Has anyone here ever been prescribed lean? I want to get it from a doctor because I have a cough and it sounds like the best option but I'm scared to just walk in and ask for it as I've never had a prescription for it before. Does it sound bad if I say my grandma used to give me a spoonful of it whenever I got sick like this?
You're not going to get any if you're American. Saying grandma gave me blah blah blah is a typical junkie one liner they expect to hear if you're asking for codeine. Buy kratom or a kratom extract and learn how to use that without making yourself sick. Real opiates are locked down tight unless you're willing to deal with shady people who will probably rip you off anyway. I went down that road when I was younger. Codeine isn't worth the trouble you go through to get it.
>>29752901
Stop fucking calling it lean you faggot. Just write "codeine."
>b-but it also has promethazine
NO ONE CARES IT'S CODEINE
>>29753020
Most junkies don't ask for codeine though because it's the cheapest opiate
That feel, that feely feel, that feel trapped deep down inside.. I caused that feel roach.
No you didn't.
I know who caused that feel, and it isn't you.I caused that feel
>>29752926
but if (((they))) control us that feel is merely an illusion, no?
>>29753726
correct you are, roachet.
Random talk thread
I'm going for a walk at 1:30 am
Anybody wanna join me on an adventure?
Main goal is to buy cigarettes
It's just like walking somewhere with friends I guess
>>29752809
you're gay, also sage
You look like you have an extremely poor self image. and are compensating for that by trying way too hard to appear as a /fa/ hipster
>>29752843
I just like this pullover
Ex-best friend's grandma made it for me
It has a lot of holes but I still wear it all the time
It's not really an /fa/ thing
Money isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Losing your virginity isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Working out isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Getting a job isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Having hobbies isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Cleaning your house isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Learning to fight isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Taking a shower isn't going to solve all of your problems.
Getting a car isn't going to solve all of...
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anime is going to solve all of my problems
>wah wah im so depressed wah wah nothing can help me im such a lost soul oh no suicide is the only option
Please just shut the fuck up man, having this attitude is just a childish behavior. Grow up and accept your reality, no one can be "above" anyone else, we all die in the end. Try to have some enjoyment, otherwise you're wasting the best gift ever given to you.
>>29752804
>Buying a new vacuum cleaner isn't going to solve all of your problems.
What if it's a Dyson cordless with detachable accessories?
NEET here.
Suddenly got what appears to be an opportunity. A position as an admin. assistant/clerk in a prison for $15/hr.
What does /r9k/ think? The cons are that the place is a very small town, and working in a prison... well, it's somewhat unnerving. Possibilities and scenarios keep going through my head: what if a prison riot occurs? How safe is it to even work in a prison? Don't inmates place bounties or go after those staff members of prisons as a form of payback?
But at the same time, it's not as though I have anything else.
>>29752763
I would try it out. If it gets too sketchy then just bail.
>>29752763
If you're a desk worker in a prison, I'm sure no prison gangster will be hunting your head.
>>29752817
this that aint your job lol im in a similar situation i got a buddie who works at the local stop n shop and they got a night shift which I feel would be the best. not really hurting for anything but would like to make my own pocket money.
In this thread we share our exit strategies, whether we're close are far from executing them.
I plan to get drunk and wander into a forest in the middle of a snow storm and die of hypothermia and hopefully get eaten by a wild animal. I'm not particularly close, but it makes me feel better to have it thought out.
Alright, so what do you faggots think of partial suspension hanging? Preferably I would go with simple suspension with an actual rope but I can't even get myself to leave the house, find a store and interact with the workers to acquire one. I also can't buy one online.
I heard that you can do partial suspension with just about anything: belts, scarves, electric cables etc.
How reliable is this method, really? Because otherwise I'll have to force myself to go with the other thing.
The actual plan comes to waiting until my parents are asleep,...
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>>29752748
High velocity impact - either train (tons of train tracks in Poundland) or off a building.
>Find my way to a window in a building above a busy nightlife area.
>Bring shotgun.
>wait until around 10 pm
>open window and take a seat on the windowsill
>blow my brains out
>shower everyone in my brain bits and blood as my body falls from the sky and hopefully ruins someones car
Welp I just sold my father for 2500 dollars and having my living expenses covered for 2 years, I still hold his biggest secret tho so he won't dare pull any shit on me
What did you guys do today?
>>29752740
I'm using most of the money for a new laptop, dad just lost at least 150k because of me but if I speak he could lose2 million, I thought about selling that info too but I asked for 50k upfront and they didn't have the money
He is getting drunk and cursing me right now, like he always did anyways, you may think I'm an idiot for passing on all that sweet inheritance but dad doesn't have anyone to give the money too so I'm getting it anyways.
What should I have for dinner to celebrate?
I bet you really regret having me now don't you? Like you told me countless times.
I don't have any family anymore but I never did anyways, he pushed me to this, he wanted me to do it so he could justify to himself everything
>tfw depressed alone suicidal
>just want bf for years
>finally get two dogs
>don't ever need a bf
get fucked males you've been replaced. If I get any sexual urges I just masturbate with my dildo. my life is complete
you have made the right decision.
you named your dog dildo?
Don't eat the dogs
>work as swim instructor
>camp hires you to teach classes
>end of day you have to take attendance for the buses
>look over and see qt listening to her music, keeping to herself, short black hair and pale skin, looks like an asian/white mix idk thats not the point
>adorable, not so much shy/awkward kind of like she enjoys alone time
>start fantisizing about how pure she is, i just want to play...
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You're just a pedo intimidated by females with more experience then you, which is everyone over 10. I know you didn't say it, but your story strongly implies you're a virgin. I bet your shoes do to.
>>29752711
There's a genuine sense of innocence that comes from littIe girIs that can't be matched by adult females. I really just dislike people in general.
I think an ideal relationship would involve dating a 10-12 year old and marrying her later on.
I don't think society would be a worse place if it encouraged monogamous relationships with younger girls. Surely it has to be better than encouraging party culture where you get fucked by randoms until you're old enough to settle down.
>>29752711
wtf is that anime??? is it a gundam ripoff?
It always makes me ponder: why do wagecucks value money more than free time? I'd rather have the free time than wasting away my life slaving to make someone else richer.
It's because they get their self worth from their jobs. They think they're good or meaningful or hardworking because their bosses pat them on their backs, and because all their friends and the people around them tell them they're great for being wageslaves.
>be a NEET
>use all my free time in feeling depressed and anxious
>no fucking money at all
Yet in the end I know that this fate is still better than succumbing to wageslavery. I can't and don't want to be anything else.
>>29752688
Get out and do stuff. Life is going to pass you right on by if you just let it. There's way too much out there for you to experience to let it all go. And a lot of things you don't need money for, despite what wagecucks say. I've made lots of good running friends just by hitting nature trails.
God-Tier Youtubers list:
1.FilthyFrank
2.h3h3
3.maxmoefoe
4.idubbbztv
I get that you're a contrarian trying to be ironic but iDubbbz is actually good
Back to 9gag and then kill yourself you retarded fucking teenager.
get fucking lynched redditor fag
How can I pretend to be a virgin?
>>29752610
I think you mean bait thread
My advice: don't pretend to be a virgin. People that care if you are a virgin or not are not worth your time.
Just say you are, maybe act coy in the bedroom if it gets to that level
Unless you gave birth already nobody should know the difference besides a gynecologist lolol.
Why don't you guys ever talk about anything other than women and niggers?
Is it a freudian thing?
> why dont you guys
get out summerfag Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29752580
we dont though. you'll notice on the front page there are many threads that aren't directly related to those
>>29752680
>there are no men on this board
What?
>>29752718
>we dont though
Yes, you do.
>im gonna change once I turn 18, ill work out and meet people, and finally get my shit together
>just turned 23 yesterday
>still here
>haven't done any of that
Holy shit I am going to die a worthless piece of shit. I just want a second chance but I know I would still fuck it up. Has anyone else gotten their life unfucked?
Do you have a single friend? Virtually any meaningful relationship (platonic or not) that I've had happened through meeting people via mutual friends.
I recommend listening to this song in its entirety and paying attention to the lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06qXE-yrm5w
>>29752604
I have a few friends but almost all of them have moved on without me. Ive basically let myself socially atrophied, I can barely even interact with people.
>girl is seemingly into me
>messaged me first and tells me she thinks I'm very attractive, ask her on date and she says yes, comes up with some date ideas
>date set up for this saturday
>we talk a lot, she says she wants to cuddle in her room and get drunk together
>she asks me to tell her more about me, I tell her some hobbies and stuff (nothing spergy), then ask her to tell me about her
>that...
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why don't you text her asking if your date is still on
Sage. Hidden.
Sageblox.
>>29752587
You don't send multiple texts in a row to a woman when she doesn't respond. That is textbook beta.