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>tfw no /fascist/ board
>>29742087
It's the board we need.
>>29742087
/pol/? Inb4 comment's not original
fascist cup of coffee with a strong fascist coffee
>he's right-wing
>he's racist
>he favors "traditional values"
>>29742009
>he's left-wing
>he's anti-racist
>he favors "anti-traditional values"
>>29742009
>he likes Japanese culture
>doesnt binge
>doesnt eat pizza
>doesnt like to travel
>doesnt like puppies(lol :3)
>doesnt know how to etnertain me 24/7
>doesnt have a 8/10 face
How did you adapt the hikkiNEET lifestyle? How are you living? Do you expect to change in the future?
Give me your stories.
>stuck living in the middle of nowhere in my parents house, no NEETbux
>have no IRL friends and am too anxious to even think about maintaining a few, everyone here either doesn't recognize me anymore, ignores me or laughs at me
>for the most part I performed horribly bad at school due to ADHD, no willpower to get anything done, still managed to graduate HS although with bad grades so no higher education institution in my area will ever accept me
>father doesn't support me so I can't study somewhere else, but I probably wouldn't have the willpower to not drop out within the first months
>am a 4/10 at most and my looks keep deteriorating, just about everyone else looks better than me, don't want anyone to look at me
>everyday sounds pissing me off harder every day, even just hearing normies talk is enough to drive me insane
>incapable of getting any halfway decent sleep
>constantly feeling extremely anxious about the future
>can't even leave the house for a basic task without feeling anxious, so I literally just never leave except when my parents force me to
>don't even want to talk to anyone IRL, not even my parents, despite that I somehow still have many social skills left
>daily and constant suicidal thoughts for about 3 months straight due to this, already developing several suicide plans but I can't obtain the needed materials and don't want anyone to find out
>even if I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to see a therapist due to the massive anxiety I already have
If I'm already incredibly anxious as a NEET that does nothing, imagine becoming a wageslave with far more responsibilities. I can't even function normally in this world. The massive stress would drive me to kill myself with just about any method no matter how painful.
Obviously there's no hope at all ever. Yet my parents are still delusional enough to think that I can improve.
i have enough money to do so
i don't care
at all
>>29741992
I wish I had money, maybe the shitty feels could go away that way since I wouldn't have to worry about the future that much.
Not totally hikikimori because living with family you kinda just socialize and they coerce me to.
I want a goth girlfriend who will read me mopey poems now
>>29741922
>goth girlfriend
Id want one, but one who is like happy.
Is this a thing?
>>29741922
Go back in time 15 years ago when they existed and weren't tumblr softgoths
>>29742020
i think the line between goth and emo has gotten really fucking blurred. Trust me nobody wants an emo gf except emo guys and those guys are fucking cringe..... *Shudders* 2005 was autism
Just found out there's an asian "massage parlour" LITERALLY around the corner from my house where "shady" stuff goes on.
I'm 27 and KV. Should I go? I get a neetbux payment tonight. Thinking of going tomorrow.
>>29741892
welcome to AIDS, dude!
>TL;DR: you will always remember the day you PAID quite a NEETBUX to GET RID of your virginity with CHINKWHORES.... that's Very Good Memories, man!
Do it anon but report back!
>>29741921
> Get a hand job
> Get AIDS
Come on now
Most autistic thing you've ever done?
>be me 13-14 year old beta faggot
>at some weekend camp with class
>some big-ass cabin in the forest
>its night, some of the popular guys have brought a cdplayer with this tiny speaker. (it was before smartphones and all that shit)
>it doesn't work
>they come to me
>"hey anon, if you can fix this we'll invite you to a game later"
>me having no friends i light up and agree
>fix it within 2 minutes, can't even remember what was wrong with it
>go to the kitchen and play on my gameboy
>it gets late, walk by popular guys room
>can hear laughing and music
>carefully knock the door
>they open the door
>"hey anon *chuckle*, what do you want?"
>me being autistic as fuck
>"h..hey. i-i-i thought i cou-could join you.. you--you know because i fixed the cdplayer"
>they chuckle for a bit
>"sure anon, why dont you sit over there"
>3-4 grills and 5-6 guys are there
(1/2)
>they're playing cards
>one of the guys suggest they play strip poker
>all the girls look at me
>can hear whispering and see them all exchanging looks
>the guy who owns the cdplayer says
"come on girls", he fixed our cd-player, remember?
>they nod and giggle a bit
>cards are being dealt
>i never played poker, have no idea what it's about
>apparently one of the girl loses and has to drop her tshirt
>can hear one of the guys laughing and saying "remember it's 10 seconds"
>they all laugh
>she starts taking her tshirt off
>basically no boobs, but shes still wearing a bra
>i start counting, out loud, like an autistic faggot
>"ONE... TWO.. .THREE"
>they all stop laughing and clearly uncomfortable
>i'm having the time of my life staring at this
>have no idea how awkward i am
>after some time she puts her tshirt back on
>i say rather loudly, "Hey, that was only 7 seconds, no cheating!"
>she looks at the guys
>the guy with the cd-player comes over to me and says i should probably head to my own room.
>i nod a few times, "oh, is the game over?"
> "ye... yeah anon, the game is over.. you won, cool right?"
>go to bed, can hear laughing and them having fun through the entire night.
i wonder how it feels to have any friends
noone else wanna tell their story?
fucking normies
im the aussie from /pol/ who said he likes reading stories like this. ive been scouring for some stories but couldnt find any. got anymore autistic stories m8?
>Hey, you must be Anon from that online dating site, right?
>Sorry I didn't tell you about the wheelchair, I thought it might have scared you away.
>Anyway, where do you want to go?
>>29741843
Somewhere with stairs.
She's still way out of my league.
Somewhere accessible but I'd like to tell you that I prefer honesty in people and you're losing good girl points in my book for this.
What do you think happens after we die? I hope it's not reincarnation as I figure this is as good as it's going to get for me and don't want to come back born into a shit living situation. I don't know about heaven either, are you still as socially autistic there as you are here? Can I just opt into being a ghost?
bumping my own thread ;_;...
not even oregano
You travel at the speed of light to your destiny! Fighting ghouls off with God. Then we equate God to Satan, and everything begins anew.
Also I don't know how you came to expect someone here to know this, but I do.
u go 2 heven n god is cool n u get to play favorite vidya games and stuff
Who /LSD/ here? I drop a few tabs every 3 weeks or so to keep me level and focused.
I should actually trip more. I'm just sitting on like 20 squares. Or at least microdose and get my shit straightened out. I'm tired of being depressed.
>>29741804
>to keep me level and focused
How does that work?
I would but there are no Bitcoin ATMs around me.
What is good starting dosage and how do I make sure I don't freak the fuck out when tripping my myself?
How many years has this face haunted your dreams? I can't even remember when Smug Referee planted the seed of worthlessness and destruction in my life.
since I lost that wrestling match to a girl
>>29741738
This guy has been haunted a long time
>>29741738
that guy's face is way too in-shape for his fat body.
Do you guys feel sory for yourselves? Do you pity yourselves? Or do you think it's all your fault and you deserve all the suffering and depression?
neither
i dont blame anyone
free will is a lie, we're all just bumping into each other, why get angry at the wind
>>29741719
This is a valid point.
I'm a hopeless, kissless, jobless 22-year-old virgin because I was born wrong. I'm an evolutionary dead end, as were tens of millions of men before me.
>>29742074
What is being born wrong?
Femanons, I was wondering which of the Game of Thrones characters gets your pussies the most wet?
from what i've gathered, they all want to bang jon snow, also theres chicks out there with a daddy fetish and want little finger and chicks that want to "fix a man" and go for sandor clegane.
jaime lannister with long hair
Jon snow of course
Who is the best waifu and why Is it suiseiseki desu ka?
Glad to see desubros still exist desu
We are immortalized in the wordfilters desu
The torch will never go out desu
IoIno
As far as I know the great mistress suiseiseki is actually returning to /b/ to bring desutruction to ylyl and porn threads
>Am I nyaat good enough for you Anon?
>Why do you look at those photos of anime girls on that screen and nyaat adopt me and pet me and love me nyaa~?
Because whenever I try to stick my dick in you, you squirm around and bite my nads. That's good and all but then you get away.
>Mfw cats will never magically transform into catgirls
You took out the closed box nyaa.
Why are you taking me to the strange people whose house smells of fear and dogs nyaa?
Why do you smell of kittens nyaa?
I feel bad and it hurts nyaa...
i was emotionally cucked
chad always wins
I'm so fucking angry, I want to hurt someone
Morty! Hurt me Morty!
>>29741632
How do you get emotionally cucked?
>>29741806
had a gf but she dumped me because i live too far away and she said she still missed her chad ex sometimes and said that sex with him is better because hes not a virgin and his dick is bigger than mine
i am still a fucking virgin and 19 years old.
