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>I prefer older women
They generally don't prefer you.
Older women like older men.
>>29750543
>i'm more of a lolli guy
>>29750597
>Honestly, male beauty standards are pedtastic. I love that we're finally replacing them with less exploitative and creepy ideals.
>Wake up
>go to work
>come home
>shitpost and play vidya
>repeat
I literally only leave the house to go to work now. I'm going mental someone please help me
>>29750430
Ive always only left the house to go to work/school. Nothing has changed in my 20 years of existence. Even going out to shop and shit seems pointless since you can get everything you need and then some online.
In short, you're a robot get used to it
>>29750430
>someone please help me
I would like to but I can't even help myself.
Where do you work? Do you atleast enjoy your job a little bit?
>>29750430
And I wouldn't have it any other way. People suck and there's no need to interact with them. Nobody nowadays gives a fuck about you, but they expect you to make them your whole world.
Rage.
RAGE is the fucking word that FUCKING DESCRIBES MY DAY.
Let me take it from the top, first off this bitch was an hour and 28 minutes late for our "date".
Then when we meet up, we have a splendid lunch I PAID FOR AND DIDNT EVEN EAT THE WHOLE THING cause "fuck man, I just want to conversate with you taking few bites of my burger".
This chick talks about herself for majority of the date which is a given since women in general dont really give much of a fuck whether a guy has anything interesting in his life going on.
Then when I TRY, TRY TO GET THE DATE STARTED, she tells me wait. And that she needs to buy a suitcase for her trip to L.A. where she will most likely fuck every dude on the state.
Literally I keep my dignity throughout all of this day. I try my fucking damnest to get her to really spot me as a potential man.
And for the most part that works, but how I see it is. My date went from a musuem trip to dinner and a fun time afterwards to her using me as a manbag for her stuff.
Literally we went to the damn century 21 for 2 hours and afterwards we talk a bit more as she leads us to the train. I sneak in a CHEEK kiss as if that even means anything and then be on my way.
Why did i even try, this bitch talked about how easy guys are to me like im a fucking girl. Like im not a man, am I easy? Im an idiot so fucking yes i am. Why did i even leave my ROOM for this. Every time i try with women they just remind me why im alone. Im 20 and this damn pesimestic and bitter towards women. Seriously fuck them ALL.
God damn this makes me sick with embarrassment to read.
It reminds me of all the awkward high school encounters I had with girls who friendzoned me. You should have said nothing and left.
She really had you follow her around while she shopped for her trip?
>>29750532
Yes she did, was basically showing me around and telling me to carry this and bring that down.
In the end all I got out of today was a "text me when you get home".
Fucking bitch im done trying anymore.
I feel so cucked and disrespected. I deserve this shit
>>29750637
Yeah don't contact her anymore, she obviously used you for attention/food. She has no interest in even being "just friends" with you, so she's being 100% selfish.
>tfw you prefer instrumental music because almost all singers piss you off with their voice and their generic, shitty lyrics that add nothing to the song
I know what you mean broseph
>>29750395
What do you like mi familia member?
>>29750395
>>29750463
you two have the correct taste
Elliot Rodger has a loyal cult following of at least hundreds (if not thousands), in many countries across the globe.
Many of these worshipper revere him like some sort of king, some even going as far to refer to him as 'Saint Elliot'. Of course some of his followers may be memers, but many of them are very sincere.
His memory will never be forgotten, he will be forever a somewhat significant figure in human history, as least far more significant than every single person on 4chan.
>every single person
More significant than me no doubt, but don't speak too soon...
they denied him sex
he took revenge
>>29750418
Yeah, a new mass murderer will spring up from 4chan and become the latest meme.
>be me
>decide to go metal detecting (great hobby for robots, no matter how autistic it seems)
>walk along public trail
>go off trail and a bit into woods
>some dude comes out of his house about a half mile away
>starts yelling at me
>"you ever step foot here again and Ill beat the ever living shit out of you"
>give him a thumbs up and say Ill leave
>"I dont want to see your ugly face again and if I do Im not calling the cops, Im getting my gun"
>just say okay and start walking back to trail while hes still rambling on at me
Anyway I dont have much going on in my life and I want to fuck with this dude because he was very disrespectful. I know where his house is and I want to do something more than just egging. What are some good revenge ideas?
bump
bloox
>>29750348
kill himwith kindness
You could probably set fire to his house without getting caught desu
Red Name - Female
Blue Name - Male
i dont get what im looking at desu
>>29750390
It might be because your intelligence is regressing due to repeating that word constantly.
>women are equally okay with a male and female friend touching their vag
what the fuck
Who else here ruined their life recently?
>flunking out of college
>pushed away the only friends I had
>still a kissless virgin
>dissapointment to my family
>probably going to be homeless soon
I'm still trying guys :(
get stim drugs
buy adrafinil online if you cant get a scrip
>Take acid
>Don't show up to work again
Fuck this very life of mine.
>>29751620
youre supposed ot be doing something else with your life than waging
I realised im a robot now, we all are like robots, I didnt wanted to realise but I finally understand
please respond to it
>we will never see asshai
>>29750333
I know what you are
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE ME LIKE YOU?
>>29750261
mommy issues?
tell me whats up anon
>>29750261
>not "why'd you have to go and make things so complicated."
Pls
Heh, nothing personal kid
*throws smoke bomb and vasihes*
I thought girls liked Chads.
if so, why couldn't Johnny Bravo score?
yeah he might have been a NEET that lived with his mom but he had 10/10 looks.
>>29750260
Because he is a cartoon and not real?
Lived with his mom, his best friends were a dweeb and a little girl, routinely made offensively sexist remarks to women. Even his 10/10 looks couldn't overcome his autism.
what the second faggot said
he is hot af but too pushing, that may work with high school girls but not with the 20+ stacies he targeted, but im pretty sure he fucked a desperate roastie here and there
I want to go on a walk with Emi through a forest, holding hands as we go through the majestic thicket of giant, green trees and brambles. Then I want to find a clearing to sit and eat lunch together and talk about nothing, just make the most delightful small talk over some ham sandwiches, just taking the time to enjoy being outside in the beautiful summer together. After we're done eating our sandwiches I want to continue walking through the forest, just taking the time to be together surrounded by the beautiful nature that summer brings. As a cool breeze moves through the forest, a barely audible rustle of leaves is heard. After almost a whole day, me and Emi decide to walk back to our house in the woods and make a nice dinner of steak with mashed potatoes and green beans, and after the meal we have a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream together and plan the next day to be as perfect as this. Then we go to our room and cuddle together before going to sleep.
Any tips on how to make this happen?
>>29750249
She's on the other side waiting for you, OP
Killing yourself is a good start
Lilly best girl
>schizoaffective
>no issues for months since I switched to latuda
>lately, I have been hearing a bell ring whenever a woman is behind me
What the fuck? Do women carry bells around on their person? Am I having issues again? Am I being followed by bell-wielding strangers?
>>29750223
You're having issues.
I was in a depressive slump where I couldn't feel pleasure for who knows how long. Now that I can again I'm just incredibly lonely to the point I'm back to smoking half a pack of cigs a day.
>>29750297
I guess so. My auditory Hallucinations started as 8 bit sound effect type sounds, but they have lately evolved to voices and sounds like snapping. I guess bells are a thing for me too now. What does this mean subconsciously? Is my brain alerting me that a woman is behind me?
>>29750352
It's purpose probably can't be considered anything beneficial. You're just dealing with a broken machine in your head OP. Something triggers that bell for you.
THIS THE CHRONICLES OF $UICIDE
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT I'M PRAYING THAT I DIE
suicide boys are trash
Hey slick it's yo conscience
see you building up violence
you itching to murder
itching to merk em
you know what i gotta say
kill em all and get locked away
kill yourself and just end this pain
you gonna burn in hell anyways
fuck the preachers and what they say
grip the a to the k and then let it spray
grip the mac and just go insane
Why do the fans always think any of this is actually deep?
How do you trust a woman?
>>29750211
>trust
>woman
Top quality kek
>>29750211
You can't ever trust a woman that's not your mother, I'm sorry.
can't. why do you think for thousands of years men have controlled women like livestock? because when you let them get their way, the world turns into the shit show we are not currently living in
