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While chad makes her fourth of July
You are at home waiting to die
>>29731219
while Chad and stacie are watching a shooting star you're considering jumping in front of a car
>>29731219
Stacy is watching fireworks with Chad.
You are at home, jerking off. Sad!
>>29731452
That was really beautiful.
>haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years
It worse than never having one because you don't know what you're missing out on. But if you have it's like withdrawal
how hard can it be to get one again
John st beelieve in your self
>>29731303
probably not that hard but it feels like it would be impossible. I'm really good at self limitation.
>It doesn't matter how you look, you're beautiful deep down!
>Good men will see inner beauty, not the surface.
>All women are beautiful!
I don't get it. I fully agree that ultimately, a person's worth has nothing to do with their appearance. But this sort of belief can only come from a belief in God, or intrinsic human value, or something like that.
It feels like modern society wants to say that appearances aren't important, but how can it? Everything is framed in terms of worth to other people. And the sexual worth of a woman is clearly to do with objective attractiveness.
Why can't people say "ugly people have inherent worth"?
>>29731179
>I fully agree that ultimately, a person's worth has nothing to do with their appearance.
then you are a fucking see you see kay. The worth of a person is the sum total of the worth of all of their attributes, and attractiveness is one. If you deny attractiveness as a value, you may as well transition and set up a backpage profile to get old men to pay you $250 an hour to shoot AIDS up your ass.
>>29731179
The appearance of a woman is actually completely irrelevant biologically speaking, they have inherent value because of scarcity (when a woman is pregnant she is unfit for breeding for at least a year). Only the man has to be attractive/have good genes.
>>29731179
It's funny, when you overcome this particular contradiction, you get the next one:
>Well, I might be ugly, but I'm smarter than all those blonde airheads!
So apparently it's okay if you're ugly, because being smart is what really matters. The victims recreate this lack of logic.
So what about the ugly dumb people? And for that matter, what about the fact that every one of us becomes uglier and dumber over time? No wonder we treat the elderly badly.
sometimes when I talk to girls that I think are attracted to me they fan themselves really briefly like they're a woman going through a hot flash
is that a good or a bad thing?
t. attractive super autist
I overheard two cute 6/10 roasties call me cute, proceeded to start walking awkwardly and trip on my ass
>>29731199
I fucking hate manual walking
a good thing
ITT: You will never be a bigger beta cuck than my dad, 4th of July edition.
>My dad's first mistake is marrying my mom
>my mom is verbally abusive, void of empathy, hyperactive and only interested in money
>my dad is basically a woman: emotionally needy, extremely kind hearted and prone to crying and essentially my mom's polar opposite
>two kids later my mom is tired of my dad's weak sad shit, packs up me and my brother and hauls ass back to the US (we were in Argentina at the time, where my dad is from)
>my dad, being totally distraught and in constant need of affection, and not to mention being your average boner-plagued 25 year old, bones the first woman my grandma sets him up with and my mom never lets him live it down
>que divorce, my mom takes everything he owns and more (she is very manipulative and convinces him all the time that she needs more than what he pays in child support and alimony)
>eventually buys her a house
>she doesn't really like that house after a while, so he buys her another bigger house
>this is Commiefornia so shit is really expensive but my dad is a good businessman and sacrifices a lot
>he's been living in a shitty apartment with a roommate the entire time
>there came a point where he couldn't afford rent anymore so my mom let him in our closet
>literally.
>the closet.
>all the while indoctrinating my brother and I to view him as a deadbeat so we treat him like shit too, and we call him by his first name instead of 'dad' or else my mom would beat us
>even though he lived two hours away and only had weekend visitation and otherwise worked 14 hours a day to support us, he never missed a weekend to come and see us
>fast forward a bit
>when I was 15, my dad climbed the corporate latter high enough to be stable and maintain another relationship with some woman
>I'll call her Mexiwife
>She's not even mexican, shes Peruvian and chinese or some shit but I don't care because I hate her
>Mexiwife has four other kids by two other guys
>cont'd
>Mexiwife is my dad's best friend's ex
>Dad's best friend is black
>literally some textbook black sloppy seconds cuck shit
>Mexiwife is also a hoarder
>It's like TLC 90 minute special bad and their tiny shotgun house is piled to the ceiling with shit that she refuses to throw away
>11 years later my dad gets married to this monstrosity
>about her kids:
>one got pregnant at 16, she's like 28 now and the kids like 9 or something, I can't math
>One boy is 21. Stays in his room all day, doesn't know how to drive, talks too fucking much, flunked out of high school and thinks he's going to make it big as a film director at the local community college
>other boy is 13. Also a flunking rude little shit. Refuses to to good in school because he's trying to be a youtube let's play celebrity
>other girl is 15. She's morbidly obese. I saw her in a swimsuit last weekend and her back fat looks like two additional tits
>anyway my dad is ultra successful at the company he works for
>actually he owns a fourth of it
>so he buy's Mexiwife and company a mansion in Los Angeles
>he still gets suckered in to giving my mom child support even though me and my brother are 24 and 28 and my mom has since gold digged her way into the pants of some 77 year old resort tycoon
>cont'd
Makes you think what kind of a broken person that must have made you.
>shit has like 7 bedrooms and I was supposed to move in there with my SO after he got out of the military so we could save rent money while we both went to school
>Mexiwife convinced my dad that my SO was a child molester and was going to rape her little girl
>and by little girl I mean the obese 15 year old
>My SO, who lifts weights and takes extremely good care of himself and spent time defending the goddamn country is going to throw it all away to diddle some disgusting weeaboo hambeast
>that's totally a realistic thing
>my dad clearly doesn't buy it but doesn't let us move in anyway because he refuses to stand up for himself
>instead he shells out more money and helps my SO and I with the rent of ridiculously priced LA apartment
>those two extra rooms are just storage space for more of the useless shit that she hoards
>Mexiwife doesn't cook. She tells my dad to pick up take out after he gets out of work and is slowly getting my dad fatter and fatter
>Mexiwife doesn't clean. They bought a house keeper
>Mexiwife doesn't parent her kids, hence why their all obnoxious little shits
>Mexiwife doesn't work
>Mexiwife doesn't have sex with my dad because 'muh migraines' and 'muh iron'
>I have no idea what she does that makes her appealing. She's also ugly
>she and her brood are just blobs that suck up resources
Name a drug better than DXM
Protip: you can't
I fuCKing love this stuff
>>29731077
Happiness
originu
MXE is much better than DXM, in just about every way. No nausea, no chugging down syrup, no robowalking, much better visuals, can take you really far out without you forgetting your entire trip, etc.
>>29731077
The love of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
Why telegram? Because it's 100% secure, 100% anonymous, works great on all platforms including Linux and Windows phone, all you need is phone number to register once (not visible for anyone).
Download telegram here: https://telegram.org
Chat invite link: https://telegram.me/joinchat/DwYfuAbnnpVGWFl1c6wkUQ
>>29731063
Join guys...
why not just use skype
>>29732298
gib name then, i'm aching for someone to talk to
am not op btw
>kinda qt super robot chick in one of my classes last semester (and this upcoming semester)
>never talked to her, but she's literally a female robot
>wouldn't be surprised if she browsed this board
>considering striking up convo next semester
>can't tell if it's bc I'm desperate or bc she's the type I've always dreamed about
>tfw this might finally be the end
pic related, who she reminds me of
>>29731024
>robot
>chick
I don't understand what your trying to say
This just doesn't make sense
You're going to be severely disappointed, trust me yet I oddly recommend doing it because until you physically experience the disappointment you won't believe it's possible.
>>29731065
trust me, never seen her talk to anyone, she wears a fedora, always keeps her head down, definitely a robot
>>29731068
I kind of had this feeling too, care to elaborate?
Assume im a cute girl looking for a boyfriend. Now try -if you are interested- to sell yourself as best as you can.
Go!
>>29730945
I floss everyday.
i'm not interested in you unless you'll kill me
>>29730945
imagine for a second that im a stealth assassin. now try -if you are interested- to save yourself as best as you can
I am fucking tiered of YouTube's corruption. And since Zippcast is gone (not that you pricks liked it anyway) There is no place I can upload videos with out a nonsense copyright claims or mass reporting of abuse. What alternatives exist out there right now. And don't give me Viemo, Dailymotion, or NicoNicoDouga as an answer since they all suck or they are not in English.
>>29730944
Copyrights are copyrights.
>>29730964
Yeah, but that doesn't stop the corrprut jews from exploiting broken systems.
I know of a good one, but I'm not letting you know. You'll shit up the site. ;)
>tfw you'll never have a bf as cute as him that sings and plays piano for you to sleep
he's ugly though?? lol noooo thanks never.
i got my own babe XDDD
also wtf is so special about a guy who plays piano??? that shit is going to be annoying when i'm tryna sleep so imma pass
>>29731152
he isn't ugly, he looks like a nice dude
>Singing
>Not playing Liszt's hungarian rhapsodies
kys please
Where did the new balance = autism come from?
because a lot of autists wore them?
>>29730903
Because wearing cheap, good quality products is apparently against the rules
Who cares what they say anon, you wear what you want
Not all NB's are autism shoes, just the clunky white/silver/grey ones that old people wear and are really cheap.
How does snow feel?
Does a snowball hit hurt?
What is the safe range of temperatures for playing in a snowy day?
There are different types of snow, sometimes it's super powdery and it's just cold and insubstantial. Sometimes it's kind of wet and packs well, so it's a bit like light, wet sand. There are other types, too, but those are the extremes, really.
If it hits you in the face, maybe. Certainly if some asshole put a ball of ice or a rock in the center. Otherwise, no, a snowball is too light to actually hurt.
Ideally you want to play in the snow when it's just under freezing. Depends on the person, but it might be getting too cold once it's under 20 F. If you're not moving around enough or you get snow inside your boots then it'll get too cold real quick.
>>29730993
>Certainly if some asshole put a ball of ice or a rock in the center
Fuck off, New Kid.
>>29730993
no, snow is just powdered ice. It doesn't hurt unless it's grainy crap snow, it's just cold
>someone quotes the bible
>>29730811
thou shalt hate the gays
>>29730811
Especially when they do it at church. like, bro, take that somewhere else
>>29730811
the biblE is a good book for robots trying to rehabilitate themselves due to the fact that alot of robots have forgotten how to display morality the Bible is a good guide
i want to fuck this chipmunk
she's an aardvark
That's a cute hamster
>>29730798
Well, there's a flash by minus8.
