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Why not just get an average gf?
Does the fact that a women is only 3-5/10 changes her whoreness? No they're all whores.
Im trying but white girls age horribly when exposed to sunlight
>>29723229
You can find a socially retarded virgin 3-4/10 gf with no friends. She'd love to get asked out by an average dude. But do you really want a gf that ugly and autistic?
>mfw older wagecuck brother is having a mental breakdown and shouting at parents again
Kek.
He's crying about his low pay job moving boxes and how his colleagues still treat him like shit. This time he openly brought up about how the weed isn't keeping him happy anymore!
Post keks that are happening in your life right now NEETbros.
>>29723096
Why doesn't he just go to college?
How old is he, out of curiosity?
What qualifications does he have, if any?
>>29723096
>mom barges into my room to complain about me not doing the dishes
>Inform her that I actually did them an hour
>she goes to my sister's room to bug her instead
How the fuck do you actually meet girls online? Meeting a girl irl is impossible for me
Only if you're Chad can you meet girls online
>>29723135
There has to be some way, r-right?
Omegle and an advice board back in my normie days - couldn't handle an ldr anymore though.
Anyone ever had a chance to get a gf but then rejected or stopped talking to her?
Yeah I've been asked out twice and rejected them both times. If I reject them first then they'll never get the chance to reject later on
>>29723074
nope
well
there was a time when i smoked a lot of weed and it turned me into a huge faggot
I wouldnt call it getting a girlfriend but I sure as hell missed out on tons of opportunities into getting laid while I was a useless stoner piece of shit
>have super hot neighbour
>immidiatelly had a click when introducing eachother
>befriending, chilling in front of our doors (we had a shared balcony)
>me taking care of her cat even when she was on holiday
>always walk into each other houses
>she dropped lots of hints on me
>dressing nice, makeup when coming over
>me a useless pussy stoner piece of shit too scared or too clueless to do anything
>she would literally throw herself at me almost
>ringing doorbell at night asking me to remove a spider near her bed
it only hit me that I could've totally fucked her when she already moved away
goddamn i was such a useless piece of shit
dont do weed guys it makes you even more of an autistic sperg than without
god i wish I had fucked those amazing titties
>>29723289
and this was recently (few years ago)
in highschool phase i had tons of girls who dropped hints on me too but it always only hit me when it was too late
i know this sounds cliche but you miss every shot you dont take guys
remember that
you could rather be rejected than to have never tried it at all in the end
How close are you to Chris-chan bad?
>>29723004
I'll never be like Chris Chan, if I do decide to sperg out I'll just live alone and not talk to anyone, I won't be explosively autistic.
>>29723004
I think most people who are here aren't quite that bad.
hack_blastard probably is, as well as the guy who posts the smug pepe wagecuck threads and (if it isn't samefagging) the guy who posts smug wojak in them with Thisis a comment on the post in spoiler text.
They're probably comparable to cwc, anyway. There are likely other random posters here who are that bad, but most who are in a similar situation probably have self awareness, which cwc lacks.
>>29723039
>I'll just live alone and not talk to anyone
>implying Chris has any control over himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-EwPk0Cx6M
>anal hemorrhoids are back again
blox
>anal heamorrhoids
Just wait til you get urethral heamorrhoids.
>>29722996
the fact that this needed a blox is funnier than the post itself
>>29723157
Heamorrhoid posters when will they learn
I'm currently a 20 year old KV summer-neet that's constantly seeing (she's 19) her naked tits and ass around the house and I'm wondering if other anons had similar experiences?
She looks similar to pic related 2bh.
shameless bump
original comment
>>29722960
why are you both 19+ and still living at home, and why is she constantly topless or showing you her ass? or are you living together in a apartment or something?
>>29723072
Go to the same college that's 10 mins away from home.
>why is she constantly topless or showing you her ass?
She's pretty oblivious and doesn't realize I go to sleep at like 2-3 A.M. during the summer so I can see her walking around the house naked all the time.
"The 4th of July of this year was the day I saved my little brother's life from drowning. I went with my family to Antje and Gary Twinn's house, as they always had a 4th of July party. The Bubenheims were there, including Leo and Pollina. So was Vincent Twinn, who had grown up quite fast. The last time I saw him, he was the little kid who looked up to me when I showed him all of my computer games. Now he was just becoming a teenager, with an interest in skateboarding
The party was a pool party, and my brother Jazz had full exposure to the swimming pool. He had already learned how to walk, but he could not swim. At one instance as I was eating lunch, I saw Jazz quickly run off from the adults, completely unattended. I then watched as he curiously examined the water, and then descended into steps of the shallow end of the pool. Before long, he lost his footing on the steps and his whole body sank into the water. Nobody noticed . He was going to drown, I thought with panic. I ran as fast as I could, plunging into the water with my clothes still on, and pulled him out. I asked him how he was doing, and he coughed up some water and told me he felt fine. The only person who saw this happen was a little girl who was swimming in the shallow end. I saved his life, and my brother remembers it to this very day. Every single second of my brother's life, everything that happens to him in the future, will exist because I pulled him out of the water that day "
- P51, My Twisted World
Rare pic family
All hail the king
>>29722957
>rare
>incredible common
step it up senpai
>>29722930
HE
HAS PROVED TO BE
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO
REAL HUMAN BEAN
How are you fixing your life?
>just spent hundreds of dollars on mic, pop filter, mic stands and mixers
>going to become a rapper
are you joking
please don't do this.
>>29722873
>fixing
>becoming a rapper
>le frog smoking weed
good luck frendo
Go for it anon, post a link up to your soundcloud page
LITERALLY LOL
FUCKING IDIOTS
WHO NYC HERE LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT
The grandmother of the Virginia teen whose foot was blown off by an explosive in Central Park is worried the college student does not yet realize "what's happened to his leg."
>Connor Golden, 18, remained at Bellevue Hospital Monday - one day after he stepped on what authorities called a "homemade" explosive left in the park.
>Golden, an Eagle Scout studying music engineer at University of Miami, was visiting New York with two friends and had just stepped off of a large rock in the park when the explosion occurred. Golden's friends are cooperating with investigators and are not considered suspects.
>homemade mine
what the fuck?
>>29722871
How unlucky do you have to be. What is the probability of stepping on a land mine in a park for fucks sake.
>>29722919
Robots finally making their move while Muslims get all the heat. Smart
Anyone else a supporter of blm?
Tons of pussy from the ratchet hoes who can't read or write and libertards.
How do I get to have sex with them. I've heard one of the girls can fit a big bag of hot Cheetos in her stomach flap.
you're not getting anything from them unless you're black, if you're white, you're the enemy as far as they're concerned
i'm pretty sure trayvon just straight up got murdered. michael brown on the other hand was a no good nigger that got what was coming to him
The idea of blm is great. The problem is it's like feminism. It dilutes the pool by treating EVERYTHING as if it was blatant racism. Trayvon had nothing to do with race but that became the main issue because, like feminism, they had to invent a cause because focusing on actual racism is actually hard.
>If you watch 3d porn at all, you're a normie
What about if it's just non nude images of 3D women?
I'm not sure if that's out of the norm enough to make it robotic or not. I have done it every day for 4 years.
>>29722735
>3d porn
>non-nude images of 3D women
>>29722778
You said porn, it's not pornography.
Who else has no plans today?
>tfw friends having bbqs that I didn't get invited to.
>tfw 12th weekend in a row I've had nothing to do.
>tfw you realize the prime of your life is slipping away.
Go outside and meditate in nature.
The animals will keep you company :)
>>29722650
>>tfw 12th weekend in a row I've had nothing to do.
Fuck off you stupid fucking normie.
Next you're gonna complain about not having sex for two weeks.
>>29722677
thats such a fembot liberal arts major answer.
I'll tell you what cured my depression OP a) taking steroids and b) going to the gym. All I care about now is getting muscles. And I'm angry all the time instead. Ready to explode like a crate of TNT.
What song would you kill yourself to robots?
Hollow - Pantera for me. I hope someone would miss me.
>>29722644
why do you normies feel such a constant need for music every single moment, literally unto your dying breath?
I don't want any fucking noise around when I kill myself. That of all things should be a quiet occasion.
>>29722910
I can't properly think or focus without music. My mind is too loud and I just end up thinking about music instead of whatever is in front of me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cmDgfzpKw5w&feature=youtu.be
>tfw you find something you fapped to years ago
>tfw you have a nostalgia fap
>>29722635
Bible black. Me on the right
>>29722635
>tfw trying to find the video I had my first orgasm to
>tfw when will never see "Anally fucked like a worthless whore" again
>>29722684
>WRONG
Holy shit this brings back memories from jr-sr year
Does anybody know that one hentai with a busty blonde chick forced to have sex with some corporate guy because he had a gun pointed at her? This was like over ten years ago
