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How do people even get guns illegally?
The blackmarket
>>29731638
Like the swap meet?
>>29731587
Tor browser
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It's not hard anon, try it yourself
When I was a kid I literally thought I was the protagonist of life. I thought I was the most self aware and introspective being on the planet and everyone around me was an intelligent NPC but not main characters. This also lead me to believe that nothing truly bad could ever happen to me because I'm the main character.
Obviously I now realise how insignificant I am, and how autistic it was of me to think like this
You're still the main character of your life, not life in general though
>>29731541
That's the first step.
The second step is to realise that successful people still believe that. You cucked yourself using logic.
Do you think Donald Trump really thinks anyone else exists?
It's hard to imagine that all the billions of humans have full lives and minds of their own.
how much better woild life be if all women were replaced with ladyboys
>>29731531
Has there been a sequel yet?
It's been like two years with no new update, muh dik demands it
>>29731531
How much better would life be if all men were replaced by ladyboys and all girls became futas?
wake me up when ladyboys actually sound like girls
post edgy jokes
What did the cucumber say to the salad?
NOTHING, cucumbers can not talk!
>>29731542
wow that's pretty edgy man desu
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
brb, gotta go catch a plane
(ecks dee!!!)
I once got drunk and did lewd things with a guy who wasn't drunk online.
Later they regretted it and said I cyber raped them and are telling everyone I forced them to do things.
I'm female.
If true:
>a guy is saying he was cyber raped
we as a species are fucked.
>ywn be cyber raped
>>29731644
This. The human race is doomed if being offended continues to be cool.
And now she's talking shit about me on the phone with one of her boyfriends. Fuck her
>>29731491
Why would you want to see that any way?
>>29731491
>Wanting to go out in public surrounded by normies to watch the fireworks
>Not sitting in your room pretending the distant booms of the fireworks are bombs going off
>>29731491
OP is 30 and needs his mom to take him to see fireworks. kek.
I don't go to the gym, because I'm self-conscious about my body.
But I'm self-conscious about my body, because I don't go to the gym.
Irony can be so painful.
Your second statement isn't necessarily true.
>>29731455
But anon, you can some day dethrone me as king of the robots, but you have to give up mixed-sex gyms
So buy some weights for your home.
i'm going to fucking kill someone tonight
how do i make sure it's not me?
>>29731427
Kill someone else
join the islamic state
that's not gonna work
i need a body
>TFW you have a startup entertainment website
>TFW you friends that you invited to join and help produce content but they do no work
>TFW you want to break out of the NEET life and make money but you can't actually find people to help you do this
Does anyone else know how tough it is when other robots you want to be an entrepreneur and startup your own business?
>>29731423
lmao what the fuck did I mean at the bottom part of my OP
I meant to say does anyone know how tough it is being an entrepreneur?
Have you succeeded at delegating work before?
I have my own business. It's harder than most people think but I also grew up watching my parents, who are also entrepreneurs so I knew what I was getting myself into.
Has anyone else felt a SERIOUS spiritual feeling when reading about the prophet? I've even gotten a 2011 BMW just to be like him and plan to purchase a Sig Sauer P22 if needbe.
>>29731416
he was so supreme and no girls could see it
>>29731416
Today I found out I'm Elliot's 15th cousin. A bit disappointed I'm not closer.
>>29731416
No, he was a retarded autist faggot whose insecurities got his retard ass killed.
>hurr hurr he took out whores though
But he fucking died and accomplished nothing but petty "revenge".
Don't idolize these people. It makes you also retarded.
No friends, no job, extreme loneliness, live with horrible parents, weather in the mid-90s.
Sanity level:
>non-existent
few friends, lots of free time for myself (soon coming to an end), living on my own, exercising multiple times per week, peaceful as fuck.
Sanity level:
>all time high
>both parents dead
>had to move
>no friends
>bored all day
sanity level:
>2/10
>>29731409
>no friends (i have 2 only at work and they still gossip a lot about me behind my back so they're barely friends)
>being in a job i can't quit that goes from 8:30am-6pm+ 5 days a week and I never know the exact time I'll be back
>depression and anxiety and I'm off the pills because they're not helpful and my parents more than convince me not to take them
>I get home and I'm so tired that I go to sleep at 9pm at most.
What a blast - 2/10
I can literally smell your stale clothing through The Internet. No, it's not me, I am psychotic.
Jokes on you. It's not the cloths that smell. I haven't showered in a week.
What the fuck are you talking about bitch
cool story bro what is your point
>ywn save a qt p2t goth girl from a horde of bullies
>>29731359
WHITE KNIGHT TO A
DARK WOMAN
I STILL WONT GET NO LOVIINN
WHITE KNIGHT
DARK WOMAN
>>29731397
You have to be a black knight, anon.
what's p2t
Why can't I get a trap partner? I just want to have someone I can ERP and give gifts too occasionally.
I erp with a qt over tox. They claim to be a girl, and I bet they are a trap, but I don't know for sure. Anyways, it's pretty great. Having an erp friend is great.
>>29731293
because you haven't moved to san fran/SE asia or brazil, that's why
>>29731318
>tfw had a ERP partner for 5 years who claimed to be female
>became really elaborate with their translating male to female issues while trying to remain undetected
>pretty convincing DESU as they were very careful with acting like a woman
>positive he thought he was female in his head with how he'd go in-depth with it
>later on he ends up getting exposed via third party and he's quivering in his boots to me
>tell him i don't care if he was a guy but purely the fact everything about him and what he's done was fake because he wanted attention
>even had some secret online relationship behind my back
>goes quiet after saying sorry twenty times, ends up trying to patch things up the next day
>been a month since I've spoke to him, soon discovered letting go of his E-girl perks means he's now at the bottom of the food chain in how I perceive him.
No wonder so many people pretend to be girls online, the perks are just too rewarding.
How do you even get a job??
originallfjdk
FIRM HANDSHAK3
>>29731264
FUCK YOU EVERY CASHIER JOB I'VE LOOKED AT WANTS PRIOR EXPERIENCE
>>29731529
anon, you're playing the game as wojak. you need to start playing the game as pepe. lie. say you have experience. have your friends be fake references.
