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can't help it, her smile makes my weewee grow
>>29741138
her fake tiddies and the fact that she does mostly black porn makes my weewee the small weewee.
>>29741231
your weewee doesn't need to be "made" to be that way.
>>29741231
>mfw I don't even wath her porn
>mfw I only have some pics of her to fantasize about
Thoughts on this girl? Why do mods automatically ban hammer anyone who posts abut her?
Because she was literally in highschool when she did it.
>>29741094
qt but too dirty
>>29741128
no...
>>29741128
She was still 18 though my dude.
Tell the truth, how many of you are actually over-weight virgins living in your parents house? Bonus points if you live in the basement with weeb figures and posters. How did you get this way brobot? Any plans to move out?
>weeb as a child
>grow out of it
>become adult, live away from home
>lost touch with manga & animoos because I believed the 'it's for kids' meme
>lie awake staring at the ceiling or watching YouTube most nights
>hoping I get this job
>can't afford overwatch, Witcher 3, Street Fighter V, guilty gear, anything
>still no gf
>still don't fit normal society
>have never been to a con
>watch Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
>dust off my old Berserk issues
>reminds me of being young & happy watching Gundam with my friends
Sometimes I think I should have stayed in the rabbit hole. Sometimes I think I should dive back in. Not like I have real friends since I gave up vidya & anime.
So, sure. I left the basement six years ago, OP. The question is at what cost.
>>29741061
Not me. I'm in pretty good shape.
90% of my friends and acquaintances live with their parents in our mid 20s. Housing is expensive here and job opportunities are shit. If you're not in a steady relationship with a working partner you live to pay rent and that's it and that's a shitty way to waste your young years.
I'm a virgin because I was a scrawny ugly nerd as a teenager and an inexperienced virgin with a chip on my shoulder in my 20s.
>>29741061
I'm not. I'm turning 20 this month, I spent most of 2016 living alone while going to Uni and the second half of 2015 I spent in the military because of mandatory military service. Currently living home for the summer and moving back on my own in September to continue my education. I'm 5'7 and slightly underweight, currently go to gym 4 times a week, though I have no friends because of rough social anxiety and slight depression. Only weeb related possession I have are the first 7 Tokyo Ghoul volumes and the first volume of Berserk
FUCKING WHITES GET OFF OUR WOMEN
REEEEEE
>>29740958
Is she asian? Mexican?
>>29740971
looks like a chink
>>29740958
STOP TOUCHING BLACK BOT PROPERTY! THE BLACK WOMEN ARE OURS GO FUCK ASIANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Attorneys and a physician recently had a report published in the Journal of Law, Medicine and Ethics (a peer-reviewed medical journal) wherein they demonstrate that male circumcision is already illegal.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27338602
Abstract:
>The foreskin is a complex structure that protects and moisturizes the head of the penis, and, being the most densely innervated and sensitive portion of the penis, is essential to providing the complete sexual response. Circumcision-the removal of this structure-is non-therapeutic, painful, irreversible surgery that also risks serious physical injury, psychological sequelae, and death. Men rarely volunteer for it, and increasingly circumcised men are expressing their resentment about it.Circumcision is usually performed for religious, cultural and personal reasons. Early claims about its medical benefits have been proven false. The American Academy of Pediatrics and the Centers for Disease Prevention and Control have made many scientifically untenable claims promoting circumcision that run counter to the consensus of Western medical organizations.
>Circumcision violates the cardinal principles of medical ethics, to respect autonomy (self-determination), to do good, to do no harm, and to be just. Without a clear medical indication, circumcision must be deferred until the child can provide his own fully informed consent.In 2012, a German court held that circumcision constitutes criminal assault. Under existing United States law and international human rights declarations as well, circumcision already violates boys> absolute rights to equal protection, bodily integrity, autonomy, and freedom to choose their own religion. A physician has a legal duty to protect children from unnecessary interventions. Physicians who obtain parental permission through spurious claims or omissions, or rely on the American Academy of Pediatrics' position, also risk liability for misleading parents about circumcision.
spuriously "original" bump
>>29740922
perfect, but will liberals ban circumcision performed by muslims?
>>29740922
Is it banned in US yet?
So, how about we start a cult /r9k/?
No edgy shit but a neet cult
>>29740919
No need anon. We already have a cult.
>>29740937
Alright, how do i join
>>29740949install gentoooriginal fampai
>tfw walked into mom having sex with her boyfriend again
>joined them
>>29740889
Post a pic of her panties
orignal
>>29740898
>mommy says shes preggo again
Advice thread, I really want to play Monopoly edition.
This is a thread where people can ask questions and talk about their problems, and I will try and give answers and advice. This thread is an alternative to /adv/ specifically for the people on this board.
>inb4 reeeeee get off my board
>done horrible things in my life
>thought i was a good person
>turns out I'm a huge selfish degenerate
>thinking maybe I should kill myself
>>29740873
I just discovered that my exgf ( i still love her) is a lesbian
What should i do ?
Going into the military soon, but when should I tell them I'm trans? Should I tell my recruiter? Or wait until the end of boot camp? I just don't want to fuck anything up for myself. I think it helps that I'm FtMinb4 kill yourself
Who here /muslim neet/ ?
Isn't that haraam?
>>29740853
Where are you from and are you cute?
>>29740853
Here
>tfw had some FBI agents interview me last week because some white normies at my High school said they saw me browsing some terrorist sites
>Worst customer edition
>This customer walks through the door and you instantly know your day is gonna take a right turn to shitty town
Who is it, retailbots?
>the "5 foot 7 inch blonde woman with her hair up in a bun and sunglasses and hoop earrings with the "I want to speak to your manager" body language comes up and says "I wanna speak to your manager".
If I don't respond when you say, "Have a nice day/See you", does it annoy you?
>work in produce
>the worst customer walks in
Several things can happen here
>"do you have this special herb that even whole foods won't have?"
Fuck no, we're not a specialty produce store
>"can you check in the back?"
SURE because as everyone knows the back is a magical portal to all the produce you could ever want
>"this produce isn't good enough, go get me a new one"
Bitch half the time there's nothing wrong with the produce, just be happy you can go to a store and buy vegetables instead of having to grow them yourself.
ITT: We share our 2 favourite films of all time
Apocalypse Now
Bottle Rocket
Go!!!
>>29740819
Recht!, Mein Fuhrer??
>Mobile Suit Gundam: Encounters in Space
>The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Call me a pleb weeb, but I love those two movies. I think I've seen Encounters in Space 7 times now, and I still tear up a little at the scene where Lalah dies. It's the perfect ending to a series.
Apocalypse now is a good movie OP. I should rewatch it sometime soon.
>>29740964
speak english u motherfuckin' faggot, goddamn
>get charged with misdemeanor possession of less than 1 oz of marijuana
>parents will kick me out if they find out
How fucked am I bros?
Where are you from OP?
Fedblox
>>29740776
How would your parents even find out? Do they open your mail?
>>29740818
OP is probably underage
Sup fembots
Fembot here
I'm a fembot
Woman
Girl
Sorry I only date 6'0 or taller
>>29740785
>I only date 6'0 or taller
I'm 6'2
what's up with your balls man, looks like something out of half life
How do i as a 5'4 spic manlet compete against a 10/10 white Chad?
>be 5'8" hispanic
>Chad bullied me in high school
>fucked his gf before they made it official
>found my sd cafrd from 3 years ago with a screenshot of her tits
I can easily pm Chad with that image but idk what's stopping me
>>29740774
Do it anon
>mfw I stalk 10/10 blonde Stacies at school
>tfw forced some blonde Stacy to move schools because of me creeping her out
>>29740831
Maybe i should, it's time he got his comeuppance.
How do you pronounce the word ''cuck''?
I always pronounce it like ''cook'' but i have a feeling that's not correct.
I pronounce it cuck
>>29740676
the way its spelled
it rhymes with "duck", you mongoloid
