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>tfw knocked up my gf
>>29746628
Abort the child and save it from a lifetime of misery
How old are you? Is it a good or a bad feel?
>>29746665
Im 22. It's both a good and bad feel desu.
This time last year I thought I'd be alone forever. Now I have a gf and a son on the way.
On the other hand I fucked up badly because my gf has only been with me for 9 months and there's no guarantee this relationship will last.
I have decided to message this girl I have had a crush on for 3 years but never really talked to.
Even if it fails it's better than not trying at all and regretting that.
What the fuck do I say? I'm not ugly but I'm pretty autistic if that helps.
Please help.
relationships don't really arise from these sorts of situations -- long term crushes, you building her up in your head having basically never spoken to her before. I doubt there will be anyway for you to "pull this off" in any way that would make you happy.
>>29746650
This is right. You might gain some personal closure and it might help you move on. Maybe just start by saying hey, what have you neen doing, etc. Then move onto saying that you have been thinking about her lately and have had feelings.
Tell her you just want closure.
>>29746650
>>29746713
But there must be at least a chance? And if there is I wanna take it and see how it goes.
Are they mocking me, lads?
>>29746572
Flip them a bird or two of your own and see how they like it
stop cumming on your windows
No, they are incapable of mockery.
Last year I had a lot of depression from pretty much every thing in my life going wrong, from not being able to finish my degree to not getting a job that I was the perfect match for, eventually I sucked it up and decided I should give up on hopes and dreams and all that so I ended up being a wageslave for several months. In those months I met a bunch of waifus that I loved so much, each more than the last and in different ways each time. And my wageslave job allowed me to be able to daydream about them for 10+ hours every day and I was happy. I didn't really care about other people or have friends, the only other friend I had was someone I could talk with about my waifus. I know it wasn't a good way to live, but I was happy with my life even though I knew it was bad and that I was a failure and all that but the mentality that I had was that no matter what my waifu would always love me even if I was a total loser.
how about you other robots, do you have a waifu or a husbando? what's their name? how long have you loved them? how has their presence in your life changed you? are you better off now that you met them or worse or the same?
Get off this board tofer
First of all, you don't have more than one waifu. And yes, I have one, pic related. I'm not really into this though, can't really imagine someone actually loving me back, so I just admire her from afar. So nothing really changed for me, except for trying a little harder, I guess.
>take a break from collecting waifu merchandise and artwork for a couple months
>decide to look through 4chan archives
>some other faggot is claiming her as HIS waifu
Is this what getting cucked feels like?
>you give Chad your money
>he takes his gf out to dinner with it
>tfw im a female orbiter
why would you give chad your money for no reason, was he jew?
>>29747033
not op but probably because chads are worse than women essentially.
>entitled
>muh dick, muh muscles
>can sperg out against women and no shits are given
lol
#bigandblunt
>>29746508
>There will never be a neckbeard NEET and beautiful movement.
>We will never tell stacies to check their privilege and force them to give us sexual favors.
But of course THEY deserve fit adonis and they shouldnt have to settle for anything less
The tattoo is still way more off-putting than her shape.
> turn your head
> see this
How would you respond ?
>>29746480
Turn my head the other way so as to complete my part of the lineup.
>>29746480
Laugh because 3 of these guys don't belong in the group
Use a sniper to get an 8 for 1
You think you fags have problems? You ain't seen shit.
>>29746376
You're the fag, faggot.
>>29746376
B-b-b-babyyyyy you just ain't seen n-n-nuttin' yet
Here's something, here's something your never gonna f-f-f-f-f-f-forget
B-b-b-babyyyyy you just ain't seen n-n-nuttin' yet..
tell me more anoynymous
What emotion is this creature trying to convey?
>>29746368
"Umami." It's a subtle Japanese concept that an inferior baka gaijin like yourself wouldn't understand.
the gluttonous loli is a common trope
she can never be satisfied
>>29746417
You Mami?
Since when did they let Latinas in Japan?
is there a worse group on the planet?
>>29746364
I found that black people living in America and Europe are discussing I used to live in the cayman islands and they acted like typical people there
>>29746364
Most of the niggresses i've met have been really nice.
Sheltered white feminists/liberals. The ones that pretend they're not racist yet are even worse than the ones who are either openly prejudice or actually racist.
>What's the matter, anon? Aren't you going to take off your shirt, too?
>>29746351
I LIKE TO START SUCKIN THEM TIITIES
>drops on tip of her
>starts motorboating
>>29746351
Ok
Originalpost2323223
>>29746351
I have bad bacne and strerch mark so no thanks
I'm lonely guys. Anyone wanna talk to me?
Sure anon, what do you want to talk about?
>>29746298
Hi anon
Oryginale
>>29746298
yeah, say if you get bored of me. im stupid af.
How the fuck do you write a resume?
> "Resume (Optional)
Please list the reasons you would like to work for us and what skills you believe would allow you to excel at Regal Entertainment Group?"
Do they seriously expect me to write page about how I love handing out tickets or cleaning shit? I need help robots.
>>29746185
they ecpect you to overexaggerate like shit.
> claim that you are a social person, have very good social skills and that you love the contact with costumers
>claim that you haveve allways been a very clean and structured person. Cleaning and bringing things into their place comforts you
>also claim that you are interested in movies, so you can give recommendations to costumers and so on
It does not matter if this shit applies to you, just pretend to be a normie and you will be fine
>I want to work here because I believe it's a good opportunity to get a lighter job than my hard labor job. My math and social skills will help me get through the job to gain acceptable results that the company expects out of an employee like me.
>>29746440
using this now. thx senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFYMl_OhiEs
I wouldn't even say too dumb, it's just roasties don't really know the dread of not fulfilling your goals, your ambition, because they don't really have any.
>>29746172
may god have mercy on your soul
catchy as fuck tho
>>29746172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wlgS5ioaU
No whore will ever understand this song
Post variations of this pepe. I didn't think that the old smug pepe could be surpassed but picrelated is my favourite now.
Why don't Americans ceIebrate Easter?
This is a gooood one
>>29746198
D-did you just have a stroke, anon?
We do celebrate Easter, for the record, but that's the most random thing I've seen in a good long while.
