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>>29727915
Sorry OP, can't be an intelligent fatfuck and still bang stacies.
>>29727948
... forgot to add: unless you're rich
Context? How many small asian sweatshop workers did this take?
No, girls are attracted to things associated with being smart.
>Speaking multiple languages
>Being well read
>Making a lot of money
>Playing musical instruments
That time when you fucked Mr. Schekels:
Share your story. This happen a couple of years ago.
>Working as a football referee
>Need new cleats
>Is my birthday and grandma wants to buy them for me
>Went to Adidas store because I'm an Adidas cuck
>Always wanted the Copa Mundial
>$100
>"It's OK Anon"
>Fuck yes
>Get to cash register
>"That will be $49 dollars"
>"But weren't they mor.."
>"Shut the fuck up grandma, just smile and swipe"
>"Allrighty, here is your receipt. Enjoy your shoes"
>"You too"
>Word gets around that the price tag on the copa mundial boxes is fucked up
>Friends go to try and buy them
>Register says $49 but the cashiers know by now
> Apparently they lost a lot of money because two weeks latet whey were selling for +$150
> Feels good to this day (I've only bought Sambas for the last 6 years so I've paid my share)
Wow what a total edge lord antihero devil may care snake plisken bad ass punch a cop in the face yolo 420 guy
>>29727974
Seems like youre the one with the edge there m8
Also I forgot
Tfw being that kid growing up who was a gigantic cry baby pussy and would never ever steal or cut somebody short and would sperg if a friend did.
Tfw grown up and praise anybody who rips off a store, especially a retail chain, for being a major cause of job outsourcing and beaner human wave colonization
my mom fucking hates me
>>29727892
i can feel your sadness. i'm sorry
Everybody hates me, sometimes I forget but I quickly get reminded.
You shouldn't care if she hates you. Why should you care? You're on r9k right now. You probably grew up a failure, never average or below average in school, spent all your time on video games, never seemed an active child. Did she fucking care? Did she try everything she could to make you into a well balanced person with talents and hobbies and normal. I fucking doubt it. 90% of robots think not being beaten or abused is the same as having parents who love you. It isnt. Your parents never gave a shit.
>father, mother and brother all under 5'10
>I'm 6'3
who /manofthehouse/ here?
>>29727888
>tfw a chocolate and a vanilla qt will never worship your tiny white dick
>>29727888
Do you have a single source to back up this picture?
>>29727888
Mom's side I'm taller than all the men by at least 5". Dad's side I'm shorter than everybody by 2"
Who wants to play a card game? I was legend last season and now I'm storming up the ranks
Do you know where i can find guides or something on how to become legend?
I played this game for more than 2 years, ma the old gods really killed it for me
>>29727902
Tempostorm and manacrystals are good places to start
https://soundcloud.com/megathrive/mmke2222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTPkMkDf6NQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnD76ZLWEz8 [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQV-w0pnZ3U [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO28c7-ob3k [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcJnffie48 [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVyFaYPAYRI [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1757oWvS4M [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA4W3YRZqPA [Embed] [Embed]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yIkWXcBOws [Embed] [Embed]
>tfw love running so much gave myself tendinitis and miss it terribly
ps. how is my taste?
Ask /mu/ I'm sure they're more athletic than us robots.
My genetically cucked feet make it unadvisable to run, but I do fine with walking long distances in orthotics. One time I made 10km in 2 hours.
Dont know any good music to go with that though. Got any recommendations? Would atmospheric adventure music work?
>>29727919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywK_5bT8z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJiC8FeI2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XofNbkTkuP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5ZUy81Yz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
>>29728032
Cool thx m8
Hiw did you over run yourself anyways?
Robots, I'm sitting here reading Elliots manifesto.
Is manifesto synonymous with blog? Because holy shit, this just seems like a compiled wordpress website.
It's 300 pages explaining his level 60 druid.
Why are we so obsessed with this spoiled, decent looking, chad? Doesn't seem very relatable.
It's around 140 pages..?
>>29727783
>5'8''
>4 inch dick
>chad
Okay I laughed.
Because unlike any of us, he actually did something.
life is fucking pointless
I am so sick of it
I just want to die
death is so fucking pointless
I am sick of it
I just want to live
>>29727660
i didn't feel like shit before I was born
all I felt was nothingness, which is much better than what I feel right now
fuck life
Life is fine, it's just normalfags and their bullshit that pisses me off.
I want a hamburger to celebrate 4th of July
Where should I go?
>>29727604
That depends. Where do you live?
>>29727618
Tennessee family
>>29727633
I don't know much about the area, but I'd treat yourself to something nice if you can afford it. Don't go to a regular fast food joint.
>no hairy legs gf
You're god damn right I don't have a hairy legs gf. I would rather be forever alone. Never understood this fetish.
inuitinua really let herself go
>>29729550
DELETE
THIS
ANON
DELETEBLOX
Some girl told me my watch made me look like a dorky fag. Is it actually that bad?
it's fine
she's being a cunt
>>29727481
Normal people don't pay attention to other people's watches, she probably just wanted to make conversation with you, or else she was serious in which case she's the weird person in the situation for paying attention to shit like that.
why did she say that? either you were being horrible to her or are ugly. women are fucking cunts to ugly guys
Going to a party in a couple of hours, bringing my own whiskey to get as drunk as needed. It will be the first one ever been to. What do people do and how should I act?
>>29727474
when you first start getting a buzz, stop drinking.
liquor is quicker, and its the easiest thing in the world to drink too much and then make a fool out of yourself on top of feeling like death the next day.
take small swigs, if you're embarrassed because "lol you dint drink the whole bottle looser" then offer some to everyone or keep it in a flask.
>>29727474
>What do people do and how should I act?
they stay around their friends unless they are chad in wich case they hang around everyone
if you have no friends you are going to have a bad time
>>29727522
Oh, I'm a heavy drinker already, but I know what you mean. I'm just worried about being bored or being made fun of, I'm a quiet and introverted person already and I'm worried I'll get stuck sitting in a corner by myself.
Is 4 times of fapping a day too much? Keep in mind I also work 10 hours.
>posting zionist scum
I don't come on this shit site to see pictures of Israeli faggots.
>>29727464
>4 times a day
>too much
kek'd
>>29727752
You need to come in JESUS
>be me, 5'6
>brother is 5'7
>tallest person in the close family currently, if not for one uncle who is not around
>mother and grandma (both around 5'3/5'4) start talking about how tall he is
>mother says that he needs to go to a doctor to see if it's normal to be this tall
>grandma agrees
>they say he is not supposed to be so tall, and that soon he's going to hit the ceiling with his head
>Again, he is 5'7
Latin people are fucking retarded.
>>29727423
I know that feel brother
original comment
>tfw im the smallest guy in my family
>at 5'11
>will never feel good about my height because of this
its all about your point of view I guess
>sister is 6'3
>I'm 6'2
>bitch won't stop giving me shit
is an aversion against US-blacks justified ?
i often read how loud aggressive dull feral and violent they allegedly are
im sure there is much exaggeration on here but id like to know about your experiences with blacks in the US or in other countries
>>29727318
No exaggeration. They are like animals (at least here in FL). They fight, steal, scream, litter, and make monkey noisesseriously
They turn any place they live into a shithole. I would give anything to live in a place without niggers.
I think I'm breddy nice desu
>>29727468
have you ever committed a crime? You remind of that one anon who would complain about niggers but spent like a 3rd of his teen years in juvenile hall. He wasn't even smart enough for college or anything
