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>*blocks your way and brandishes revolver*
heh... guess what time it is, kid...
>>29754299
>that fat-play
High noon, or lovehands and Thighs-noon?
some people call me the space cowboy
*unsheathes tanto*
heh, I can see your death kiddo
How to stop the white knights
>never, I repeat never hold the door for any woman unless she is middle aged or elderly, much smaller than you, and has a walker
>stop giving sluts compliments they don't deserve
>stop being a thirsty faggot
>get off Facebook, get off tinder, get off social media in general
>pick up a surfboard and go hit the waves
>never care about females again
>How to stop the white knights
>pick up a surfboard and go hit the waves
>>29754323
By picking up a hobby you love like surfing and placing it high above women, you reach god status and are no longer part of the white knights' ranks.
>>29754323
>>29754287
I surf and white knighting is rampant unless you're surfing alone. Every dude gives girls waves and they feel entitled to it. It gets dangerous cuz they'll sometimes drop in on you risking collision and shit. Fuck girls, they ruin everhthing.
Post cuties
Elle Fanning is the cutest of the cuties
I really think she needs more sunlight.
I really want to see Neon Demon but I'm poor as fuck.
this girl i wanna marry her and it hurts to think about it
>be sexy
>be fit
>be strong
>be confident
>be aesthetic facially
>be absolutely fucking badass
>still no women
>still a robot
What's the fucking deal?
Posted my lifts for reference in pic. I've been a big /fit/ buff lately to get the bitches but they're not responding well. I try talking to them and they seem intimidated. I've been doing Mystery PUA techniques such as peacocking and flexing my muscles at the bar, yet they never look at me or come over and rub my biceps. I've been putting in work for ages and I'm not seeing any poon. Help.
>>29754240
if thats you, you look like a huge fucking douche faggot who moonlights as the twink faggot in bbc movies
My guess would be that is the reason.
>>29754240
>thinking your face is aesthetic
talk to me when you look like this
you are not facially aesthetic. become facially aesthetic and the women will respond well
So I might be homeless by tomorrow
>Be me, 21
>Parents on 10 day holiday trip, I have home for myself
>Spent the whole time playing vidia, masturbating and smoking weed
>Put every issue and all the ashes in a bag
>I have that bag tightly closed because it smells horrible
>Parents come back
>Mom enters my room, says it smells weird
>Open bag
>she smells it
>she fucking pukes
>world war 3 at home, they are not okay with drugs
>mom gets furious, starts blaming my laptop and i can see her turning to grab it, I know that she wants to break it
>youdon'tdarebitch
>grab her from the shoulder
>she tries to make force
>i have fucking take her by the arms from behind so she doesnt go crazycow
>she starts screaming (she is kinda fat so imagine the deal)
>i let her out
>she stares at me very angrily
>says: "anon, get a job"
>as soon as they go to sleep, i start packing my things
I wanted to move out since i was like 15 anyways and I had it planned, so it's not a big deal
also, times your parents got angry at you
>>29754203
>Put every issue and all the ashes in a bag
it was a plastic bag
>>29754232
also, tissue*
>>29754203
Apologize to your parents for disrespecting their rules and their home, clean up your act, get a job, and move out on good terms.
If you think I'm being uncool by saying that, enjoy being homeless then. I guarantee what I've said to do will go much better for you.
Why does good not win?
Life is not fair. Beta uprising is the only answer.
>>29754202
Why is he not "good"? Because he's tall and handsome?
Doesn't she have cancer? He who laughs last laughs best
Talk to me as if I were a pretty girl, roach.
can i eat you out
i have a long tongue
>>29754275
ew get away from me perverted creep.
>>29754117
Wow you fucked a lot of roaches. Can't say that I am attracted to whores. Sociopaths have no sense of shame, they just fuck all day and get used up by other sociopaths. If you don't stop making babies I am going to have to manually remove the sociopath population.
Jack dies in the process of killing Aku in the past before he gets the chance to see his dad again; his dad and the villagers are all sad but grateful (spoiler)
I GENUINELY BELIEVE YOU SHOULD HANG YOURSELF
>>29754103
GOTTA GET BACK
i hope they dont go over the top with the blood and gore
I will rape you with a sand paper dildo
80 grit you piece of shit
I'm such a loser that I just named a Ralts I caught in emerald after the last girl that fucked me up.
>>29754095
That's ok.
I got a mini pot bellied pig and named it after my ex.
Took the time to find 4 of them because the first 3 were boys too.
>>29754112
Why a pig?
the gentlemen left
the robots left
now what is left are the memefaggots and redditors.
i hope asian moot deletes this board forever.
if you knew true internet culture you would know the battletoads meme
now its time you left
>Hurr durr everyone i don't like is reddit
desu yourself
>tfw got so mad over a game I just punched my screen and it got fucked
pic related
>>29754030
Retards like you always make me feel better about sometimes being slightly irritated over games and thinking about mistakes I've made in them for the rest of the day.
>>29754030
You did the right thing, anon! Games got shittier and shittier.. it's time we strike back!
Enough is enough!
Don't smash your shit up retard. Anger when gaming is obligatory sometimes, just shout at the top of your lungs.
You will feel bad at first because you woke the neighbours but ultimately there aren't any consequences.
It was me all along roach [^8
Did you catch me, or did I catch you?
>>29753943
>you will never be intelligent enough to be a roach master
>you will always be another roach on a string
Only thing you should be catching is herpes.kys edgelord faggot
>>29754169
90% of American roaches have herpes
it's quite gross.
>first "real" job in an office after basically being a NEET for years
>making a decent amount of money for my area
>wake up every day wanting to die
>go to bed every night hoping I won't wake up again
>people are beginning to realize I was hired despite not really being qualified
>slow and bad at everything I do
>spend all day drinking coffee and dreading the future at my computer while trying not to fuck up my work
>trying to make it at least 2 years to pay off all my student loans
Wagecucking is truly horrible. Stay NEET as long as possible.
>>29753908
I just got fired after 1 and half years of that feel
I feel so free
Gonna just snowboard and work on phones apps for a year
>>29753908
so what is the job title?
>>29753977
Were you fired for incompetence?
My dream is to be a NEET living off of some small investment income or something. I don't think I'll ever be able to actually achieve that though.
Was there a point where you got used to it and just stopped giving a fuck?
Any South Asians here? How are you holding up?
>>29753889
why are mexican guys more succesfull than pajeets when it comes to girls.
You look exactly the same
>asians have feelings
shaking my white head to be honest family (except your not my family wog)
>Indian walks into my store
>tries to speak his language with me because I'm brown
>tell him I don't speak it
>look of disgust on his face
what the fuck is with these cunts?tfw u charge whites, blacks, and certain indians higher prices because u low key hate them
>It's a "Pseudointellectual Communist Paki piece of shit who acts like he knows everything about history and politics while using historical facts he read on wikipedia and political "news" he garnered from cucks like John Oliver to impress blonde white girls with his pseudointellect" episode
Who are you talking about m8?
>>29753886
you, you god damn scoundrel.
>>29753927
Please tell me senpai or your thread is shit.
