daily reminder that the cake is a lieI am being completely serious
>>29736763
get out get out Get Out Get Out GEt OUt GEt OUt GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!
At the end of portal 2 when I heard the song I cried a little.
Plz no bully
i loved that game so much
has anyone deciphered the hidden codes yet?
Hey robots, whats a good anime not over infested with moeshit?
Something like NHK or Maid Sama
>>29736706
Bet her vigina is blown out.
>>29736706
Oh my god, I want that dildo...ugh
>Being such bad parents you have a daughter with ear gauges, a tattoo and meme hair who you give a dildo to
>Not just going all the way and fucking her yourself
What was their thought process here?
I'm drunk ask me anything now
>>29736694
what the fuck where did you find that picture of me
>>29736694
>I'm drunk
Don't you lose mana for this?
Whatcha drinking?
What do you think is the root of all human misery, /r9k/?
Freedom.
I was about to get muted for 2 seconds but then I realized "Freedom" is dubiously original.
Desire, mostly
>>29736687
Smug anime girls desu
>tfw you realized everyone you knew was having sex except you
FFFUCK
how fucking difficult is it, women? Just show the slightest fucking amount of interest in the world around you
>hehehehehehhe
>having to hear friends stories about getting laid when you havent gotten laid in 3 years
What are you currently listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rpKQvVsi9Y
>>29736613
Hey, I heard that song before. Think it was in that Seth Rogen/JGL Christmas movie
https://youtu.be/buOz6-bSTpQ
>>29736684
Also I'm gonna bump your thread by just updating with whatever I end up listening to at that moment.
https://youtu.be/pdR-G6LY4SY
>>29736613
The sweet silence of night. Silence as a music preference master race.
How come rednecks can get laid and I can't?
Cause they're normies, and you are posting on an image board frequented by autists, anon.
>>29736551
For the uninitiated:
https://vine.co/v/h3V9QJ6ePEu
Belated Happy 4th of July, everyone!
>>29736551
They have a social circle. I think it's really that simple.
>it's a "historical figures/fictional characters that are literally you" thread
we're probably related, since we are both from old, semi-noble but prone to losing money anglo-welsh families who had been in new england since the 1600s
I hope I get a qt jewish gf like he did
I also hope that doesn't end in divorce
I also hope I don't get colon cancer at 40
I'm Falco
I'm literally Rumata, except I'm not a pedo.
>>29736498
For me it's Arthur Schopenhauer: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
I cant fucking believe it r9k.
Tonight was my chance to loose my virginity but i fucked it up.
I got a girlfriend somehow and we were about to have sex tonight but i couldn't get it in the hole.
I didnt foreplay on here but it just wouldn't go in.
I eventually lost my boner and we gave up.
Im not huge either slightly above average size.
She was letting me go in raw too this is so humiliating.
Lemme tell ya something OP. This is for next time you're in this situation, and seeing as you've gotten into this mess one time you can do it again.
When it comes to guys, we're like an on-off switch when it comes to how horny we are. With women it's kinda like a turning slider. Ya gotta do the foreplay and get her ready for it, and trust me, it'll be a lot easier to find the hole when she's feelin it.
>>29736473
We were both in the mood i think but i was limp and it wouldn't slide in. Thanks for the reply tho.
what the fuck faggots with erectile dysfunction can get laid but I can't?
this isn't even fair
your gf is literally wasted on you
FUCKING WASTED
I ate so much my tummie hurts but I still feel empty inside
How do I solve
>>29736423
You must not eat anything. Imagine if you could look like chad in a month. Sounds great, right? You don't even need muscle, you probably have a lot from lugging your fat ass around in the first place!
>>29736441
I usually don't, which is why my tummie hurts, Sometimes I'd go a day eating only a single pack of ramen and/or a bowl of cereal
But I feel so bad overall the past week, I lost control today and couldn't ignore the void it's always there
How do I solve??
please respondoriginalsaboriginaloregonoragami
will you say yes, to a women if asked robots?
>>29736402
For the right woman? Definitely.
>>29736402
probably not. if a woman is unfeminine enough to ask, next thing she'll be telling
YES
The picture really helped with that.
But real life isn't as pictured...
Last thread died. Get in here, friends.
>>29736388
That's not comfy at all.
>>29736816
Comfy is in the eye of the beholder.
>>29736850
Are we talking about the perspective of the birds? Then I could see what you mean
Who else /existentialist/?
How can you make that statement and still refer to the self as if it's there?
>>29736373
Absolutely disgusting. Heidegger took the time to write out a letter saying Sartre was totally wrong. The humanist buckshit doesn't help. Essence preceding existence holds epistemologically
>>29736373
1980 just called, they say yur not being "DEEP" enough.
I've recently become fascinated with investigative images of underwater disasters. But I only have 2 in my entire collection so far.
So yeah ITT underwater disasters.
1st one is AirAsia Flight QZ8501, crashed in Java Sea in December 2014, killing about 150. Photo from Indonesian Navy.
>>29736368
And the 2nd one is a migrant boat that sank off the coast of Italy in May this year, killing about 400. Photo from Italian Navy.
>Only the shoes were left on the wreckage of the titanic because all of the bodies have already dissolved
>>29737533
Metal as hell man
>he doesn't spend time writing
i do nothing but write posts on 4chan so checkmate
>>29736327
nah I saw what happened to Tao Lin
fuck the lit scene
You're getting fatter by the day lmao