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Post 6 to 10/10s from you're folder
>>29738196
This is my final post of the night.
I'd like to meet a cute girl like this, in a bookshop in Ft. Lauderdale, go see a movie later in the night, then take her back to my hotel and take each other's virginity.
I don't even like Asians.
absolutely ideal
do 19ish black girls that don't have yellow fever exist?
i saevd that image anon, just letting you know
>>29738177
19ish? I bet there are at least a few more than 19.
If you don't have yellow fever something is wrong with you
>tfw my nipple hair is longer than my beard
>tfw more hair on ass than head
>>29738165
one of my nipple hairs is LITERALLY longer than my erect penis
>no acne on face or chest
>back is festering with pimples
>cyst patch growing in my thigh ( that or lymph cancer ).
fug
How can we able to get a gf like this robots?
>>29738131
impossibibble, famiglia unless she's Ukrainian and you've got hard currency, then we could rent her
You aren't a robot. Robots don't want a gf. Take your tfw no gf and am a virgin fml threads to /adv/ you failed normie.
>>29738131
>>29738131
Money. Sounds like a meme, but money will overcome any shortcoming you may have. I've had women who diss me tell me how much they miss me when they found out my family is loaded.
Minecraft is a comfy game. If you don't think so, then don't reply. Go to your qq over being a virgin and having no gf threads.
What are your favorite Minecraft mods?
>>29738090
I don't really enjoy building things, just looking for resources desu
I miss playing with my 4chan friends. They werent on the current servers when I checked.
>>29738090
fusion reactors are comfy
So, does anyone in here know how to deal with learning that their father is in fact mortal, and will probably die within the next decade or so? I went out with him today for the fourth and he was scared of the mountain road we had to cross. I finally saw him scared for the first time in my life.
Pic not related.
fuck you, this is more important than today's 121st boivag thread
please, respond robots I need you worthless fools to guide me
>>29738066
>>29738678
accept it
not a pretty thought but it's true
the sooner you accept and deal with it the easier it'll be dealing with it when the time comes
Don't dwell on it otherwise the fear of it will eat away at you and only make the goodbye harder
Rate my face robots. I don't mind negatives if you have any.
>>29737995
Face is fine, nothing a confident smile couldn't improve though
>>29738010
Since you were nice about it.
>>29737995
I'm sorry, you're weird as fuck. But at least you're not a shitskin like me
What could I spend $1000 USD on that would generate maximum happiness?
Drugs.
Oregano xD
>>29737959
Clothes to make you look good. Follow this guide
>>>/fa/11474071
>>29737959
sex slave from asia or ukraine
Who here /sociallyisolated/?
I haven't fucking physically spoken/hung out with someone my own age in TWO MONTHS, I just sit at my house all day jacking off, browsing the internet and playing video games. I've been looking for work but haven't had any luck, been unemployed two months now so just living that NEET life for right now. I have no friends in my town, I can't find people my own age who want to even give me the time of day or hang out with me, and most of them are probably working anyway and have no free time to devote to hanging out.
I'm 23 and a big weeaboo nerd, guess that explains why it's so hard to find people my own age to hang out with. We really don't have any weeaboos over the age of 20 in my city, and if we do then I don't know how to find them. We have a lot of normies in my town and they won't give me the time of day, especially stacies since I'm far from chad-tier. I just think I'm going partially insane, I NEED social communication, especially with people my own age. I WANT to have a social life, I want to have friends and meet people my own age but I don't know where to start or how to find them. I fucking hate going outside, I have social anxiety and it's hard for me to just go to a bar/club or some place where people my age gather. I think it's awkward to just show up somewhere by yourself and start conversing with people, I've tried online dating/tinder and I get no matches or results. The girls I get on Tinder are normie as fuck and I have nothing in common with them, it just sucks.
I don't know what I'm going to do, it's been two months and I'm already reaching my limit. I hate not having anyone my own age to hang out with, the only people I speak with are my parents or people who are in their 40's. I just gotta meet people my own age, I want friends man......I want friends.
Yeah Im in a similar boat. Right now been trying to find people on POF. It's sucked though because you just get one-word replies and randomly ghosted by most people unless you're a chad.
>>29737897
I fell for the friend meme and now my mental health is at an all time worst due to it.
>enter college last year, standard robot with no friends etc
>I faked being a pseudo-normie and managed to make friends who were full fledged normies
>everything is going great for the first few months, we hang out every weekend,go out partying, meet new people
>I really thought this was were my life begins and my days of being a robot are over
>eventually after a few months I gradually stop acting a normie and start slowly showing my true self
>I start becoming the butt of all my friends jokes
>I start getting laughed at for everything I do, ex "haha look how anon is holding that glass lol", "I never noticed how funny anon walks"
>this starts to gradually turn into full fledged bullying, which included making fun of the way I speak, my looks, my weight, my virginity, etc
>constantly tell them to fuck up and stop insulting me
>"lol bro its tough love we're just trying to help"
>it starts to become the "inside" joke for everybody that meets me and my friends to make fun of me
>cant take it anymore so I cut contact with all of them before I ended up literally stabbing everyone
thats when I learned the hard truth that robots cant have friends. Normies can literally smell your autism and you'll always end up becoming the butt of everyones jokes in your friend group.
try 5 years kiddo
um guys a lolcow chic from /soc/ is threatening to break into my house and kill meshe knows my irl name
what fucking do?
I had to move the last time I went out with a crazy murderer girl
>>29737889
shes not yandere, shes schzio.
>Revealing your real name
>Posting on /soc/
You deserve it
How do you get over it without drugs? my hand washing shit has gotten really over the top recently. I can be just chilling in bed, touch the cable that is in my latop by accident which parts of have touched the floor, then I have to go wash my hands. Then I come back, touch something else by accident then have to repeat. Sometimes I'll just be laying on the computer using it with one hand because I can't be bothered to get up yet to wash it.
I'm thinking of doing something extreme like lick the carpet and get it over with. My biggest fear is toxoplasmosis even though I don't have a cat, my neighbour came in months ago who has them and it's felt contaminated ever since.
>>29737847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXijzaUxMrs
>Sometimes I'll just be laying on the computer using it with one hand because I can't be bothered to get up yet to wash it
Fuck are you me, I was just doing that.
>My biggest fear is toxoplasmosis even though I don't have a cat, my neighbour came in months ago who has them and it's felt contaminated ever since.
I have two cats, but I keep my room door closed at all times.
I have a ton of obsessions, I can really relate, but sadly I have no idea what to do. I have a fear of taking meds as well, so I'm very fucked to say the least.
I clogged the toilet at my crushes house back in high school. No plunger in sight. I loved her enough that I did what I had to.
I jammed my hand down the toilet and manually dislodged the turd. Nearly vomited. Scrubbed my hands nonstop for at least ten minutes.
But after that the urges lessened significantly.
Do women actually like facials?
Yeah. From alphas.
>>29737813
They need their yummy cummies daily
>>29737813
It depends. In my experience most girls don't mind, but they'd prefer not to.
Some girls find it super degrading, a few girls do actually like it.
Why is she so perfectwhatisoriginality
>>29737778
Cebruz thread?whatisoriginality?
>>29737778
You haven't even seen marky yet, have you?
prepare to be entrapped.
>>29737795
What did you mean by thisrobot
Hey r9k
I just want you to know that you're my family and I care about you, thanks
>>29737770
sleep tight bro
>>29737770
Have a good one cunt
Whatever faggot.y-you too
Have you ever rejected a girl?
>>29737722
>being approached by a girl with romanyic interest
That would make you a normie. You wouldnt be a normie and come to r9k now would you?
girls dont approach me so t..
>>29737756
this, fuck off OP
>>29737722
The girl that sent me this asked me out a year after she sent it.
She got engaged in the interim. Eventually (and unsurprisingly) that fell through.
