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Who scared of ghosts here?
>tfw I cant even walk to the toilet without having to grab my knife, turn on the light and pause after every step to listen after unusual sounds
It's gotten to the point where i have to check every corner of my room, under my bed, block my door with a chair so i can hear if anyone opens my door and sleep with a knife under my pillow.
I dont want to be scared anymore
>>29729594
If you're scared of ghosts then you must have a nice life.
My life is so shitty I don't give a care about ghosts and being alone in the dark.
Howdy there friend!
>>29729621
>my life is so shit guys, pls pity me ;_;
>going to vote for Trump just in the off chance he does something ridiculously stupid, like launching a nuke at Russia or tanking America's economy trying to build some stupid wall
This is going to be one /dastardly/ election.
>>29729583
>going to vote for Trump just in the off chance he does something ridiculously stupid
Literally the only reason I'm considering voting for him tbf
>>29729583
you'd want to vote for Hillary then
>>29729615
I think people like us must make up like 70% of his support base.
i can't look people in the eyes, i somehow afraid of people, i have bad time everyday even by riding to bus, walking a crowded street. also 10 times worse with girls
Share your shitty social fears, things that doesn't let you be alpha even if you want
>>29729544
>i can't look people in the eyes
With where my family came from, looking people in the eyes is seen as rude and antagonising unless it's with someone you know very well. So I just usually tell people it's a cultural thing.
>>29729607
Cool, which country?
Does it bother you to walk in a crowded street too? i personally don't know actually if i hate people or if i hate the way they look (maybe agarophobia) I'm pretty sure this can't looking in the eyes is pretty common for /r9k/ too
>>29729775
>Cool, which country?
Germany. Specifically Bavaria.
>Does it bother you to walk in a crowded street too?
I've long trained myself to ignore people around me completely to the point I cease noticing them.
>i personally don't know actually if i hate people or if i hate the way they look (maybe agarophobia) I'm pretty sure this can't looking in the eyes is pretty common for /r9k/ too
Inability to make eye contact is a common social awkwardness trait.
Productive General
>Be productive with other anons
>Post pictures or text of what you're doing
>Be nice and supportive
Get out that text book, or open up that document! Get to work, you'll feel better about yourself!
>>29729469
I'm learning Java 2D game development.
I'm following guides, and annotating every line as best I can
I want to be able to create android games and apps, and hopefully I'll have my first one made within a few weeks.
>Pic is the same as the OP, but without my screen filters c:
>>29729469
Here is a picture of my desk
I now have an ASUS 1440p monitor there aswell, but I haven't taken a recent picture
This thread wasn't created at a very good time, as most anons are asleep/too tired to work.
But this general received 200 posts a day when I had it going last year. I'll make an official OP picture and create it during the day.
It's just nice to share progress, and have some company when being productive. The main thing stopping me from getting more done is lack of a social break.
My vacation just started but i also plan on doing some more programming
I need some good project ideas though can be anything
Guys i am scared.
I just started working out doing push-ups and stuff like that. After working out I feel sick, like light headed and just terrible.
I don't feel sick until i am completely done and relaxing. Why does this happen? Is it because i am out of shape or a more serious problem?
>>29729410
I'd say that it's probably because you could be out of shape. I'd recommend taking it slow, maybe check out some running guides and mix it in with some calisthenics - stuff like push-ups, crunches and so forth.
You'd best research it a bit more, but I wouldn't be that worried about it. Probably just exerting yourself too much.
>>29729410
it is definitely because you are out of shape. This happens whenever anyone pushes themselvs to hard.
There is nothing wrong with you! This happened to me during my workout last week, and this is my bicep. Even I can get nauseous and dizzy if I go too hard.
Just find the right level of intensity for you with trial and error, and if you get dizzy again, get some water and put your head between your legs while sitting on the floor.
You're gonna make it.
>>29729410
i got the same way when i started working out, then switched to swimming since its easier on the body to get my stamina up. Worked for me.
Who's the chadiest chad you know of?
>>29729360
My future bf ;)Let me dream. Don't ruin this for me.
>>29729360
>Who's the chadiest chad you know of?
i am
>>29729736
even if i looked like this i know i still would be a KHV, my robotic autismo just gets in the way everytime. Might as well drown myself in the happiness that is tendies and doritos.
>graduated from a masters program at a top 5 school in my field
>still can't get any interviews 1 month later
>every open job position requires 3-5yrs experience minimum
>Don't even get called in when applying for positions that only require a high school degree "with preference for candidates with postsecondary education"
>mom complains that I'm being lazy and 'not willing to start at the bottom' in a position that makes LESS money than the unskilled manual labor that I was doing before my education
Why is this job market so fucking ass? I went into my graduate program to dodge the last bad job market and it's still fucked.
>>29729336
>Why is this job market so fucking ass?
new world order planned this. you are the first of a new class of indentured servants.
1) if you were intelligent enough to finish college in a top 5 school, you should have been intelligent enough to see this shit coming.
2) Internships/apprenticeships while in school = two birds, one stone
3) god damn people still think that college is worth shit
>he fell for the college meme
there's a shortage of manual laborers way 2 go OP.
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Come and join us ,we have cute animu girls
Why am I so tired?
I slept 10 hours and keep dozing off.
You overslept.
lack of sleep throughout the week
>>29729293
if this is a frequent thing, get checked for sleep apnea. it's not only fatties that get it but doubly likely if you are fat too. snoring is a big sign of this.
>almost a 24 yo khhv
>decide to see where i stand
>"By age 19 over 80 perfect of men have lost their virginity and by age 25 over 97 percent of men have had sex. After this point, the percentage of the male population that are still virgins remains relatively stable with little fluctuation after age 30."
>little fluctuation
> after age 30
>"The big leap occurs between the ages of 21 and 22. By age 23 over 95 percent of women have had sex."
>mfw
http://www.mademan.com/mm/average-age-lose-virginity.html
I am 23 and this worries me.
>>29729333
welp, i guess i know that at this point i shouldn't expect much. it'll be more toward the miraculous side to even get a gf, let alone one worth marrying/having children with, aka an unsullied one...
>>29729333
also
noice trips desu
Tfw no friends because
>normies are too boring
>robots are too mentally ill
Who else knows this feel?
>can't have robot friends since they all want to date because I have a female reproductive system
>fembots only want to talk about their online relationships and orbiters
I just want to exchange feels, relationshits die
>no being friends with A-level business men of the future and overachieving Stacey models
>>29729337
I'm a gay robot and I refuse to be friends with a woman. They're simply boring, shallow, and emotionally fragile
When's the best age to kill yourself?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10667232
>>29729233
Remember robots, the second best time is now
this poll is a little bit biased
>no option for 27
mine are sleep deprivation, far right fringe politics, elliot rodger, and competitive pokemon.
>>29729206
posting on 4chan
that's about it
>>29729206
Is Hobby derived from the word Hobgoblin, as in, things you do to appease the helions you can't get rid of?
Please respond promptly
smoking weed, being apathetic about my own life but being enthused by others' lives, posting on 4chan, laying in bed
Lets get a sad photo thread going, im in the mood for some feels.
most original sadness
>>29729794
only thing i feel sad about is his gyno
>>29729830
not THATS a Jewish physique
Guys, what did she mean by this? Is she looking for a way out of the conversation?
She's not interested bro. Give up now before you get kek'd
>>29729146
Try asking if she'll take you. If she picks anything at all, agree to it. She's worried you're gonna date rape her in the woods. If she's indecisive like 90% of the women I've dealt with, pick coffee or dinner so she can get to know you and trust you
And, as always, mutual confidence and affection is the strongest attractor, but she'll stay only if you have what she wants.
Bump? C'mon faggots I need advice.
