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AMA.
Also be in mind that he right next to me be gentle please.
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>>29732041
Does he let you finger his anus
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How often do you cheat on him?
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are you two happy?
i hope so

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Any south american MtF robot in this board?
I wanted to know how bad things are in that region in regards to transitioning, like government support, how society views you, prices of medical procedures and medication, etc.

I didn't make this thread in /lgbt/ because they go full /pol/ when you mention transgender people outside of america.
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>>29732006
Brazil is literally the tranny paradise of the world
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I'm not gay or into trannies at all, but I love that picture because it's obvious he realized he was cute and started shaving his armpits. There's a brash confidence in raising your arms up like that behind your head that is so sexy.
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>>29732006
Fuck Mexicans and fuck South Americans

You filthy savage brown cocksuckers literally ruined the "Hispanic" for the other hispanics like Spaniards and Portuguese.

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>You don't mind a little hair do you Anon?
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>>29731977

Absolutely not

I'll be the king of that jungle.
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Shave your legs you disgusting fucking animal
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>>29731977
Yes I do. Either you shave or gtfo.

Seriously why would robots deal with this if it would bring you more problems. This is obviously a red flag.

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What beer do robots drink?
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Milwauke's best. $3.99 for a 6 pack or tall cans. Sometimes I get Natural Ice but it's $4.99 a 6 pack.
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>>29731869
desperados red
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>>29731869
Anything within reach


>once drank some purell

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Have you ever ruined someone else's life?
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Yeah my parents
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No, only mine.
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Yeah it's fun. Did it to 2 of my exes

It's the 4th, and you know she's being held by another man watching the fireworks and it kills you.
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>>29731852
Jokes on you she is finland not thinking of me and im here all alone so very alone and drunk
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>>29731852
kill her Brandon, better yet, kill them both
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>>29731852
Wow, OP, I haven't realized this until I've seen this and it's making feel a deep sadness. Well at least I have my youth and video games.

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Black Femanon here and I have a question. Is it considered race mixing/race traitoring if my bf is black/white mixed?or does the one drop rule automatically make him black?my bf looks like pic related except 5x less attractive.
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You came to the wrong plantation
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>>29731829
It doesn't matter. Quit worrying about this stupid shit.
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>>29731829
Stop posting this. You're right up there with that autistic faggot who posts Sonic images and talks about goth girls.

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robots have a show now?
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>>29731817
>robots have a show now?

no, sorry
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>>29731857
100/10 superdank meme
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>>29731817
I've kinda been wondering if they got the title from r9k

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Going to uni in a while. What can I do to protect my anonymity and make sure I don't get kicked out for making /pol/ and /r9k/ posts?

I have Tor, but I'm not sure what to do with it. Would I get in trouble for using it on campus?

I swear I'm not a normie, my autism just never pointed me towards computers and software so I don't know about this stuff
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Congrats, you're fucking retarded. If you're really asking this you should not have access to a computer.
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>>29731808
I've posted on r9k for the past 2 years and haven't had any problems. Most universities only care about torrenting
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>>29731808

no one fucking cares about your shit you summerfag pederast

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Fireworks, explosions, or any loud banging noises on any day trigger me. Could I be medically evaluated for PTSD? I get flashbacks and depression from hearing these noises. It reminds me of the time I spent in war-time Bosnia. I really don't like how this makes me feel
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>>29731801
I hate faggots who act like this. It's 4th of july dumb retard fireworks happen every year. Why is the current generation of veterans so soft that they want civilians to feel bad for them for everything?

IDF doesn't sound like fireworks I just heard it in Afghanistan two years ago right over my head
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>>29731846
Hey, maybe I'm not a veteran? Maybe I was a little kid who was torn from his family, had a dad on the front lines, and heard gunfire every day right outside of my own house. Use your brain before your mouth keyboard commando
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>>29731881
You should've been born in a better country then I don't care if 3rd world faggots got bombed you probably deserved it

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Hi guys,

So I've always been a robot & never really talked to anyone. Recently mommy made me get a job as a delivery driver so now I have to go places and meet people n stuff

Problem is I think every girl that talks to me nice is hitting on me so I want to try and flirt back, but I know deep down she isn't really hitting on me and just wants her food without any poo or spit in it.

How do I know if she wants me? I'm tired of fapping to every girl I deliver to :(

P.s. This never happened when I stayed home all day, but now when I see girls I get all these butterflie feelings even though I'm redpilled to death.
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only with experience
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Christ, OP, you sound like you're 16 years old. Worst part is that you probably are, knowing /r9k/ nowadays. Nobody thinks you're cute. Nobody thinks you're funny. You're just typing obnoxiously. Learn how to use your words like a full-grown adult.
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I know the feeling. They're just being polite. Use it as practice for talking to them, but don't try to pickup girls you are delivering pizzas to. Instead take what you learn from talking while delivering the pizzas, and apply it to picking up a girl elsewhere.

Now if you see the same girl a lot or really feel like she is into you, then you could perhaps ask her to get coffee or whatever normies do.

I should note my advice is pretty shitty because I'm nearly 30 and still a virgin.

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Is nofap a meme? I feel extra energy, but I still feel super autistic and shy around the grills. Have any of you guys "rebooted" (90 days nofap).
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after how many days did you start noticing positive effects?
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>>29731710
Yes nofap isn't magic. It's not going to give you courage to talk to girls or make you a better human. All nofap will do is make you cum faster during sex.
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>>29731745
About 3 weeks in, I was using hookers, so I didn't count the first ttwo so it is more like 1 week in.

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is it worse to have no gf or a fat/ugly gf?
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pussy is pussy. If gf is ugly then put paperbag on her head.
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>>29731686
what if she is fat? my gf is fat.
I feel like people laugh when im outside with her, too.
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>>29731727
Keep her fat. So in case of apocalypse you can use her as lasting food source.

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HOLY SHIT NONSTOP EXPLOSOINS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I'M AN HOUR OUTSIDE OF NYC WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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It's the 4th of July
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Its absolutely happening 9/11 episode 2
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FUCKING ISIS DUDE, THEY'VE OVERRUNNED NEW YORK.

SEND THE ARMY QUICK!!!!

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what are everybody's thoughts about doing meth? i'm sure the dopamine release is 100000x what yo u would get from being a good looking normie in a ltr with a high quality non primitive white gf. never done it myself, have tried mdma but i want the ultimate dopamine release
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>>29731606
memes hard niggaz 123
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>>29731606
if you like cock sucking then go for it.

>he fell for le dopamine release meme
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My brother did meth ruined his whole life lost his wife kid and now he looks like a zombie he used to be very fit with good teeth he has very bad teeth now and is homeless. Plus he is a major theif I would not recommend it anon

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