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When did you learn that the vagina hole is on the bottom and not the front like where the dick is?
>>29739682
I always knew that from taking baths with my sisters
>>29739682
I actually thought the whole thing was one mouth like orifice. I only learned this like, a year ago.
>>29739700
>from taking baths with my sisters
>twf don't even watch anime but loves 4chan's anime culture
>>29739680
>k-on
youre not missing much senpai
>>29739707
I tried watching it. I actually tried. Explain it to me.
>>29739680
Where's Ritsu?
length and width?
The average white cock is supposedly 5.75" x 4.88"
it doesn't matter and most women cant orgasm from PIV sex, we only have it to please our men
In really happy with my size (6.75x5.5) it feels versatile, decently big but I can still tuck nice and smooth
>>29739731
fair enough, I give no fucks if you come or not anyways
http://logs.omegle.com/0446264
I know this is long, but it gets pretty serious, please read.
This conversation just makes me feel like I'll never be happy together with a woman.
Honestly she was a cunt, OP.
tl:dr
you're a beta kys
her dad is better off
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. You're a disgusting, repulsive, ugly little manlet. Everywhere you go you know you're inferior to the people around you. You've never had anybody attracted to you. You'll die a kissless virgin because you're not worth enough to even have the slightest scrap of affection for.
How could anybody ever love a freak like you? Nobody ever has and nobody ever will.
You're ugly. You're so ugly you've never even been complimented by a girl, let alone had one interested in you. Even surgery isn't developed enough to fix your mess and even if it was you'd still never be a man, you'll always be the little pathetic midget.
You're to blame for all of it and you should just kill yourself. Nothing will ever get better. The only good thing you could ever do is kill yourself, you undesirable, ugly, midget fuck.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
it's all true OP
everything you said
you should put the manlet out of his misery
his life isn't worth living anyway
you'll be doing him a favor
you know what to do OP
is that what the voice inside your head that sounds a bit like your mother tells you?
You should become a poet OP
What are some things for a lonely robot to do in Brisbane this weekend?
>>29739640
sit in your room alone and shitpost on 4chan
Come and meet up with me
>>29739640
Watch pic related because it's pretty fucking excellent
Have you ever called someone a normie irl?
called people normies on omegle tonight, does that count?
>>29739611
sure
everyone calls everyone normies nowadays
it's pretty mainstream
Robots didn't come up with the word "normie" even if they came up with this definition of it
OP here
Has a girl ever flirted with you, /r9k/?
How could you tell?
What did she say/do? Or did someone tell you after she left that she was into you?
Apparently girls have different ways of flirting. From touching you to just making eye contact. So yeah probably has happened to me, but I stopped giving a shit about these things some time ago and just focus on staying in shape,job and vidya. I jerk off for sexual release or once on a blue moon fuck an escort. No fucks given anymore.
ANSWER MY QUESTION STUPID FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29739626
thank you for your post, friend. I enjoyed it.
when I get the urge to run out the building is usually when I can tell
/r9k/, I need help. I met this girl on Tinder and I need advice on how to get with her. I have started having a conversation with her and will post it.
post the convo faggot, I'm autist tier and can't actually offer any advice but noone will reply unless you do
Here is the first part of tyw conversation. Any thoughts on how I could smooth the deal with this tinder chick?
emily? more like marry me
im out
Robot here, somehow I have three girls who Im corresponding with on POF. Does anyone have advice on what to do/not do in order to get a date with one and hopefully lose my virginity eventually? Please help.
This is definitely not the place to ask for advice on girls my man.
>>29739545
Depends on the girl. Care to ask more specific questions?
I'll trip fag if necessary.
>>29739601
Im talking to one really cool weeb that likes anime, asian dramas and manga. One is an avg roastie. The third one looks like a downie and I hope will be easy.
I just need advice how to get a date and what to do on a date that might lead to sex.
What's your original excuse?
>>29739525
that is the same person?
>>29739525
I'm not rich like this faggot, faggot.
>>29739525
>was never fat as fuck so can't make any dramatic facial change
>can't grow facial hair at 21
>not blessed with white genes
>5'8 skelly manlet
>even with gains my face would look the same
>cursed with nigger hair that I have to keep buzzed
Anyone else failed normie here?
>master in mathematics
>almost no job experience
>can't get nojobs
>live with parents at the tender age of 27
>thinking about suicide daily
>got STEM degree
>NEET 2 years
>Got STEM job for 3 years
>Got my own apartment
>Started getting invited out
>Got GF
>Quit job
>Broke up with GF
>Lived as NEET on my own for 4 years
>Ran out of money
>Had to move back in with parents
>Never leave my room
I was so close!!!
Can't you solve one of those billion dollar prize problems or whatever?
Become a math teacher? Maybe a private tutor?
Question
Do guys prefer girly or tom boy?
Tomboy is one word you faggot
Depends on the guy.
I prefer traditionally feminine girls. Girls who smell good and are clean and pretty and soft
>>29739356
what about girls that clean themselves and what not but likes wearing not so girly things
>Why didn't you kill yourself today, Anon?
>>29739319
Race war soon
want to watch it on the internet
>>29739332
I doubt it frienderino
>>29739319
had to go to work
H-happy birthday to me;_;
This'll be the year
>>29739292
~An original "Happy birthday, anon." comment~
>>29739318
Thanks my good friend anon
>>29739292
Happy Birthday anon. Here's a gift from a stranger :
Don't take anything you think for the absolute truth, admit you can be mistaken
If you realise this, things will get better or worse, you'll make it or you'll kill yourself.
Good luck
![gold-digger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hf8bc0R.jpg "gold-digger[1]")
