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Hi guys, today I finally realize how shitty my life is and how it's gonna get worse each year passing.
>22
>no degrees, no job
>virgin because I'm a fag and I hate myself
>still living with my parents
>don't know what to do with my life
What really bothers me is that I had a perfect childhood and big dreams for my future life.
I'll never be happy again like I used to be when I was a kid.
The past 4 years, I tried my best to do the right thing. I wanted to become part of the society.
But now I know I was just wasting my time, and today, I finally accept it. I'm broken.
>>29740640
>finally realize how shitty my life is
>I had a perfect childhood
>The past 4 years, I tried my best to do the right thing
>no degrees, no job
>>29740640
Way too early to be giving up man. Give it another 10-20 years. Actually get off your ass and try. Go to the library and read some books.
>>29740730
I read but it doesn't change anything mate.
Give me a sign God
I am calling out to you
>>29740603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R2IJFCUBFs
>>29740603
Stop being such a loser and maybe I'll answer your prayers for once.
>>29740603
Trips and God loves you
hey fags,
name's Dan. Just here to remind you losers that you guys are all insecure fat, fugly, man children with no lives. You lonely fucktards probably never seen a vagina in real life lmao. Maybe its because no sane girl wants to fuck some racist neckbeard who thinks he was too smart for school despite flunking out and living in their mom's basement. fucking pathetic. While you guys were too busy jerking off to ponies and traps, I was busy fucking the prom queen while being valedictorian and getting admissions from every ivy league university. Do the world a favor and kill yourselves because youre wasting my air.
>pic related its me and my gf
>>29740601
Your gf looks like my sex doll.
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "the man with the plan and the van" Schneider
For real though, how does a dude that looks like that get her? He must be rich as fuck.
What was the first song you ever kissed to /r9k/?
>>29740557
do people really keep track of those kinds of things? I've honestly never had sex to music or cared about the music playing the first time I kissed someone, and I'm a normie who's been with my fair share of sloots.
>>29740557
Pretty sure it was this or somewhere in that part of TDKR
https://youtu.be/oCG0c7_xll4
I also lost my virginity to the same movie. Was a 4/10 experience.
it was some vaporwave music shit, i don't remember. probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
>tfw no qt gf to rub her toes on my dick head
>>29740543
>tfw did a double take thinking this was some underage girl's foot
this website has really screwed me up
>>29740543
When I first looked at this I thought that foot had some kind of weird growth on it.
Do most chicks have smelly toes?
>try out new activity
>slowly get frustrated
>get bored in 10 minutes and put it down
>go and play overwatch for the rest of the day
>rinse and repeat
How do i stop this from happening
i do the inverse.
i fucking suck at overwatch.
why can't casual fortress 2 still be fotm
>feel like playing overwatch
>too lazy to move from bed
>stay in bed
>>29740511
Sounds like you have ADHD, try adderal or intermittent fasting, I have ADHD and when I do either of those two things it makes me want to get shit done and it makes my mind feel very clear.
>it's a "Goldstein brainwashes robots to like boipucci for his own gain" episode!
Instead of bringing all the focus to jews, just make success and wellness threads, or self help threads of some kind. You can redpill people about the merchant menace later on or whatever.
You're showing concern for society, on a board that purports to hate society. Really makes you think.
>>29740600
You're dumb.
This board hates elements of society and accuses Jews (along with others) for being responsible for such.
Can anyone who works or has worked in porn ever be worthy or more than just a pump and dump?
How about a prostitute who works in private?
Could you ever get past it?
I don't care about the muh pure gf meme, but let's be honest, if you are a sex worker of any kind it's because you're fucked up
>>29740510
Most women do it because it's good money, primarily. But yea alot of them have family and/or drug problems, too.
>>29740477
I went to a brothel and fucked a fat hooker who I really got along well with. She put her number in my phone and made me promise to call her. Told her I would but never did. Just wasn't interested in anything more with a prostitute.
Maybe if she was hotter. Really don't even know why I paid to fuck a fat chick. She was cool, I'll admit that. But you're supposed to be able to bang fatties for free.
Who else here /untriggerable/?
>Grew up quiet
>Never raged at a game, even when losing
>Ignore bait threads
>Don't reply to "fembots"
>Cuck meme has no affect on me
>Always calm or sad but never angry
I honestly don't understand why people get so angry
Get in here stoic robots
>>29740468
>Never raged at a game, even when losing
You've obviously never played CS:GO.
>>29740500
I have, I've had dumb teammates and I've had good ones
Everyone has good and bad matches, sometimes the RNG favors you and sometimes it doesn't
>>29740468
I am very /triggerable/
>grew up fighting with brother
>get extremely angry when electronics malfunction
>get angry at bait threads existing
>get angry at people replying to fembots
>cuck meme disgusts me
>always angry and having some mass murderer fantasy
Only 40% of men managed to reproduce over the course of history.
Why should that be different nowadays, when media tells bitches what they should aim for?
Give me a good reason I should reproduce?
Give me a good reason anyone should?
>>29740431
That's cool, but I still need to get my dick wet, fuck having kids.
Not all reproduce
But most do get laid, even more has gotten kissed, even more has had a hug
Just end it already famalamadingdong
>have no ID other than my original birth cert from my birth
>handed down laptop shits itself
>going to have to get finance from a loan shark for a new laptop
>need photo ID
>need my birth cert to get said photo ID
>Cant find birth cert
>tear mothers house down looking for it
>not found
>cant get new computer
>cant even prove who i am
How did i get to 29 with no actual identification?
Do i even exist?
>>29740406
I keked heartily
>>29740406
>Do i even exist?
I don't think you really do at this point, officially. There's no way to prove it's your birth certificate, if you find it of course. If you don't, it's pretty bad.
>>29741067
I knoww
>>29741180
Mum says i can order a new one off of the phone. But idk.
What does the acronym "meme" stand for?
my earthly mind endures
make
every
meme
enjoyable
>>29740425
but what does meme mean?
>tfw you fap to cuck porn
I'm taking a stand. I don't wanna be a beta cuck anymore. If I stop fapping to it, will it go away?
I don't really care what porn I watch as long as the woman is attractive. If I watch cuck porn, it's basically the same as watching a regular porn vid, except there's some random guy in the corner with his face in his hands that they cut to occasionally. You people take memes too seriously. You might even say that all porn is cuck porn but it's not like i'll ever meet or have the chance to fuck the pornstars anyway.
You've already watched it, and now you'll forever be a cuck.
>>29740362
Yeah but do you
>fap to the idea of your gf getting pounded by chad regularly
?
ety to blame for the rise of femdom, specifically in white men? I have an inexplicably strong urge to worship a latina's feet. I also want a Hispanic girl to spank me over her knee like a child. How do we solve this degeneracy?
>>29740281
commit suicide until degenerates cease to exist
>theres a rise in it if it's my problem
>>29740281
Hispanic here. The type of girls who go for white guys are generally the type of people you do not want to start a relationship with or a family. Most are gold digging, whores who will leave you when all the money runs dry. They also do it for papers which is quite shameful.
I had a dream that I was in a nice looking hotel. Kind of old fashioned but as big as a mansion. It was pretty fucking metal.
When is this high waisted jeans/swimsuits/shorts meme going to end? She looks like she is wearing a diaper.
>>29740263
>people pay $320 for a bikini
HAHAHAHA
>>29740482
it's obviously not intended for poorfags like us. 320 bucks is like us spending a dollar to the people that buy designer stuff.
