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>Daddy, why is it since the Muslim couple moved in next door, you spend hours a day spying on them with your binoculars? That doesn't seem very nice. Can't you just go back to shitposting on 4chan?
>>29726291
Sweety, don't say shit. It's a bad word.
>>29726291
/pol/ summed up.
Idle hands sweetheart, if you have time to watch me watching the neighbors, you have time to practice your martial arts.
Get your butt back in the dojo.
Write a letter to somebody who may or may not read it thread.
dear _,
you're a jerk.
sincerely,
s
Dear OP, check my dubs
>>29726275
I don't want to write a letter to anyone
Fuck your stupid shit thread OP I hate these threads
>Tfw even if I get /fit/ to a decent size and attract qts, they will leave me once they find out about my 4.75" member
>>29726268
If you lose weight its supposed to like add like visible benis
>>29726321
I'm skinnyfat right now so I don't think there is much less fat I can lose down there, maybe .25" at most. I'll still have a tiny cock.
>>29726268
Practice on JESUS.
JESUS will make you bigger.
Pray to JESUS.
JESUS was well hung.
I go to the pool almost everyday
almost everyday their is a beautiful stacy with huge tits
how do I talk to stacy?
>>29726255
You don't.You read this because I wanted you to.
>>29726266
why not
sdfsdfgsdfg
>>29726307
>a tub of brains
what
>mfw it hits me that I'm about as interesting as a wet carrot
Don't know if it has to do with my anxiety and inability to conversate with people.
I try to talk to people but it just feels off.
Anyone else
>>29726233
I can never talk out loud with the same amount of confidence I have in my head. As soon as I start speaking to someone I completely fall apart.
>>29726456
Me too. I actually want to "be myself".
>>29726233
Plenty of girls jack off with carrots.
Wet carrot = you got layed.
What did you learn from Pick-Up Artists?
>>29726214
That bodybuilders look like shit in suits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmnBxtLVhM
That girls react more to you being rude and mean to them.
I should be more attractive
Does anyone else here take pictures of female family members or friends that they find attractive? (or strangers)
I mean there is really no reason for me not to do it
I won't post anything
>>29726176
No, but I screenshot Tinder profile pictures and occasionally put my phone on my body pillow's face so there's a human female face looking at me when I'm lying in bed.
>>29726216
>relplacing a 2D face with a random slut 3DPD face
>>29726475
Most nights I don't bother, just get tired of Saber's same expression now and again.
Maybe I should just get some more pillow covers.
Nobody likes Americans
>>29726165
I like Americans. Most of people of my generation grew up on American culture.
Even Americans don't like other Americans
w-why not? ;~;
love,
sad american
If i pray to God will he give me a GF?
God doesn't waste his time with that stuff. Just date a 3/10 mistake like the rest of us.
>>29726212
>the rest of us
>dating
OUT.
god doesn't care about his mistakes
This guy blocks your path as you're walking through a dark alley, and accuses you of being a fascist agent. He says he'll report you to the local antifa.
What do?
>show star of david necklace
>wait for next move
>everybody walk the dinosaur
put him in a figure four leglock
stab him obviously
antifa are good for stabbing
Edging and not cumming for four day periods works infinitely better than no fap or just fapping less often
I feel so aggressive and antsy
but cool and in control at the same time
I feel like a fucking man
Once you do come does it feel amazing?
Like in the lobster m8
>>29726133
Enjoy your inevitable ED.
BOP BOP
>>29726120
WHIP WHIP
NOW WATCH ME
WHIP WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAE MAE
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
OOO WATCH ME, WATCH ME
bopbopbop
>>29726120
I already know who it is.
>walk into class
>chad is sitting next to Crispy
>tyrone is in the back of the class
>quietly sit in your seat
>tyrone barks to the class
>"Man, who 'da fuck smell like straight up ASS?!"
>Crispy and chad giggle softly
>you make eye contact with Crispy
>get nervous
>let out a little fart
>she hears and laughs at you
>face turning red
>tears welling up
What do you do?
>>29726119
>implying
I don't fart in public. I take showers before I leave the house if not daily.
But you're also implying I live near crispy. I live in Florida she lives somewhere with cold weather.
You're also implying I want her. No. Too many other people do. And it's somewhat her fault. I'm not dealing with that shit.
>>29726119
so im already crying?
well already fucked so continue with day and then try to befriend the other weebs by talking about autistic shit
>>29726119
Garb tyrones glock and shoot them all
>tfw it jams cause niggers don't know how to clean their "piece"
>Watch countless hours of animu
>the women are always so loving, kind, pretty, sweet, virgin, and devoted, even if there is no romance, they are always very interesting and smart
>walk outside
>all the women I meet are still the same retarded whores
WHY would those japs do something so cruel and inhumane to us?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29726072
women in media are always presented as a whole different thing because they are too awful, the same way men are presented as dumbasses or brutes, people need that to get away from the horrible realities of life being an average male
>>29726072
kek this made me fucking laugh. that fucking sand nigger pepe and your warped reality from anime.
pro tip, all the ones you want are probably shut ins like you watching anime but all girls have problems and all act the same, anon. they all bitch about your socks and toilet seats and if you dont listen once or twice they emotionally rage at you for not listening, and blame you for selective hearing, etc. if youre willing to live and look past that, then youre fine
I don't get how people are stupid enough to think that real life is like in cartoons, tv shows, video games, etc.
I have a bunch of temporary health problems which prevent me from fully enjoying stuff right now, so I wanted to "save" enjoyable stuff for until after I heal. But I'm super miserable to the point where it's probably slowing down the speed of my healing.
What would you do in my situation?
What kind of stuff?
>>29726992
Porn and anime. Music too I suppose.
>>29727183
Enjoy it now, enjoy it again later.
