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Daily reminder that anxiety is a meme normie disorder
>>29734376
>t. someone who wasn't diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder
>>29734409
>t. someone who fell for the modern psychology meme
>>29734376
>Daily reminder that anxiety is a meme normie disorder
Confidence is also a meme. Girls like Chad and Chad only
>Live in state where fireworks are illegal
>Normie neighbors across the street are lighting fireworks
>Dog is afraid under the dining table
>Call the police
>No more fireworks
Suck my dick, OP. My party just got shut down.
>>29734378
you're weIcome, faggot ;)
>>29734378
I hope you blow your fingers off lighting your gay ass fireworks
>Scratch head
>Dandruff falls out
>scratch eyebrows
>Dandruff falls out
>Scratch beard
>Dandruff falls out
Anybody else get this shit?
>>29734350
yup. Dandruff fucking everywhere, but only from my scalp not anywhere else.
Started using dandruff shampoo a couple days ago, I hope it helps
>>29734350
I don't have a beard but it happens with my eye brows and scalp
>>29734350
Yes I have no idea how to stop it. I have been using head and shoulders shampoo for the last 3 months and I think it made my dandruff even worse. I can't figure out what I am doing wrong.
> Mom refuses to buy me more vidya
> Anxiety keeps me from getting a job
help
>>29734318
see a psychiatrist to handle anxiety and/or seek NEET bucks.
seek neetbux, wagecucking is hell
sue it's a cop out on life and society, but both did us the same way
just wave your traffic stick around like sato op
unless you are prepared to die you have to work
What is your opinion on solipsism? Is it just a meme or is there some potential validity to it?
I think that the scientific principle of Occam's razor gives Solipsism some credibility.
[Spoiler]congrats on imagining such a great post, by the way[/spoiler]
>>29734307
seems extremely unlikely due to the fact that you have no control over your immediate surroundings beyond the inherent physical limitations of your body, which really shouldn't be a limiting factor in a solipsistic interpretation of reality
>>29734307
Solipsism is interesting and often misunderstood. Most people take to it to mean that no one else exists but you. However, what it really means is that you can't prove the existence of others. In fact, according to the axioms of solipsism, it is just as impossible to prove the nonexistence of others as it is to prove the existence thereof.
So if you avoid the silly conclusions most people force onto the belief, you can arrive at some pretty valid ideas, such as egoism or moral relativism.
>>29734344
>what is the subconscious
should he be considered an actual scientist, or is he Neil Degrasse Tyson/Bill Nye-tier?
he is a huge fag
he's redpilled on the islamic menace
>>29734233
He's even worse than those other two. Complete sophist
Hey robots, how can you stop being a negative/boring/depressing person?
>>29734207
Dunno, tried the 'go out and try new things' meme but I couldn't find any enjoyment, felt the same as when I am home by myself on the computer so I stopped trying
>>29734207
You don't really stop so much as learn to act differently for a little while.
You just fucking do it. Holy fuck why do you weirdos have to be so complicated all the time?
If women's assholes are solely sex organs and they don't shit, how do they store all that food?
>>29734205
BRRRAAAPPFFFFF
>>29734205
they sweat it out
It goes out their mouths when they bullshit about pretending not to have been spitroasted by Chad and Tyrone while you were working.
>tfw you will never watch fireworks with a girl
I just watched them with my mom
checkmate, op
A girl sat in my lap and kissed me every now and then while we watched Canada Day fireworks.
>>29734427
This, except it was on New Years and her parents were keeping an eye on us.I broke up with her after she told me she loved me
its about time for that one rose thing
what about yoU?
>>29734152
Alright, erbuddy, op posted a pic of Rose.
Now you can start posting about whatevar the fuck you want because that's how Rose threads work now.
>>29734361
why the fuck cant you spell correctly
fuck this slutbag
we have CRISPY now
>work at hardware store
>qt asian girl
>I spend time with her
>get to know her a bit
>she's spunky and a bit flirty sometimes
>she can handle the bantz
>she starts calling me friend at the end of sentences
who else /endedbeforeitbegan/ here
>>29734142
You were too benignly nice. Women want you to be kind but also smell shit immediately if they keep "getting stuff for free" so to speak. Just be a good and kind human being but also one that is not afraid to pursue what he wants.
>>29734142
It's not over until you hear her say "he's like a brother to me".
>>29734224
>female coworker bants with me
>constantly flirts, cant tell if shes serious
>return flirtations
>says "lol your like a brother I never had"
I wonder if she was fucking with me or if I fucked up the flirts
This is the last image shared from an astronaut who was forced to crash land into Titan due to a spacecraft accident.
RIP Astronaut
Humans haven't made it past Mars let alone Saturn
RIP little rover
guess he should have played some moreTitanfall
>normies around me are all absolute retards who put no thought into anything in their lives
>even the mere whisper of "intellectual" subjects like simple politics or philosophy makes them avoid conversation like a plague
>the only people who even think about those subjects are my robot friends
>all my robot friends are absolute retards (I think legit sub-100 IQ) who I can dance circles around in conversations
>conclude that I am a damn genius and everyone around me is a fool
Help me, /r9k/. I tried to be humble. I tried assessing everything fairly. But no matter how I look at it, I still think I am better than everyone around me. I haven't met a single person among my peers who i considered smarter than me, in my whole life. I am now gaining a huge ego even though I tried purposely avoiding it. What do?
>>29734127
Quit being edgy and calling yourself a genius.
It's scientifically proven geniuses are humble and actually underestimate themselves, faggot.
You're probably 125 max
>>29734164
But anon, I tried to be humble. I tried very hard. But I empirically analyze everything I come across, including my own behavior in comparison to everyone else. And after comparison I can't help but conclude I'm better than other people.
>>29734127
if you didn't figure out by 14-16 that you're smarter than 99% of the people you meet then i'm afraid it's too late
Do you have family members asking why you don't get paid sitting in front of the computer all day?
Yes
The thing is, there are literally millions of other people making videos on YouTube. Most of them are just as good as you are, many of them are more talented and charismatic than you are, and yet they barely get a thousand views.
>>29734122
when the fad dies he wont be able to afford the property tax
>>29735496
I bet he didn't even buy it, but leased it.
KV only. Write a paragraph.
It's not that I've never talked to girls or have never been friends with them. It's not even that I force myself into their life. I am just a friend, though. I'm pleasant enough to be around, but I'm not in their shortlist for male companions. Is it my height? Is it my personality? Is it my face? Is it all of it? Probably, maybe not, couldn't say for certain. It's not entirely selfish, it's not that I want to lose my virginity. I wanted so bad to make her happy. I wanted so bad to see her happy and to be a part of her happiness, to be wanted for once and to be a part of someone else. But I'm not good enough and can't be. I wish I could be better too, but I can't. So when some other guy is in her thoughts and is the reason she smiles, I just excuse myself from her life and try not to be seen on the way out. I know my place. I know where I belong. I'm not going to have a woman in my life. I'll never experience that beauty, that effortless happiness of love. So I'm going to substitute its absence with music, my own music. I'll make something just as beautiful, because I have to. It's the only way I can avoid ending it all. I won't be given love, so I'm going to have to write it.
>>29734103
Whatever will be will be. I hope today will be a good day.
If I wanted something to happen between you and me, I would have done something months ago.
you know me better than anyone.
all my insecurities, my dreams, my fetishes etc, will you ever know someone IRL like you know me? I doubt it.
I really do hope you love me, the tough of you wanting me and not being able to have me warms my soul.
The thing about putting penis in vagina is that you first have to get the girl with the vagina to agree to it (unless you're a rapist). But I am a robot, I have never spoken to a vagina owner. That's why
