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NICE """GHOSTING""" MEME GUYS
YOU COST ME A CUTE (FAT AND UNATTRACTIVE, BUT STILL WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE) GIRL, AND A TINY BIT OF MY NONEXISTENT DIGNITY
>>29756295
that person sounds like an autist desu
>>29756295
a bitch that ghosts is an immature cunt and not worth your time
drop her and move along
>>29756295
whats ghosting?
How do I acquire a qt black gf /r9k/?
My jungle fever can't be sated any longer.
>>29756287
iktf bro, I've had mad jungle fever since about November and it looks like it's here to stay.
Any advice on how a geeky white NEET can score a qt black gf? I'm a really good musician, that's how I lost my virginity but I'm not into rap
Make a trap and put bananas and crack under it, shoot with tranquilizer dart, enjoy ook ook, never be clean again.
I can tell you what not to do
Be black
>you will never be cute enough to wear lolita
Life is pretty much suffering.
>>29756246
>You will never be born a female with pitch black hair and pale skin born a lesbian attracted to other cuties in Japan or the USA.
>>29756315
I just want to have fun in cute clothes with other cute girls and have a cute hobby where we can preen each other.
Instead I was born ugly so they'd all probably mock me on the internet instead.
>>29756348
Anon, you're not implying that you are female are you?
What is having autism like? Someone please explain it as best as you can.
it's shitvery shit
its like knowing a secret that no one believes.
It's like everyone else's minds are running on windows or OS X while you're stuck trying to figure out linux
Hey /r9k/, what do normies listen to in your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWcQ3LqBf6E
>>29756197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
fuck this fucking stupid song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRUhwJ9Upw
normies have pretty good taste in my country
>>29756197
>lives in the same country as op
>managed to never hear neither of these songs even when they were actually popular
I feel like I accomplished something big. Also, let's not forget Wesley Safadao in its retarded glory.
25+ thread
Is life getting any better as an adult or do you get a little more miserable each day?
If you take care of your body by eating right, exercising, and not doing drugs, then yes it gets better. Otherwise, no, it starts getting very miserable very fast.
>>29756196
If your life isn't enjoyable by 25 it's unlikely it will ever be enjoyable.
25 years old, each year is just more of reminder that you'll always be alone. I have no hope for the future, suicide looks more likely every month, and once my family grows up and my parent die I'll have no excuse not to.
Reminder that the human body is a million times more complex than a computer
Medical major here, u mad STEM weenies?
>>29756145
You already made this thread on /pol/, fuck off.
That doesn't mean your understanding of it is a million times greater. Retard.
>>29756145
>human body is a million times more complex and he doesn't know one line of genetic code
im sorry u aren't even a bioengineer famaroo
spot the difference
>>29756066
the bottom has a better pussy
One is a highly intelligent mammal the other is a woman.
one doesnt have an heroin addiction
Basically I am cool with everyone at my workplace. Meaning that I know everyones dirt and little secrets. Let me share some.
Most of the staff are girls so this isnt shocking to you im sure.
Female staff 1: Aborted 2 babies at 3 months.
Female staff 2: Been having hemerages since she was 18 due to too much anal sex with white business men in their 30s and up. Keep in mind shes 20 years old.
Male Staff 1: Has oral sex in the bathroom stalls of our establishment. Customer confirmed story and told police who dont care and allow it. Tells us and manager clearly hears but refuses to act.
Female Staff 3: She's friends with Female Staff 2 and they go out to party a lot. Gets wasted and fucks guys at the bar and gains a yeast infection. Panicked and told me and came to me as a shoulder of support but I dont like used goods.
Female Staff 4: Thinks guys are extremely easy to get and use (which in my line of work they seem to be) fucks and claims to be a "boyfriend free" girl when in reality shes sucked more dicks than a whore on steriods and her boyfriend knows this but stays out of love and sex.
Female staff 5: Newbie to the shop, literally not one week in meets a dude from a bakery not too far from us. Invites him over and fucks him.
Mind you this bitch just told me proudly that she did this. So I already see the kind of people i deal with.
I can go deeper into other people if youd like but all of this makes me happy im a damn virgin.
Why are people such sluts?
>>29756061
>Why are people such sluts?
They're just commoners, they probably have nothing more interesting going on in their lives.
You're workplace is ripe for a good purging.
>>29756061
What kind of job is this? Oregino commenti bartoli bambino
>tfw you go to a 4chan meetup at a con and everyone finds out you're from /r9k/ and they kick you out
>kicking out the normie faggot
lmao serves u right
>going to a 4chanreddit in disguisemeetup
oh, anon. please say you're kidding.
>>29756036
>from /r9k/
If this is the only board you browse, you should fucking kill yourself. I go on a variety of boards because I actually like this site more than I like complaining about tfw no gf and spilled spaghetti
I'm a 19 year old virgin with very low confidence with girls. I think using an escort might make me less anxious talking to girls in the future after having some experience
Has anyone ever used an escort here before? I'm in the UK so I think it's legal only if I do it online
>>29756031
>finally come into some money
>all the escorts in my town are black
I hope it goes well with you, op.
Do It.
I'm 22 and I'm still in your situation.
I went to a hooker once but she was fat and gross so I changed my mind and left.
I would recommend saving some money for a high end girl 300-500 and having her come to your house while your parents are gone or something. Just make sure she doesn't steal anything on the way in or out.
I'm close to Tijuana so I'm going to go down to Hong Kong bar when I get a passport
Bump
Anyone have first time escort stories?
Daily personality horoscope thread:
Lets find out the most common robot type.
Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/10676625
Test here: https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
ISTP mustard race
>>29756029
Goddammit
why
original comm
I'm sincerely stuck between ENFP and ENTP
the thinking and feeling thing is really confusing
Hey robots, I currently have a power outage and I'm running off of mobile data. My laptop and phone will die soon and that's not mentioning my 200mb of data I have left.
What do I do?
wank and then nap
have a quick wank
Cocaine.
I used up my phone data, and I don't own a tv, so when the boredom kicks in and I need to drown out the thoughts reminding me I'm worthless and no one will ever give a shit about me, I rail some coke.
>tfw garrett follows me on instagram for like 6 months now
>he likes all my pictures
I feel like I've made a friend with a meme :^)
btw he's a normie now, so congrats to him
>>29755887
whats his IG?
>>29755925
this
'utdufyiuoi
>>29755945
Found it:
https://www.instagram.com/garrett_noga/
How can white bois even compete? I literally fuck a different white girl every other week. This politically correct phase that society is in is literally the greatest thing that could've ever happened to me and my black bros. White girls nowadays are literally starved for BBC.
except you don't. take your fantasies elsewhere
we'll keep nigger dicks as trophies in the race war like the white man kept the ears of chinks that he killed as trophies in vietnam
wow a musician took a picture with a girl
