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>professor asks for my paper
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29755206
>jehovahs witness asks for my time
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>candidate asks for my vote
>give them a lethal dose of morphine
>cow goes moo
>give them a lethal dose of morphine instead
"Fuck this life that only takes from me. I will stand firm on my own two feet."
"It was easier to lock the door and kill the phones than to show my skin, because the hardest part is never to repent for someone else, it's letting people in."
high school tier lyrics desu
"If you've got no idea where you're going that's fine, neither does anyone. But maybe we could go together"
From the simplest, yet most beautiful love song I know
Can we get a Chestlet Thread going? I need more pictures to trigger this flatty with.
>>29755173
She seems to be nice, and you're talking to her. Don't be an asshole, just keep talking to her, maybe get a friend.
>>29755238
She's one of my Dad's Friends, she's in her 30s.
Posting all I have.
Been considering suicide a lot lately anons.
Music for these feels?
How to get out of these feels?
>>29755138
https://youtu.be/cuv4KScAYlk
Honestly for me it only gets worse. Everyday that I feel like I could kill myself I can't even manage to do it. I could easily jump off one of the 6 story parking garages I work in. Why are you suicidal anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRX55qtflM
I listen to this when i want to feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVj6VBy-HaM
But when i want to be happy i listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY1sBXjl0s8
Two choices, bots.
I can
>kill myself tonight or tomorrow night
>end my sufferring
or
>wait until i'm out of college
>buy a gun
>normies will pay
I'm sure you sick fucks will chose the last one but I'll weigh what you guys say however the fuck I want to.
If I do choice 2, I'm doing it for eggy. Poor guy.
>>29755134
Why not shoot up some pedos or KKK members or drug dealers instead of being some elliot rogers faggot?
>>29755141
>KKK members
>>>/reddit/
>>29755141
>KKK members
You do know they're a none violent organization?
I know I shouldn't but I want an qt aspie gf.
What do?
they're all taken by chad
>>29755111
dribs conbirm :DDD
>>29755111
this, man.sorry
![42-Amazing-flower-tattoos-for-women[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P7S6j65.jpg "42-Amazing-flower-tattoos-for-women[1]")
Do good tattoos even exist? I must have seen thousands of tattoos in my life by now and every single one has been one or more of the following:
>generic bullshit (triforce, arrows, etc.)
>meaningless bullshit (flowers, animals, etc.)
>unaesthetic garbage (tribals, memes, etc.)
>cliched bullshit (dumb quotes, platitudes, etc.)
>distasteful bullshit ("tributes" to dead people, crass images, etc.)
Post ONE (1) example of a good tattoo in this thread. Protip: you cannot.
I just got a Simpsons tattoo on the weekend haha
>>29755316
post pic i wanna how bad the artist was
I got a small 1x1 (inches) swastika on my forearm when I was 14 to be edgy. I wear long sleeves.
Anyone here actually fixed their depression? How?
>>29755020
lobotomy also this comment is not original
Yes.
Stop being a faggot.
I'm sorry it hurts but it's the truth.
You could start by stopping saving edgy emo pictures from random websites.
I went to the arcade and played DDR. It made me feel better and I thought I was cured, but then I woke up again today wanting to die. It was fun while it lasted.
So i started donating money monthly to charity. please share stories of your charity or why you dont donate.
>>29755013
It has never helped and it will never help. You are only creating dependent populations and worsening problems.
>beggar asks for money
>"i'm sorry but i already donate money for charity"
>charity institution asks for money
>"i'm sorry but i already give money to beggars"
>>29755070
wackity smackity doo
>go through the effort of creating a cover letter and answering their dumb questionnaire
>they can't be bothered to send an email that i didn't get the job
where have you been looking for jobs? what websites?
are you college educated or looking for a trade thing or what?
>>29755040
Degree in Economics, worked for two years finance before they laid everyone off.
>>29755058
where are you looking for work?
Good night, wagecuck. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
thanks, neetfriend. I'm going to work extra hard so I can buy you a new blanky.
>>29754966
Thanks. I have an extra long shift tomorrow, I'm going to bed early. Have fun, I'm happyto know im helping people
>school teacher
>get paid doing nothing
he heh
>It'll get worse tomorrow
Why ? But you're right
>>29754967
Tomorrow I face the world completely alone for the first time
>>29755126
I Will be in the same shit soon, i already hate my life i can't imagine how bad it Will be alone
>female looked in my general direction today
>female looked in a direction today
>>29754892
that is one disgusting looking wojak
what is it meant to be?
just a fat balding guy?
also
>going outside
Get out normie
>only one group of females made fun of me today
Don't you hate it when normies mistake your race?
>>29754800
why would they mistake your race? why would it matter if they do anyways?
what race are you anyways?
>>29754814
I'm dark so they think I'm a nigger when in actuality I'm a nigger of the sea (filipino)
>>29754800
got called a sand nigger and to go back to my country because m a terrorist
>tfw native american and italian
Was she flirting or am i crazy. Should i looke for her
>be me, 18
>no car, working fast food
>11 at night, just closed the store, just me sitting at the curb waiting for my ride/mom and my manager who is waiting for me
>some lady drives up to me, rolls down her window, and starts giving me that rehearsed speak about how god loves me or what ever
> think shes cute, crazy, but cute
> autism activates
>shout non-aggressively, im an atheist
>she appologizes and drives away, still reminding me god loves me
She came back though
Cont.? Only a little more
Fuck it i'll bite
continue
yeah sure and post the rest of that image
>after my manager and i talk about the whole situation that happened we see her drive back up to us
>shouts im not crazy to us and starts to get out of her car
>ask how my day went
> apologizes again for maybe offending me about the god thing
>offers to buy me food after asking if ive eaten
> mainly tslking to me, not really addressing that my manager is watching the whole thing
> at one point or another during the convo she gives me both places of occupancy, not sure if that means anything
> see my ride come up
>we are both still sort of chatting and smiling
> freak out anyway and say i have to leave
>instantly regret not asking for her number
Should i go to her work and ask for her
Is it too late
Was she even flirting or just trying to be nice
