ahead and made a Draenei Priest because I want to be someone's Healslut. Post in this Thread if you want to be healed by me. I really want to fucking play WoW with Robots, I'll even ERP with you if you want, fuck it.
Sounds fun as hell and I'm jealous of whoever takes you up on the offer.
>>29758173
No one's responded to my Thread.
>>29758085
Get me a subscription and I'll be your tank daddy.
>it's an anon rips through the tp and fingers his asshole while wiping episode
>not using a meter of tp per wipe
>>29758034
Wait I've already seen this one
>>29758064
this guy's got the right idea
If I get a double degree in Math and Business Management, where would it lead me?
Also, how does it compare to ChemE in terms of pay and contribution to the betterment of society?
>>29758025
Presumably into business management, no?
Undergrad is businesses in pretty worthless, but MBAs from top 20 schools average starting salary is $100-150K.
>>29758066
But specifically what jobs?
>mom leaves the donuts out even though she keeps getting upset about the roaches and food being left out.
>>29757999
>the donuts
Amerifat detected
>>29757999
why havent you killed your mom yet, anon?
>>29758119
because she feeds me and gives me GBP
Is rejecting women better than sex itself? If I was ridiculously attractive I think it would be fun to tell women I'm waiting for the right girl, don't believe in sex before marriage, etc. Maybe some crazy superstitious stuff too, like God will strike me down if I make contact with her. And make it sound like I'm completely serious about it.
Yes, if you're a bitter cunt.
What would be the gratification in that? She will just think you're sweet and respect you and then move on to the Chad #39 without a second thought.
>>29757974
You'd pretty much be behaving like an ordinary woman but putting a bit more thought into it to be funny for whatever reason.
Goodnight, Iads :)
Sweet dream bby
May you not wake up alive again
>goodnight
It's fucking 830am you lazy piece of shit.
>>29757960
Goodnight man, glad to see you're hitting the hay at a semi-decent time.
>12:43 AM here in Southern Burgerland
ITT: paranormal greentexts/discussion
I'll start with a couple
>be me, 4 years old
>my grandad died when I was a new baby
>he was a ww2 soldier, fought the japs and had a hard time in the war (tortured ect)
>every night I leave out a book for him on the chair by my bed for him
>every night I'm convinced that he will come and read me a book (I have no memory of actually seeing him)
>I would go ape shit if my mother came up the stairs and blame her for him leaving, I could also point him out in his regimental picture from the war, when e was a young man.
Another
>be me, 5
>see UFO in the sky
>get spooked and crawl under my sheets
Probably just a helicopter or something, but it flew slowly back and forth in the sky very smoothly over the field opposite my house very late at night in slience.
Cmon robots, the last thread was way better than /x/, tell me your spookiest moments
Aliens/ghosts/crazy people, I know you all have a story.
>wake up, but cannot move
>realise I'm suffering from sleep paralysis, I've read about this before so I'm not too scared.
>too the left of me is a ghostly green woman lay in my bed, too the right in my closet is a dark shadowed figure watching me
>get super fuckin scared and just close my eyes, wake up 15 minutes later fine and dandy.
>be me circa early 2000's
>around five or six years old
>live in backwater town in northeast USA
>playing with sister and a neighbor kid in the backwoods
>hear a twig crack to my right
>look in that direction
>saw what looked like a pitch black human figure with a bear's head jogging into the woods
>shitty MSPaint pic is roughly what I remember seeing
>jogged behind a tree and vanished into thin air
>tell my sister and friend that I saw a bear
>we all curl up on the ground with our hands over our necks
>that's what we were told to do if a bear was around
>keep hearing footsteps in the woods
>finally make a break for the house
>didn't go back until the next day
I love these threads, bumping for robo-stories
>tfw work at piss bottle factory
yeah ok hahah.
you dont have to post this every day faglord
> anon manufactured the piss pail
I winder how exactly the girls piss bottle operates
Gonna finally lose my virginity tomorrow but is it worth it since she wants to tie my penis around with rope and even peg me beforehand.
How much is it going to hurt? I've been trying to stretch out my own asshole after pooping. Here are some details.
We met on OkCupid. I'm 28 she's 19. She's a dominatrix.
Yes, do it you lucky bastard. How did you find a domme on there? Were there any signs of it in her profile?
Have you actually met her before? Have you talked to her on the phone or over skype video chat to prove she's real?
sounds like its going to be pretty painful, it might even root some sub ideologies in you
Who would be a fictional or real character that has the traits that would be perfect for your bf/gf.
For me it would have to be Marika. Nobody is more perfect for me tbqh
>>29757916
Snail obviously.
>>29757916
Marika is pretty perfect.
Kuro more perfect though.
> former devout Catholic
> qt blonde girl
> innocent but eager to learn
> decent chest that is implied to still have room for growth
> extremely nice
> can heal all your wounds with magic
why even live without Asia
I truely never recovered from drowning in my school pool in freshmen summer
I died briefly when I was 9.
I knew I was dying, I didn't care, but the fucking nurse came in on her rounds just in time to curse me back to life.
>>29757826
like...you're still in the water?
>tfw you're a specter haunting the purgatory of someone else
just got out after two weeks, it was actually comfy as fuck, I think I may go back soon
here is my story:
> drive to mental hospital
> sign myself in for severe anxiety and panic attacks
> see psychiatrist
> he prescribes me klonopin so I get to be benzoed out all day
> get my own private room with a television and nice view of the courtyard
> have a buzzer where I can call and have a nurse bring me food or water any time I want
> still get to keep my phone, but 4chan was blocked on the wifi there
> basically I just got to sit in bed all day snuggled up with a blanket high on benzos and watch television and browse the internet, and have a whole crew of cute nurses waiting to help me with whatever I want
> after about 15 days I get bored so I just sign myself out and they let me leave
oh and the best part I didnt have to pay for any of it! my parents have great insurance that still covers me as an adult! oh and one of the cute nurses there is helping me get disability now!
it was literally like a vacation, you guys should definitely try it out
Lol wtf nigggaa that's retarded
I really really want to go back but haven't been psychotic in quite some time. Tried going in with a panic attack and they just send me home.
I haven't slept in 4(!!) fucking days. Not a wink. My anxiety level is through the roof. I'm crying all the time. I can't deal with it anymore. I just want to go into the hospital and get my sleep fixed and maybe get put on some anxiety meds. Would it be stupid to ask for that? I've only been in there for psychosis.
>>29759589
Your experience will likely be way different than op his trip sounds ridiculously laxxed. But i woildnt go back it depends on the doctor he might just give u a shitty anti psychotic and no benzos
