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Is this guy /r9k/ the character?
>>29747528
hum... No.
I can't see a shit of resemblance
>>29747602
> R9K wants to turn cuteboys into trannies so they can have sex
> Gluskin wants to turn cuteboys into trannies so they can have sex
>>29747782
He doesn't want sex. He wants to create a family and be a normal person. Problem is he is utterly insane.
Chad here. How can I be a good ally to robots?
I want to use my Chadness to help make society better for robots.
>>29747397
BY GETTING OFF OUR BOARD REEEEE
>>29747397
Start banging women in your league and not 1-4 leagues down
>>29747463
I'm picky as fuck so don't worry about that.
>tfw i will never be cheated on
>tfw i will never have to learn how to dance or similarly other things that girls want their men to do
>tfw i will never have to buy an expensive ass rock to prove i love someone
>tfw i will never be bitched at in the confines of my home
>tfw i will never wake up to morning breath from someone else
>tfw i will never have to clean up more than i want to
>tfw i will never have to be jealous of my girl doing anything
>tfw i will never have to apologize for cumming too quick
>tfw i will never have to go through an embarassing first kiss or first time
>tfw i will never have her tell me she's pregnant and keeping it
>tfw i will never have to go through a gay ass marriage with her family
>tfw i will never have to meet her family
>tfw i will never have to get divorced
>tfw i will never have to worry about pretending to be in a mood im not to keep someone from complaining
>tfw i will be able to do what i want when i want without any input from someone personally
>tfw i will never have to sit around and listen to her stupid fucking jokes that arent funny or her opinions on things i dont care about
>tfw i will never have to constantly remind her that i want her and worry about her leaving/complaining/cheating etc
Feels pretty good, women are shit guys, just realize its your own feeling of being worth less than other men that hurts. you're not missing out on anything great, let the normies suffer eachother
Holy fucking sour grapes anon why are you so bitter and choose to lead a life of loneliness?
wow anon. looks like you got it all figured out.
Yep, no jealously and envy in this thread, no sir.
>tfw i broke down and cried at a job interview
>>29746747
You serious OP? Greentext story pl0x.
>>29746747
Why did you start crying?
Did you get the job?
>>29746776
There's nothing to it. Five minutes in she asked why I was unemployed for three years so I collapsed. She was smirking and finished the interview right then
Fuck I am new to this Tinder shit and I have a few questions.
1. How normal is it to be super liked? I've gone through 20 or so people now and have now encountered 2.
2. What's normal etiquette for super likes? Should I match with them because they super liked me? Even if I'm only "meh" on them?
3. How picky should you be? I matched with 3 so far, and none of them are really of any particular interest but they also aren't boring, they're just kinda average.
4. Should I always initiate the conversations? I'm a guy btw.
>>29746666
nice quads. but my best advice is to not waste your time anon.
There's isn't a reason to not talk to all those who like/superliked you and yes initiate the convo since women only know how to talk about themselves most of the time (bring up some dumbshit she wrote in her bio)
Don't pick someone who isn't worth your time
>Is it normal to be super liked?
Not as much as you think. Essentially it means that you or the other person just wants to get your attention more instead of a regular like
>What's normal etiquette for super likes
Because you are using a hookup-dating app, there is no such thing as etiquette. If you do match with someone you do not like or even remotely want to converse with, don't pity super like them. This will give them the impression you are really interested in them
>How picky should you be?
This is all you. It is incredibly unlikely you will find the perfect one who will also like you. You have to compromise
>Should I always initiate the conversations?
Are you gay or straight? If you are gay, then it doesn't matter. If you are straight and a guy, you don't. If you are a girl, yes.
>be Canadian
>people on the street always nice here
>everyone here smiles and talks to each other
>go to england
>look at a guy on street
>was about to smile
>he has this 'I'm gonna kill you look on his face staring me down'
>look away cause he isn't that guy I should smile that
>thought it was just that one guy
>later see another guy
>stare at him for a bit
>"WHAT BRUV, WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT"
>quickly put my head down
>cousin I was with just tells me to ignore him and that he seems like he's the type of guy to carry a knife
>guy keeps talking shit slowly approaching us
>he eventually gives up and walks away
Why is england full of rude people? Going from Canada to england was like going to a third world country. Its crap there.
>>29746390
Unless you're taking a dog for a walk out of the city. Then everyone wants to know how your fucking mum is doing and your dog's native cultures. Why're you smiling at strangers anyway?
>>29746390
Why the fuck would you want to smile at someone on the street? What purpose does that have?
Its only really like that in the south, the further north you go people tend to be friendlier.
Moving from Kent to Hull for university was fucking terrifying as the concept of strangers making conversation at bus stops or in queues was absolutely alien to me.
>met my sister for the first time
>hit it off really well albeit awkward
>she really likes me
>texting me constantly
>wants to hang out with all the time
>driving me crazy
How do I make it stop? I'm not extroverted so all this social contact makes me uncomfortable.
First of allall, you need to clear up your situation about social interaction.
You need to use this opportunity, anon.
>>29745007
She wants the D
Origami
>>29745066
Use this opportunity for what? I can't change who I am, I've always been like this.
>Daily reminder that 96% of females over the age of 18 have had their throats used like sextoys by other men
Enjoy dying alone or settling for used goods :)
>No citation
Stop posting?
>>29744791
>hurrrr durrr delete this
Go back to plebbit , you libcuck faggot
>>29744807
>Hurr durr assumptions
I know women are whores. 95% of women aren't virgins at marriage currently. Here is my proof.
but don't make claims you can't back up. It makes you look like a moron and doesn't give me ammo to use against libcucks.
What is your father like, Anon?
>>29744758
Violent, insecure and frustrated with everything. Also my parents got divorced and I live with my mom so he tries buying my love, which is sort of insulting since I've always liked him despite all the shit he pulls. But hey, free shit, I guess.
>>29744758
He's okay.
>>29744758
Had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday
Productivity General
>Start programming, revising, reading, writing, cleaning etc.
>Post about what you're working on
>Get encouragement from other anons
>Feel good about yourself once you get tasks completed
Starting is always the hardest part, you can do it!
>>29744713
I'm continuing to learn Java to create Android apps.
Everyone open their compilers and get started for the day.
>>29744775
These threads start slow, but once people arrive, they tend to stay for hours.
I have a lot of stuff in my to-do and to-learn list, but I can't get motivated.
How do you do it, man.
Like, fuck.
I wish motivation was a physical pill I could swallow.
Also, the most productive thing I've recently done is I started jotting down my dreams first thing in the morning, and I can honestly say it helped.
Today was the first day in 5 years when I actually remembered a dream, all thanks to writing it down.
Can you respect a submissive woman? I can't. Its the most disgusting thing a woman can be and the majority of them are submissive and want to be dominated. maybe like 70%. It's just too fucked up to me, I want a regular girl with normal healthy views on sex. Do you think they realize that they're just so fucked for wanting that? Do they care? I think most don't realize it because women always get what they want for the most part and the ones who do realize I think they don't care because they're getting what they want from asshole guys anyways.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/valentina-rayas/2015/10/18-women-share-what-they-love-about-being-sexually-dominated/If any qt pure girls see this thread please be my gf. Save me from this hell. Bonus points if you think most humans are scum.
How can this be respected? Why would I want to date a girl like this? Knowing she's done this to other guys? Knowing that her mind wants to do sick shit like this?
>>29744639
Im surprised that theres still many "men" or "nu-males" out there still comfortable with dominating a woman.
>He bases his worldview on pornographic exaggeration and salon-tier clickbait articles
Wew lad
Small dicked men are easily the most hated people on the planet. The sheer number of times someone is accused of having a small cock paints a pretty clear picture of how hated they are world wide. Small dicked men are bullied and shamed their entire lives and there's no sign of that ending any time soon.
So is suicide a reasonable reaction to this?
Why/why not?
>>29743544
death, painless death almost feels like cheating given the circumstances of our world
we are tied to the bonds we were given at birth to both man and nature, death cuts these bonds. To cut them before the time or for no good reason is a "crime", because it alleviates us from the task we have been willed from wherever to do. which by the way, is in itself insignificant, but on a large scale not so much
To embrace machinery is perhaps to begin the process of breaking the cruelty and rigidness of this world, to bow is to throw your fate with the random chance of nature
Am I justified in killing women? They're trying to kill me so would it count as self-defense? I know i wouldn't be legally covered but I would be morally covered in killing women, right?
>>29743591
Matryoshka brains, Artificial Intelligence and Transhumanism are perhaps solutions, ways to break the cruel and random way nature acts. Luddites often cite how man must be tied to nature as it is his "form", and straying away from it only makes the average man weaker, a relier on technology and thus not suited to the future, it is a pessimistic form of thinking, to give up ones hands to the random and unstoppable forces of chance and nature.
But that is not how humanity has rolled. For centuries the nations that have made history did not bow to nature, they did not let chance guide them, they forged their paths with the creations of man, admittedly somtimes inspired by nature. As we progressed we slowly bent the will of the world to our favour, and realised we had so much more uncontrolled. not in our grasp.
At this crossroad some want to give up, say this is the limit, but if we are to truly be free from as much cruel chance as plausible, then we must say no.
It is not mankind to bend to the will of the world. It is mankind that will shape it.
does anybody else have eye bags? how do you go about life without people thinking you're a drug addict?
Yes, but they are hidden by my glasses.
>>29742062
I'm a drug addict and I have no eye bags. Its fucking great
>>29742184
eye bags are genetic and due to thin skin
drug abuse can cause hollowing which causes shadows
So if you have the right facial structure, you can be as malnourished from drugs as you want without developing bags.
so robots, where are you?
fuck didnt expect it to be so low
>>29741755
Op here, thought id share mine. t-theres still hope...right?
So if I had only 1 gf in my entire life, which was 5 years ago. does that count?
Here's a template for those who need it
I don't usually post on /r9k/, but here goes nothing
Notice me senpai.
Here is my CV.
>>29741685
Protomen is great, where the fuck is Act III ?
>>29741803
Baldur's gate is nice.
