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Im writing an ebook detailing the events of a fictional beta uprising. It's going to be called "manefesto" and will be from the point of view of a robot who slowly becomes more and more delusional due to lack of social contact.
Can robots pitch me some ideas for the book?
>>29738578
If you're looking for ideas on a book you want to write, you probably can't write.
chapter one: A study in Reeeeeeee
Our unwashed hero looks into his computer screen intently, he has just witnessed the most devastating sight in his life....
>>29738578
Don't go super dystopian, and make it through the perspective of his only friend who is able to curb his rash behavior, and then have the friend die or something
Can't speak for the normalfags, but it's so easy to troll on /r9k/. People here get triggered and offended over everything.
>>29738537
I just come here to shitpost
like >>29739350 said
shooting fish in a barrel can be fun in its own way
>>29738537
i stay here because it pisses normies off. the secret is that trolling is a meme
>>29739350
There are very few actual robots. Most "robots" are just trolling. This board is not actually full of angry autistic virgins.
Britbots lend me your power..
So my cousin is moving to London tomorrow, and he's
really hoping i can fly out and visit him sometime.
First off, I hope I can and if so I can't fucking wait. I've always wanted to go to the UK. Football is alright but i fucking love British people and their culture. I've always dreamed of having a qt British gf.
Well that's never going to happen, but if i go visit my cousin and he shows me a night on the town, what do British girls generally think of american guys? Do they dislike us and think we're idiots? If not, how can I act to be irresistible to your women?
Seriously. Don't hate. I would love to meet a British gal to just hang out with for a night and exchange numbers with to be buds with, maybe even get a hug or a peck on the cheek goodbye. Don't worry britbots, I probably won't cuck you. After all, I am a robot. We're brothers.
>>29738495
An addendum from not OP.
Do Brit slags love American men the same way that all American ho's instantly get faucet wet for British men?
>>29738531
OP here. I doubt it but my friend says yes. Then again, he never got a British chick to like him, he just had s British stripper tell him he has a nice smile. He acted like he was hot shit for that when it was a stripper and all she was trying to do was get his money probably.
>Do Brit slags love American men the same way that all American ho's instantly get faucet wet for British men?
Some girls will, some girls won't desu.
HOWEVER if you are in London like your first post suggests, bear in mind it's a super international city and an American accent is not gonna be anything particularly special
>You don't mind if I go right on the lawn do you sweetie?
>>29738492
>You don't mind if I kick you in the face, do you you cunt?
yeah I do actually, I think you better leave
>>29738492
What the fuck are you doing bitch? do you want me to get a cheese grater and ram it up your ass and pull it out a few times. Dumb bitch you will kill the grass.
I'M THE BIG FUCKING GIANT!!
*unzips dick and starts pissing on everyone*
>wearing leopard underwear
>>29738483
you ever get the urge to film yourself shitting on your face?
>>29738572
Kek, good one senpai
my entire world is collapsing right now r9k
I've been drinking alone in a hotel and I don't know what to do anymore.
I'm alone. And I've been alone for so long....
I can't go on like this anymore.
Got anything to help cheer me up, r9k?
>>29738446
why are you so glum, aside from being alone, and in a hotel?
>>29738520
I just want to end it all.
No one will ever want me. I have to beg my parents to hang out with me or spend time with me.
My future has no hope.
I'm a nobody.
I'm nothing.
Happy 4th of July...
You should only be like this if your life has an irreparable checkmate aspect that will come and haunt you with 99% certainty.
Like Steven Collins orme
Most of the robots that complain on here don't actually have people or situations out there that actively work against them and seek to destroy their lives. They have nothing HOLDING them back. I wish I was drinking in a hotel room alone, if that was my only problem. I have 200 people or more that want nothing more than read of my suicide in the paper and then meet up and piss on my grave.
How can fem-bots even compete?
By beating that fish eyed bitches face in with a bat. If she's dead I don't need to compete.
>>29738449
Why would you do such thing?
>>29738549
>tfw will never throw her head first into a wall and hear the sweet sound of her skull crackin then watch her brains spilling all over the concrete
Who is the real you?
The one on the internet or the one in public?
>>29738391
There is no real me, only memes.
both of them, I dont care what anyone thinks of me
Internet, without a doubt.
Soon I'll have enough to be an investor NEET and then I'm quitting my job and going full COMFY
Who is the most attractive women on earth and why is it Rihanna?
>>29738389
I have such a boner for black girls.
And yet I'm a submissive bf like 60 percent of the time. No black girl wants to be a mommy gf.
Fuck my life.
>>29738414
>tfw no Rihanna gf
you're in the wrong place normal scum
I created a simple code, and I wanna see how fast you can solve it. The hidden message is about a Blizzard Entertainment game, so it isn't anything important. Good luck.
18.3.16.16.25.12
7.17
18.6.3
26.3.17.18
16.25.1.3
7.12
17.18.25.16.1.16.25.4.18
>>29738366
Release dates for their games?
>>29738393
No, but it could be kinda true desu.
It's about a specific game that already exist.
>>29738366
RCPPYL
GQ
RFC
YCQR
PYAC
GL
QRYPAPYDR
==ROTATE 13==
EPCCLY
TD
ESP
LPDE
CLNP
TY
DELCNCLQE
Welp, I'm out of ideas.
Anon? How'd you end up on the path? You seemed fairly happy.
I guess I did too.. but I started to let the mask slip off. People said I looked miserable at times. Eventually I gave up on the mask altogether.
Something doesn't quite work in my head. It doesn't produce enough of.. something. Some kind of neurotransmitter. It causes depression and disrupts my memory badly. Combine that with everything else..
That's enough about me, anyhow. I want to know how you got here.
Fuck off with your science, I ain't ever got pussy and as a man that makes me feel like shit it's simple
>>29738363
Getting it wouldn't fix you, anon. I hope you realize that and prepare yourself before the time actually comes.
You aren't going to nut and be cured.
>>29738335
>get to 27 as a kissless virgin
>force myself to fall inove and get a gf
>easier than I thought
>diagnosed with heavy anxiety but feel nothing inside
>never had an official job
>people are starting to realise there's something wrong.
As long as I can get out of NEETdom I'll be fine, but I know there's something wrong. Only reason I didn't go full crazy is because of my own principles, else I'd be a rather shitty person. I feel no regrets or shame.
>He lies on the internet about his job/salary
>He lies on the internet about his height
>He lies on the internet about a gf/friends
>>29738321
I'm actually extra truthful on here because there's no reason to lie on a Tibetan underwater basket weaving mural.
>teacher - 50k
>5'11
>1 year with a girl
>still unhappy
>>29738321
i dont lie on r9k but i do lie to steam friends and whatnot about having a girlfriend etc. just so they stop asking if i'm ok all the time
Is there any point getting /fit/ and /fa/ as a manlet?
Seems like it would be like polishing a turd. Won't people be like "who is this Bruno Mars motherfucker trying to impress?"
>>29738312
depends on your looks man. bruno can still get girls at 5'5 and bieber is 5'9.
>>29738421
>names literally everyone in the country knows and obscenely rich
>naturally good looking faces
comparable to a below average guy indeed
>>29738312
Depends bruh how much manlette we talking here? can you ride Splash mountain?
Anybody here like women with vaginas? Personally they're my favourite
>>29738258
women with vaginas?
go back to /pol/ you backwards redneck
>>29738258
Sauce? Please that is hot as fuck my dude(trying to make this "original")
>>29738258
They're the best, anon. Don't let these faggots influence you, we all deserve real girlpussi
My friend's girlfriend went on an after graduation trip and shes getting drunk and grinding up on other guys. She stopped responding to him but she still posts on her snapchat getting wasted and partying. He wont admit that hes a fucking cuck. How can I show him the light and save him
What a fucking beta cuck
He knows he's a cuck. But because he's a beta, he'll forgive her.
>>29738243
I hate that, i cant let him forgive her hes being so weak he doesnt understand how shameful it is
