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If your penis has come in contact with the vaginal canal and or secretions you must leave this place IMMEDIATELY!!!
good thing I wore a condom then
>>29735721
Why? Sex is over rated anyways and it's not like I've gotten it in years.
I have not touched the forbidden zone with my sacred wizards staff
I cast a spell to vanquish all normie scum and bring peace to this land once again.
hey four chan! could you guys please do some kooky edits of my son? he's turning 13 today, and I'd love to have something funny to show him and his friends at his bowling party! hahahahah
proof black robots exist
>>29735666
bump for potential and satanic trips
Here you go op! i gave have him a a SUPER kooky pirate hat! its i epix i know right xD!
what are you willing to do for love, /r9k/?
Shower at least once a week I guess. Almost.
Nothing, apparently.
Why are jew broads so attractive?? Shiska simply can't compete...
>>29735585
>just ripperino
>>29735585
lol, JIDF is shilling on /r9k/ now? Figures. It should be easy to subvert fucking robots.
>>29735585
Israeli conscript here, QT Jew girls are mostly a meme, she's just attractive because she's Russian(Ashkenazi). Most Sephardi and mizrahi are pretty ugly.
ITT: Post music that give you feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHW9KWuZCaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy6c1wWRjwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oygfIljOf7k
i love this song and hate it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YUlMuMLD7A
shit ruins me
Who here afraid of bugs?
>tfw even a butterfly makes your heart pound
>>29735529
I don't like the ichiness and sliminess or crawliness of bugs. Creeps me out.
>>29735529
The buzzing of any insect gives me hella anxiety.
>>29735529
Saw a wasp pick up and eat a caterpillar today. Tried to save it but it was too late
ITT: post your favorite pepe
Idk why I just like this one
I hope this thread does well btw op
I love the stains on his little boy clothes
>>29735346
thanks friendo me too
real life fembot here. please ask me anything.
Austin to get my money back
tucking your dick between your legs and wearing panties doesn't make you a real woman.
>>29735289
whats your opinion on lou
Is it possible to get alcohol poisoning from only 4 beers?
>>29735210
Theoretically yeah but its more likely a sign of liver disease/damage if it happened to you.
>>29735226
I had 4 beers on an empty stomach on Saturday. still don't feel right.
I had 6 cups of coffee beforehand too if that makes a difference
>>29735290
Some questions for you.
Whats your drinking history like? What was your "alcohol poisoning" experience like? Any vomiting of bitter yellow fluid? Pain in your side? Confusion that persists for more than a day?
>friend sends snapchat of her having fun with friends I've never seen in a place I've never been after weeks of silence
what do I do? it might have just been a mass send, but it still hurts.
>>29735193
You still haven't realized you only make about three real friends in life. One is an animal and one other is your spouse. My friends haven't talked to me in years. They don't talk to each other either. People grow up and apart. Its a symptom of life. You have to learn to entertain yourself and only worry about yourself. They don't care about you like you do. They're not going to get the feels when they see you having fun. They just will hit like and maybe leave a comment with an inside joke saying let's hang soon. It'll never happen and you'll both move on. Welcome to adulthood.
>>29735275
Do I remove her from my snapchat then?
>>29735275
I think it depends on if you are extroverted or introverted
>>29735193
>>29735656
My sister did the same thing, she had a panic attack about it too. So if you are like that then remove them from your snapchat.
>in room
>hear shuffleing
>see something scurry across floor under dressed
>assume it's a qt mouse
>turn on light and move dresser
>a giant fucking house centipede scurry out from underneath and hides under my bed
HEEEELLLLPPP MMMMEEEE
DESPITE IT'S IMPRESSIVE LENGTH, IT'S A NIMBLE NAVIGATOR
AND SOME CAN BE HlGHLY VENOMOUS
Find something heavy
Then scare it out into the open
Then smoosh it
Pick it up with a paper towel or plastic bag and throw it in the toilet and flush
Make sure not to panic and try to kill it in one hit
Good luck famalam
OH FUCK THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S THE SAME ONE RUNNING AROUND OR IF THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
I KILLED A CENTIPEDE BUT THERE MAY BE A SECOND ONE JESUS FUCK SEND EVERYONE
Ask a drunk fembot anyfing
>>29735031
how much attention do you actually need? is it like with food, you need a certain amount of calories to sustain life? or is it like heroin, where you don't need it but you're addicted to it and will do anything to get it?
What's your opinion on chad looking robots?
>>29735072
I need enough attention to make up for the hug daddy never gave me. Feel sympathy for me.
has anyone here tried it? how expensive is it and how do you cover your ass?
im too poor and stingy to want to see a prodomme for $200+ an hour and with a findom i could just stay on the computer
never had a gf so this would be the next best thing
>>29734994
What the fuck is findom?
oregano probably
>>29735073
financial domination, a subtype of femdom except its more of a pro-domme thing
nobody has experience with it/ really?
Feeling a bit down tonight, Robots. Tell me some comfy shit. Stories, pics, shit like that.
Comfy-ass trope I love: Stopping someplace late at night to eat and get some rest on a long journey.
Comfy-ass story:
>Be me
>2012, be 18
>Tornado warning near me, sky is grey, sun pokes out occasionally
>hang out with friend Eric
>nearing the fourth of july, go to the next town over to buy fireworks
>Get some fireworks, go back to my house, light them up
>He gets hungry, we get some McDonald's, take it to my house
>On the radio there's a tornado watch. On TV, programming is interrupted because tornado watch.
>Dunno why, feel comfy as shit just listening to oldies with friend, watching VHS tapes in my room of shit my grandmother taped from TV, and a video of my great grandmother's 80th birthday party in 1996.
Share your comfy, boys
>>29734905
That feel when .5 g of speed IV
>>29734905
>tonight
>cookout at aunt's house
>driving home
>smoke and fog cover the streets
>Everything is gorgeous and hazy
>I drive through watching the lights roll past, smoke making them even more beautiful
>listening to https://youtu.be/EL_pBJN_O3Mm
Yeah it's Hotline Miami but I don't give a fuck. To me driving around tonight was exactly the kind of aesthetic I'm going for.
Kinda want to make a fake trailer for that now.
>>29734964
Sounds great, mang. Some other comfy:
>tfw a friend leaves your house and you finally unwind and grab a root beer and order a pizza or something
Alright kiddos, greentext thread.
>be me, 16 yr and Christian at the time
>our church had this prayer thing where you pray for a family every night for a year
>we got a family who we were okay friends with, the dad had cancer
>so I pray for them for about a month or so until I begin to sort of wander from religion, begin to question my faith
>takes me about two weeks, finally realized how stupid religion really was and quit going to church
>stopped praying for the family
>several years pass, I've stopped going to church at this point
>fast forward to last month
>I get a card in the mail
>from the dad
>he says that my prayers helped him through his hard times and thanked me so much
>"I'm so happy that there are people who love God so much and reflect that love on other people"
>this guy was literally hanging onto dear life with strength that he thought I was giving him
>he doesn't realize that that strength was his own
>he was his own God
>my fucking face when
Did you respond? I hope you didn't go full fedora on him if you did.
>>29735056
I didn't want to hurt his feelings, I like the guy. That and I'm too beta to show him why religion is bullshit, I'm not good at explaining things confidently.
>>29734898
>at work today (movie theater)
>chad-ish coworker's sitting in the break-room with me, I'm at a table and he's on a couch
>cute girl comes in, sits down next to him
>immediately feel demoralized
>spend most of the time listening to them talk about her college choices while I sit there eating popcorn and feeling uncomfortable
This is an abstract feel.
