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post all of your qts and 10/10 girls ITT.
>pale skin, brown hair and freckles master race
>tfw when no gf to listen to thrash metal with
>tanned
origami
My curryfu.
If you had a kid, what would you name it?
>boy
Thomas
>girl
Victoria
> Augustus
> Freya / Catherine
>>29754754
>Chad
>Staceyrobot blox
>boy
Boy
>girl
Girl
>tfw it's never clean enough
>tfw things are always out of order
>tfw you wake up with dust everywhere, after you dusted everything the night before
>tfw there's shit stains all over the toilet even though you cleaned it yesterday
>tfw there's piss all over the doorknobs and light switch and faucet
>tfw all sorts of dirty disgusting bacteria from human and animals being dragged in from the outside because my parents walk around the house with their shoes one
>tfw my dad blows his nose into his hand and doesn't wash his hands
>tfw mom and dad are constantly coughing with an open mouth and ripping ass in the kitchen
help
>>29754685
your family is nasty
>>29754685
bleach everything including yourself
>>29755549
I used to think that I was a germophobe and had OCD or something until I went to other peoples' homes and they all had nice things that were in their right place and didn't have clutter everywhere and people washed their hands and took off their shoes. As it turns out I'm (relatively) normal.
My parents even get mad if I clean too often.
How do I get the courage to start a podcast?
I can't start talking in my microphone even when there's no one home, because I'm afraid some neighbor will hear me.
Fuck it, I'm such a pussy. I can't even talk with people on Skype, because I feel so uncomfortable thinking my parents will hear me.
>>29754683
>Being this much of a pussy
>Thinking people want to hear anything a pussy like you has to say
>>29754683
tell me about the podcast you want to make
>>29755254
What do you want to know about it?
I just want to talk about life and shit, trying to be funny. It would probably be pretty shitty, but I'm not expecting it to be good.
Why does r9k think femme guys are hot to women and they deserve qts?
Tall, masculine chads who look older than their age are what women want.
Not twinky femme boys who look like fucking women.
>>29754640
>t. fat neck beard loser
>>29754640
female sexuality isn't as straightforward (no pun intended) as male sexuality is. they're all fucking bisexual fruitcake special snowflakes whether they realize it or not. they'll pretty much get off to anything they can think of, the cunts.
Just think OP. You will never reproduce. More than 7,000,000,000 people will make love and procreate except for you. A new generation will be born. Hundreds of millions of people will welcome their kids home and enjoy being surrounded by their families. Hundreds of millions will find love and have that lustful night with their significant other.
Yet you will have none of this, because you wasted your time bitching about attractive men.
My "friend" just posted this on facebook and tagged his three other friends.
I hate my life.
You shouldn't feel bad, he's the one who made the faux pas.
>social media
You got what you deserve
Been in similar situations. Friendcucking hurts desu.
why dont you guys become stupidly successful and rich and throw illustrious parties to woo the girl of your dreams from way far back?its what i want to do, but i have no idea where to start
I'm pretty wealthy. At least wealthy enough where it wouldn't be a problem to throw big parties and get tables/bottle service at clubs and such, but I'm just too tired all the time. By 10pm I want to sleep.
Part of it is from wageslaving, but, in general I just have no energy.
I guess just.. don't think that money will solve being a robot. I'm not going to be that asshole who says money doesn't buy happiness, because it does to some extent.. but I'm still miserable, I'm still alone, and I still feel stuck.
>>29754526
some1 read the great gatsby this summer
>>29755318i watched the movie last year but it just popped into my mind recently
Does anyone measure up to my level of patheticness?
>have finished an entire year of college so far, currently 19 years old
>excluding professors, literally only less than 3 ot 4 people from college would recognize me
>i have initiated 0 (zero) conversations with people total
>i have talked to only two people (excluding professors) for more than a total of 30 seconds
>i have talked to no one and have not left the house since may 11th except for my parents and brother
>the last semester was my worst, talked to absolutely no one except my lab partner when i had to. As in literally not a spoken word to anyone else the entire semester, except when one person said hi to me before trying to cheat off of me at a final exam
Could there even possibly be something more pathetic? Like I don't see how it could possibly be worse. I'll post more shit if i think of any
Maybe you should try talking to people so you're not as pathetic
>>29754534
Idk i feel like the other people don't deserve to have this pathetic piece of shit wasting their time and that i am beneath everyone else inherently
The only thing i am good for is my brain in things not related to social shit. I have a 4.0 goa somehow and slept through at least 40% of classes or so
Did you at least get good grades?
You can still join clubs and things without it being too weird in your sophomore year. If your lack of social life comes up, just say you were really focused on school your freshman year.
Do chads emerge by circumstance or do their personalities make them chads? Meaning, for example, would a Chad in middle school moving across the country become a classic high school Chad? Would a high school Chad going to a foreign uni also be a Chad there?
>>29754446
Across the country? Definitely still Chad.
Foreign country? Tougher call. Probably still Chad.
Your physical appearance is the only thing that limits your ability to become a chad. I.E. if your ugly you will never be a chad
>>29754446
a mixture of genetics, strong parenting and learned social adeptness imo
Did you play male or female characters when given the option in games?
I played females, because i prefered looking at their asses.
>>29754436
first play through self insert
second play through complete opposite choices
female, they usually have better customization options.
I normally play female because their models are always better. Males using look like fucking gorillas. ex: World of warcraft
How are we supposed to compete with this ?
Seriously, even if you managed to get a gf and assuming you got an average dick it would feel like wiggling a sausage in an empty hallway.
>>29754426
Why would you want to compete with that? It's fucking gross
>>29754426
>compete with this
It would take weeks of ramping up and stretching to be able to accommodate a bad dragon toy that big. I think you'd just cut your losses with a person like that and find someone not degenerate.
For what it's worth, most girls wouldn't do this, at least intentionally with toys.I wish I had a bad dragon dildo shaped and sized cock, desu.
>>29754426
OP, you already made the joke and insult for people that do that sort of thing in your own post.
>can't go in public without women laughing at me
>>29754411
Just beat and rape them
>>29754411
reminded me of how a few girls laughed when i passed them in uni, they know me for years but never talked to me
i didn't even feel much at this point i have seen much worse but i still want them to die
Maybe they're just laughing with you, anon :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_philosophy
This is some hardcore stuff right ther
It's basically
>don't be a degenerate
>living is suffering
>suffering is created through unconsciousness people
>be dumb parrent who does not care, because you got raped
>create dumb agressive kids who do not care, because of dumb parrent
"The kind of seed sown
will produce that kind of fruit.
Those who do good will reap good results.
Those who do evil will reap evil results.
If you carefully plant a good seed,
You will joyfully gather good fruit."
>this is karma
The right way to think about life is to see the world through the eyes of the Buddha--with wisdom and compassion.
>2. Right Thought. We are what we think. Clear and kind thoughts build good, strong characters.
>3. Right Speech. By speaking kind and helpful words, we are respected and trusted by everyone.
>4. Right Conduct. No matter what we say, others know us from the way we behave. Before we criticize others, we should first see what we do ourselves.
>5. Right Livelihood. This means choosing a job that does not hurt others. The Buddha said, "Do not earn your living by harming others. Do not seek happiness by making others unhappy."
>6. Right Effort. A worthwhile life means doing our best at all times and having good will toward others. This also means not wasting effort on things that harm ourselves and others.
>7. Right Mindfulness. This means being aware of our thoughts, words, and deeds.
>8. Right Concentration. Focus on one thought or object at a time. By doing this, we can be quiet and attain true peace of mind.
Can it save us? Should we take a brake and live in an buddhist monastary for some time?
i just revived a baby cat that was crushed by it's mother
am i buddhist enough?
Nothing can save us because we don't need saving from anything. It is what it is. It's just one big circle going around and around forever and ever
>>29754345
No thank you. I dont want to live like a plant lol. While there are many things I like and agree with in the buddist philosophy (same with christianity) I dont like the whole idea. I dont want or need other humans to tell me how must I live.
So I leave it to asians and indians, and I dont even like them though
SHE'S GOT A BODY LlKE AN HOUR GLASS ITS TICKIN LIKE A CLOCK
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
WEJKFGWE
ASS SO FAT TO MEASURE IT I NEED A RULAAA
HER ASS AN ASIAN SENSATION RALALFNELSF
>called a bastard his whole life
>always gets shit on
>comes back from the dead
>claims his place as king of the north
Literally how totally bad ass is this man, Jon Snow.
theon is the only good character left
everyone else has been completely ruined
The baddest of ass tbqh
>unironically watching this boring shit past season 2
