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Would any1 be my girl?
>>29732825
Post more and also source?
I'll treat you right, I promise
>tfw will never be cute enough to be anyone's girl
CIA agent: "If I pull that off will you die?"
Bane: "It would be extremely painful..."
CIA agent: "You're a big guy."
Bane: "...For you!"
haha
>>>/s4s/
you bet your fucking ass I'm original
>>29732773
>got banned from /tv/ for baneposting but they don't ban blacked threads
mods really are faggots
Don't act like it's not funny, I mean seriously this is the most shitty and awkward scene in cinematic history and I'm glad /tv/ still memes this shit
>tfw on the brink of getting a gf
We're all gonna make it
>>29732771
perspective is reality
>>29732771
>tfw on the brink of getting a prostitute
>>29732771
keep calm and carry on OP
we're all gonna make it
Does it reflect worse on women or men that for a man to be considered exceptionally attractive by women, he must fulfill an all around laundry list of items, while for a woman to be exceptionally attractive literally all she has to do is not be too big of a slut and not be fat?
>>29732651
I'm not even trying to defend women but this is absolute bullshit. There are literally daily threads where robots bitch about girls having to be virgins. Not to mention there are tons of other dealbreaker besides being overweight or a slut. If a girl's was ugly enough you wouldn't date her.
The problem isn't standards, it's that most women want stupid things in a guy like fake confidence.
>>29732758
>guy has to be tall, rich, funny, cocky, extroverted, etc etc etc
>girl has to be a Virgin and not stuff her face with food
Yeah I know who has it harder
>>29732817
Look, I agree that women have it easier, but it's not that ridiculous. I know women that will do anything to please some piece of shit. You have to realize that women are generally stupid and don't know what they want. If they say he has to be 6 ft it's usually bullshit so long as you're taller than her you can lie and she won't even care. Also amusing women is easy once you build up the courage, they are boring as fuck so just introduce them to anything. Yes, women have it easy but men don't actually have to fit that criteria, they just have to make a woman believe they do.
Hey boi, wanna wrestle?
>>29732605
Chinese Chad will never force you to wear a cute dress and gently dominate you in the bed while giving you gently kisses and caressing your hair with his strong manly hands.
Why live?
Ok, I'll go easy and let you start by mounting me from the rear.
>>29732605
TREN
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So if I heard right, swedish girls who went to welcome refugees were raped by refugees? And then their men marched in female lingerie to demonstrate against rape?
>>29732603
Yeah.
Now the police is handing out wristbands that say "Do not rape" or something saying it will stop it.
>>29732603
There is a reason I hate my country.
>>29732635
>Now the police is handing out wristbands that say "Do not rape"
Holy fuck whose idea was this? Is this what happens when women are in charge?
>NORMlE, HERE...
>>29732574
Normie here, what's with all the frogposting lads?
>>29732574
>NORMlE, THERE
>NORMlE EVERYWHERE
What do girls eat?
everything in sight
40% of American young women are obese
chad's cum
drhe
I eat eggs, rice, chicken, broccoli, and roast beef (kek) sandwiches. Also Soylent.
I basically get my meal plan from /fit/
>you will never make a fembot feel loved
>>29732498
I've already got my hands full with the few people I've met on /soc/ when I was desperate enough to go there.
>tfw only looking for people to talk to
>tfw three girls and a gay guy fall for you
>tfw I was just trying to be polite and respond earnestly
>You will never come home after work to be greeted by your SO with a hug and a kiss
>>29732700
>soc
Fucking why.
I made a thread yesterday. Is it time to give up?
Yes, she's too busy to care about you.
>>29732439
Now is the time you say "Go out with me? (:?"
ask her out
if her answer is yes good luck
if no move on to the next one
Fucking Normie's disturbing my peace.
I hate I too. I especially hate how everyone needs to make their story on snapchat fireworks. They all look the same anyway, and is not like I can't just look out my window and see some.
If it were up to me, police would be allowed to shoo people on sight if they launched any fireworks around where people live. Who the fuck liked those things? How could you?
I just like this holiday because of the accidents.
>>29733461
Actually launching them in the city is illegal in most places, that doesn't stop official shows or individuals if you live out in the country though
ITT we post robot cuisine pic related chef boyardee
good plating though
gordan ramsey would jizz his pants
>>29732436
you bet your ass he would
I tried to make cinnamon rolls but something went wrong.
what happened to dill weed?
I miss her
>>29732386
i threw her off a bridge after raping her cause she denied me
>>29732386
They deleted their channel after Sam Hyde started literally fucking them.
>>29732408
this is obviously a lie ashley would never deny anyone
Hey /r9k/ its a fa/tg/uy here, what the fuck even is this board for anyways?
5e > 4e
>>29732374
Originally (2008-2012) it used to be a community of socially/emotionally isolated young adults most of them with personal issues. Now its about half normies half trolls.
>>29732394
>not liking 5e by default
>>29732421
thanks anon for the insight
Weird shit you do when you're bored. I pluck my nose hairs out for about an hour before something else catches my attention.
put my hand between butt cheeks while lying in bed.
>>29732368
I like to pee in places where I'm not supposed to pee.
>>29732368
same but with my eyebrows. At least they look nice
and pop pimples too. For like a whole hour
