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I finally reached stable, terminal neetdom.
My bipolar single mother had a manic episode earlier this year because her free clinic fucked up their filing and the episode ended with me getting wrongfully arrested, criminal charges still pending.
I've forgiven her and still live here, but what little respect I had for her is completely depleted. She's accepted that my life has been a series of misfortunes and doesn't care anymore that I have no desire to interact with anyone and prefer to keep to myself. I think she's just happy I haven't killed myself yet.
My dad used to push me to find work or accomplish something. Now he just texts me every other day hoping for a reply. He used to threaten to take me off the phone bill, now he understands that it wouldn't make a difference whether or not I have a phone. It used to frustrate him that I have no aspirations or long term plan, now he just throws unconditional admiration at me praying that maybe I'll turn things around.
The friendships that I made during high school and shortly after at my miserable college experience have all vanished. I've been completely forgotten. No one reaches out to me, they probably don't even think about me. And it doesn't phase me at all.
No one bothers me anymore, to the extent that I'm forced to interact with them. I can keep to myself every day for weeks at a time without any repercussions.
>>29744346
That's such a bad situation anon.
Just find a game to play and find online friends.
>>29744346
That's great, Anon.
Original posting destroyed this board.
If you look closely enough, you'll find bubbles even in sand.
Think about it.
What if SHTF? Haven't you ever thought about how all of ours effort about improving in order to become productive members of society will soon become wasted time, considering the recent happenings?
Why not becoming a prep like papa Vikernes says?
Varg vikernes is some loser who killed his friend over nothing and got even more paranoid in prison. Why should anyone take advice from him?
>>29744198
>implying I'm able bodied enough for shtf
Normie get out
>>29744297
Topkek "loser"
Has there ever been a time in history when wagekeks weren't getting blown the frick out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsyHQgiem8c
this thread is important
lmao crass graffiti in a fucking wham video
>>29744162
Thisis probably the closest they ever got: some "515" thing they talked about a few months ago.
Hows the holiday hangover treating you today, wagies? Bet that alarm clock was a grinding, awful reminder of the monotonous suffering you will be dealing with for the next 30 years as you drag yourself out of bed and try your hardest not to cry in the shower, knowing Mr. Shekelstein will have a nice fat stack of reports to work through in retribution for getting an extra day off.
But hey, its almost lunch! Then you can stand in another long line and work on your 5th cup of coffee for the day.
>>29744148
Sorry about your thread mate
>>29744148
Only a miserable, self-loathing wagecuck could have written that.
Are you sure you mother thinks your language is acceptable?
I'm sure you're about to lose some GBP - Careful!
Which ones of these is the best robots?
Which ones if any help with brain energy, connecting the dots so I don't feel so fucking anxious and worried.
I know alcohol is a better solution, but muh job etc.
I just wanna feel a bit better mentally.
In before medication I wana try this before I go down this route
The blue, 15 cal per serving one. There is a formula to these and it's actually sort of effective, and the blue one has it without a lot of the sugar. I drink them on occasion.
Tbh familia every energy drink has pretty much the same affect if you get addicted enough so just pick the one you think tastes best and go from there
>>29744121
>Dosn't just listen to Reviewbrah
Sage
What the fuck do I do?
I planned the date to be around a cafe and then afterwards we go to the museum and then end off with dinner.
Literally these last few hours before I am thrown into the wild with this girl I must entertain is crazy. How do I do it?
What are some last minte tips. Please help me robots.
>museum
MUSEUM
U
S
E
U
M
>"Thanks for taking me to a FUCKING MUSEUM you turbofaggot"
something like that
ask her opinion on the pieces in the museum and be really interested in her comments
try holding her hand
eat food politely
just keep asking questions and keep the convo going and you won't go wrong
>>29744083
>museum
Dude.
D U D E
U
D
E
Take her to the cinema
We are a bunch of weebs looking for more people to talk to. No girls allowed. Weebs needed. No fucking normies
https://discord.gg/u8yJ7 forgot link lol
>>29744067
what if i no longer watch anime? i still enjoy VNs and manga but i find that anime has died since the light novel - harem phase has taken over.
my point is do you guys talk about other stuff or only anime?
>>29744108
We talk about other stuff i guess. If your a weeb its fine
What percentage of men do you think prefer thin/petite/tiny girls over curvy/"thick" girls?
>>29744056
Probably close to 95% of guys would choose the right over the left, I think.
Very few guys would genuinely choose the left over the right, and if they did they would have reasons more than "muh dick" for choosing it. They'd choose her because they feel threatened by the right and insecure with themselves.
>>29744056
Girls think sexy > cute while it's actually cute > sexy.
>>29744056
I like both, checkm8
Had a girl
She acted like my gf and used me all the time
Told everybody i am her bf
>Never kissed me on he lips
>Never had sex with me
no matter what i did, or acted or tried
Went like this for two years until our careers separated us for good
>... few years passed
Out of nowhere a girl started to be interested in me this spring
Not my type but we gave it chance and started to meet all arround town
Started to like her more and more. Proposed.
The same scenario is happening
She just changed over night and orders me shit all arround, stoped kissing after first week, just turn her head arround when we meet
i am not allowed to other girls, checks my chatlogs name it..
Worst is i am in love and she does not trust me.
i am out this game for good
>>29744007
You sound stupid, you deserve to be treated like this
Good luck with the marriage op
>>29744029
i am just retarded KHV robot what did you expect?
I will pay escorts and enjoy the rest of my life
Fuck this succubi shit
>>29744007
>>Never kissed me on he lips
>>Never had sex with me
Sorry for being blunt but you've got no one to blame but yourself. If a girl is into you, she'll want to kiss all of the time. And if you're both adults sex should happen within 10 days at the most. Also, early on in relationship young people tend to have sex all of the time.
Next time judge a girl by how she acts not by what she tells you and others.
Is it awkward if you go to the beach with your girlfriend and you get a boner? How would the typical girlfriend react to boners in public?
Depends on how YOU react to it. If you sperg out and start saying a bunch of retarded shit and act like an embarassed faggot it's probably going to gross the girl out. But if you don't give a shit she will probably stare at it and love that hard dick
getting a boner in public with your GF present is Defcon 1. it's a snow ball effect of her getting horny, which makes you horny, making your boner persist, making her hornier as time goes on, until eventually you have to leave for her to "get the cum out".
"get the cum out" is when it's just a means to an ends so you can get back to your vacation or whatever you were doing.
No one will fault you for having a boner when your gf is that hot. It will happen less over the duration of your relationship.
Which one do you think has taken more dicks?
left, obviously
blox
definitely the left one,i would say about 36% more dicks received
>>29743956
Left by far
Why do white people always have weird shit going on with their skin? They always have some red bullshit or moles or freckles or some garbage
I don't think I've ever seen a white person with clean skin compared to, say, Koreans, or any other race that actually cares about their appearance
I just looted and pawned some gold. I got ~320 us dollars. This is more than the average monthly pay where i live. Ask me anything.
I earn that in two days
Ask me anything
Im from reddit AMAyou cucks
>>29743900
where'd you loot it from?
>>29743945
no one cares
>tfw you look at all the lonely people
Is that young gaben?
I thought he was always fat
>tfw when you pick up the rice
>>29743914
johnlennon.jpg
>Is that young gaben?
is this baiting or are you just retarded?
>mfw she says to me "good night daddy, i love you"
why aren't you robots participants in dd/lg, the best kink known to man?
mfw i say goodnight to my mommy gf everynight
(best feeling)
>>29743868
Hey Doj..
it's because I'm not a faggot.
>>29743868
>wanting a literal womanchild to drain you of time, money, and effort for negligible reward
Might as well have a real daughter desu. At least they're actually cute.
>according to the anonymous survey, more than 20% of women aged 18-25 have had sexual fantasies involving animals, often recurring. The animals featuring most prominently in these scenarios are dogs, horses and pigs[...]
>>29743835
That's a rather rude way to talk about black guys.
>>29743869
/thread thread thread
originale kale
girls just cant resist the BHC
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