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Did you even have any?
>>29742901
This beautiful hunk of man meat is my role model. <3
>>29742901
Peter Venkman, Michelangelo, and Link. Probably why I never bother planning things out.
Never had one and I think it hurt me in the long run.
>be me
>yet despressed, friendless
>have a 10 years oneitis
>she has a life, i don't
>none of us confess
>don't want to confess bc i'm a helpless being
>i don't want to be a parasite
am i right to abandon my unique love?
fembots i need your opinion: would you have a parasite as your bf or not?
>Asking people here
Seriously, you're a fucking retard
>>29742967
normies are a big part of /r9k/ these days
>>29743005
Don't ruin my day, motherfucker.
Dum dum dum!
Haha!
WHAT IS NEXT
FOR THIS MANS
CAREER?
Message incoming from the big giant headi wanna touch penises with tommy
Jesus Christ thanks for making this thread, that commercial is so fucking pathos and retarded, I can't even
>you will never come home after a long hard day to be welcomed by your offspring
>you will never talk about the day with your wife
>you will never fall asleep with her in your arms
Fuck this gay earth, fuck it. I didn't ask to be born. Why do i have to miss out on these vital experiences that everyone else eventually does? Why?! WHYYYYYY!?!?
Sounds boring as fuck desu. Kids are a waste of time and money.
The gf stuff sounds nice, but never in my life would I trade in being a robot for being a 9-5 wagecuck
Because it was more important to you to be "comfy" in your mom's basement than to get our of your comfort zone and experience the world.
>>29742871
> you will never be knifed in your sleep after many sloppy years of shame based parenting
> you will never be betrayed by your wife and forcibly thrown out of your own life.
wew, lad. dodged a couple bullets there. good joerb.
Do you sometimes have a feeling that you don't have luck with anything?
>I try really hard for everything (even relationships, school) but it isn't working out, like ever. I got into a circle where I don't even hope for anything better. Everyone around me says that I don't have luck. It's not that I do not work hard, I do, it's just that no one recognizes it. Ever.
>My sibling has luck in anything he does (he admits that when he compares us) and I don't know, am I cursed?
Does anyone have the same feeling? Have you tried something recently that didn't work out again? Support thread of unlucky people who try but life fucks them always in a new ways. Why do you think it is? Could mental illness that leads to your state be the problem?
Boasting is sadly an important skill in the real world. I know that feel of being overlooked.
Giving up always works for me.
its karma. you probably have a slightly shit personality that you cant acknowledge. you think you're the nice guy. but really you're just low on the social podium
Robots, what was your worst experience in High School or around that age? Autistic/Sad/Second hand rage stories all welcome.
>>29742815
thank you doctor, your daily job does not go unappreciated.
>got bullied by chads in higschool
>clung onto hope that the meme that higschool bullys go onto lead shit lives would reign true
>stalk my bullys face
>hes even better looking with a literal 9/10 girlfriend and a beautiful family and a mansion
>he barely uses his facebook so you just know he's genuinely happy
>meanwhile here i am 45 year old khhhv
>still living with my mummy
>>29742815
This dose tastes a little different doc, I don't know about this
>Attend high-tier university, a stone's throw beneath Ivy League
>Finish second year with a 3.0 because smoke weed pretty much every day, sleep through class, only show up for exams in non discussion based classes &c.
>Parents say I have an "executive function learning disability"
>Really just lazy, not very smart, and smoke too much
>Get sent to summer program to work on my learning skills
>"It'll be kids like you, you know, kids from Dartmouth and Tufts and Wesleyan who haven't done as well as they'd have liked to!"
>It's really a program for kids with autism
>and not 4chan meme autism, honest to god real autism
>Stuck in rural Vermont for four weeks with a brigade of retards
How do I stay sane? I have to spend 5 hours a day being condescended by "professors" teaching down to a sub-community college level and I'm about to lose my mind. I miss being in a city instead of bumfuck nowhere, I miss mentally competent company
>>29742803
Tell me the school anon.
Stanford?
Notre Dame?
Vanderbilt?
Duke?
>>29742831
Emory
>>29742897
You don't have to take that shit man. If you can't go back until you complete that BS, just transfer to an elite public school like UofM or UT Austin. Even though there's shitloads of normies there you'll be ok. Those degrees still hold a lot of weight.
Are these crazy eyes or empathetic eyes? Usually crazy eyes seem less friendly than these. Please help
>>29742783
definetly crazy
>>29742805
Are you sure about that?
origamino
>>29742816
This is the only chick I can find in my area that has similar values, is in shape, is somewhat cute, and has shown any interest in me
If I would just get a qt gf all of my problems would be solved...right?
> qt gf = life worth living
...
RIGHT?
>>29742774
Sounds about right, my friend! Having an attractive girl around to physically and emotionally validate you does wonders for your confidence. The rest just falls in place on its own.
No. Only money can solve problems
That's fucking it, I'm going on the hunt tonight.
Why are black girls so into white cock?
Most black guys are virgins nowadays as a result of women neglecting them in favor of white guys.
>>29742734
(American) Black girls are subconsciously acting like their ancestors, so they crave their "master's" dominant white cock
>>29742734
I say let 'em have black women. If this occurs, in a few centuries black women won't exist.
my last boyfriend was white. to be honest he was amazing looking, muscular and really good at sex.
though i'm half-caste so it probably doesnt apply to me as much
>be me in a boring day
>remembers an horror movie I watched when I was younger
>show it to close friend because why not
>close friend is so disgusted he is triggered and vomits a lot
>becomes so offended he hates me and cuts contact
Fuck it.
doesn't sound like a close friend if he chose to cut all contact over a movie like what the fuck
>>29742710
Which movie is it, OP? Must be good if it made your friend so upset.
>>29742710
Don't leave us hanging what was the movie
Also slash his tires and make him late for work causing him to be fired
I'm 30 and I've never worked a job in my life. That's a fairly large chunk of my life where I have not had to work.
I have a mixture of happy feelings and feelings of shame that I've been able to do this. The happy feelings come from within, the shame feelings come from other people.
The current trend of SJW liberal leftist Green voters say that we should do what makes us happy, and that we should be free from shaming.........so I guess.......I'm all good then right? haha!
I just feel pity, really.
>>29742705
I'm curious about it anon. What's it like?
Do you live in your parents house, share house, or renting yourself?
Would you say your life is financially comfortable; as in is affording food and amenities difficult?
Also what country do you lie in?
work can be fun
>All Hispanics are Mexican beaners
As a Spaniard American, how do we end this meme? SPAIN FUNDED COLUMBUS, we are 10 times more civilized than the Irish and the fucking Italians. Spaniard Americans don't have a high crime rate. Most Spaniards in america have been legal and speaking English for centuries, longer than the germans. But now everybody thinks Spanish = Beaner Wetbacks thanks to illegal immigrant dumbfucks. Are Spaniards in america the most overlooked race?
Like why can't rednecks just say "Mexican" when they're racist against Mexicans. Why must they say "Hispanic".I don't call dumbfuck Irish cunts "Caucasian" I would call them "Micks" or some shit. (I don't hate the irish just an example)
SPAIN IS IN FUCKING EUROPE
WE'RE EUROPEAN
I WANT TO VOTE FOR DRUMPF BUT BARELY ANY OF HIS SUPPORTERS KNOW WHAT A NON MEXICAN HISPANIC IS
pic unrelated
>>29742693
>SPAIN IS IN FUCKING EUROPE
>WE'RE EUROPEAN
>>29742693
i think you're on the wrong board, pal. nevertheless i agree with you because i am on the same boat.
>>29742693
Why not just call yourself European since that's what you literally are
>when you feel bits of poo in your arse hair
Wash your ass after pooping
>when you do not have a female partner
>>29742687
Two dry one wet dry again to test for poo
repeat again till poo is gone or just jump in the shower instead
literally me and my mom
I am still a virgin
I dont care
literally want to fuck your moms tits and cum on her pretty face
>That sweat under armpits
get some drysol
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