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FUCK MY SHIT LIFE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now I have use to take Aciclovir and use some shit cream on my penis head. JUST KILL ME.
NEVER USE A PUBLIC REST ROOM.
How did it happen? Your penis touched the seat and that was enough to transfer it?
>>29748377
>>29748418
I'm curious as well, was the seat wet, or did you have a cut on your ass cheek?
>>29748418
>>29748470
My physicians provided me with a number of possibilities but I am not too sure how it happened. All I know is that I am now burdened with this information.
There's no way for me to track down how I was exposed to this but we both think it is from a public restroom or from sharing a towel (both are extremely uncommon). There are no other possibilities.
What's your opinion on Puerto Rican and Dominican girls with big butts?
>>29748360
nothing but non hispanic white man genetic thiefs
they want to pollute my non hispanic white genetics and i refuse to let that happen
they are just temptations
>>29748598
if that girl had her ass in your face, you would not resist
>>29748360
I fucked a Cuban whore this weekend, gril was a 9/10 but she fucked like a starfish with paralysis
Calling all "fembots".
How many of you have never been approached by a guy? I mean never been asked out, never had anyone crushing on you or hitting on you.Relating to the recent threads on rejecting girls and never being approached.inb4 this thread gets 0 replies
Does getting asked out when you're like 13 count?
I've been hit on and asked out by A lot of ugly guys but I don't even think counts that as being hit on
>>29748229
I've never been hit on or crushed on, then again I don't go out much nor do I really talk to anyone online.
/r9k/ should be a blue board
Being NSFW allows for attention whores to post "pay attention to me and I will posts nudes hehe" threads
Furthermore NSFW images are disgusting and make me feel uncomfortable
I agree
I filter at least a half dozen threads because they have huge images of off-topic, cut penises and it grosses me out. If you have to pretend this is /b/ at least post uncut dicks
>hurr durr just go to wizchan
t. this board
Not a whole lot we can really do about it, OP.
>>29748217
>NSFW images are disgusting and make me feel uncomfortable
>me
BOO HOO. Nobody fucking cares.
Things you want to buy thread
>Mazda Mx5 2016
>Another 1440p monitor
>Desktop
>Comfy gaming chair
>A girlfriend
>a life
comment was original
>>29748200
You can only buy a life by sacrificing another life.
You know what to do anon. Your years of katana practice will soon pay off.
Make those normies pay.
happiness
original do not steal
1) biological sex
2) how do you like this picture
>>29748145
i name this artwork "whores and horses"
and value it at 0.7 pepes
>>29748145
Male
Concern. That poor woman is going to die if she takes that horses cock any deeper.
>>29748876
There are movies on the internet that tell another story
Any other virgins, ever just though about just saying fuck it and becoming a faggot? It looks so easy, like just having a best friend that you can fuck.
Just turned 25, and I'm starting to think it's just too late. I just lack the experience the women, I haven't even kissed a girl. There are middleschoolers who have gone farther than I have....
You could be my faggot.
No homo though. I mean, I'd suck your dick and slam my cock in your ass, but I ain't gay yo.
I don't think you will feel more fulfilled after getting full filled.
Honestly I think most of r9k are gay and they don't even know it, that's why you're all kissless virgins. If you wanted it so bad you would go out and get it like every other guy. You don't want a gf, you don't want pussy. Nigga you gay. Its okay though twinks like OP's pic are more fun than all sub 8/10 women.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials and names if you would like to.
Dear D,
Please don't kill yourself.
anybody on r9k who knowsdanae
tell me she's said something to you in the past few days so I know she didn't kill herself or something horrible like that please
I am kind of worried
I never know quite what to write in these threads.. here goes nothing.
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My admiration for you is seemingly limitless. I'm sorry the cookie crumbled the way it did, I like to think that we would've been friends despite our differences.
S
I don't know what need be done anymore, we haven't made any progress in a year now. My life has grown stagnant, this sick complacency I find myself feeling is most likely going to be the death of me. It is admittedly my fault.
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is there anyone here who really likes reading books?
i fell for the meme "BOOKS WILL GIVE YOU KNOWLEDGE" so i literally spent year on the thing that didnt give me any knowledge and pleasure at all
JUST
U
S
T
The only book I've enjoyed reading was I Am Legend, even if you don't like reading I stongly urge you to read this and forget everything you know about the dog shit film
You were probably reading incorrectly.
>>29747962
i thought the film was better
>that fat sweaty kid who would always sit quietly in the back of the classroom
>that kid with no friends
>that kid who would wander around the school during lunch to act busy because no friends
>my face every time the bell for lunch rang
A little cunt that would always get into trouble and fights but the teachers still loved me. kek
>that kid who didn't talk
>that kid who when forced to talk it would come out all low and mumbly
>that kid who would get nervous any time they had a sub, because she'd take roll and that kid would be worried that he wouldn't be able to speak loud enough
>that kid who literally never said a word to his 11th grade social studies teacher
>that kid who didn't even try to pretend like he had friends
>that kid who has done nothing but shitpost since he graduated 3 years ago
>>29747910
>molested a kid in the middle of class
>doctors told me years of lonliness and oxytocin deprivation have irreparably damaged my brain
>i can never form a healthy relationship or be happy
Huh, really? Would be nice to have it in writing like that.
>>29749120
This.
Can a doctor even make such an official judgement? Are they even allowed to?
Any anons on oxytocin?
So when did you find out about the community of girls worshipping Elliot Rodger?
http://hybristerotica.tumblr.com/tagged/erodger
this is meme gold
>tfw the only way for guys like me to become attractive to women is to go on a massacre or become a serial killer
What the fuck did I do to be put on this Earth?
gonna post one more
>no one will ever view you as a sexual being
I thought this for a while when I was younger, but things change. Getting experience, even bad or terrible experiences, go quite a long way.
>>29747607
>no one will ever view you as a sexual being
>someone finally sees you as sexual being
>stop sexualizing me you filthy creep!
Thats not true though h
>your country
>would you hug this deer
>>29747587
Sweden
Of course
>>29747587
Zoul
Yes
Canada.
I'd hug it with my stomach. Gimme dat wild game, brother.
>>29747624
Cuck
fembots, why aren't you perfect like this woman
because I don't have the face of a 14-year-old
>>29747575
>3dpd
>perfect
ayy lmao like im on reddit
Because I'm ugly enough to have to come on 4chan for social interaction. Stop rubbing it in.
