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I just had a realistic and scary nightmare.
Here's what happened in the nightmare:
>in bed at home
>get up for some reason
>walking through my house while it's totally dark, I"m just feeling around and I obviously have my house memorized
>go into the laundry room, small room
>suddenly I'm grabbed from behind by something that is super big and strong
>it covers my mouth so I can't scream even though I"m trying really hard
>it slowly pulls me into the corner of the room in the dark while I try to tell to my parents, but I can't make any noise
Now I'm freaked out and can't sleep even though I'm really sleepy.
was it dressed like an uncle?
I have generally found dreaming to be the highlight of my time, but have been having nightmares lately too. Kind of a pain in the ass but usually I can get back to sleep pretty quickly
>>29737096
just dream about Kimbra you stupid faggot
>>29737421
That's a bad idea, anon.
>had a period where I was intensely obsessed with Kimbra
>would spend hours listening to her music and voice, watching videos, looking at and saving pictures of her, making OC reaction pics, and just generally fantasizing about her
>my dreams gradually began to feature Kimbra; initially as brief cameos, then eventually as a central figure
>one night I had one of "those" dreams: a semi lucid dream that feels as if it's real
>in the dream I get to know and fall in love with Kimbra, and we go on to experience a lifetime of joy, sorrow, adventure, agony, and pleasure
>after what feels like decades, I lie on my deathbed, old and satisfied with my family all around me
>Kimbra sings me a song as I pass, the world fading into blackness
>then I woke up
>confused, I try to get my bearings and understand what was happening
>eventually I realize it was all a dream, yet that lifetime of memories with Kimbra remain, and in her place an emptiness beyond any loss of love I've had in life
That shit's happened to me on several occasions, featuring different girls. Dreams suck, man.
>tfw your body looks like this
Is there any reason for me to keep living?
I don't understand
What's wrong with it?
>>29737041
lordosis in that picture
>>29737030
>acceptably average body with low body fat and visible muscle tone
i dont get it? is it the curved back? lmao nobody cares about that shut unless your modeling.
Why white women try so hard to imitate african blacks with all that heels and waxing?
Proportionally longer legs and lower body hair is a trait predominantly found in tropical regions of africa like southern sudan rather than europe.
>>29736971
Black people literally taught whites how to Bathe and groom themselves.
smdh
>>29737101
But not only is that false black people struggle with constant showering as it makes their skin ashy, so they use skin cream.
Uh, it's actually a thing of poopskinned people trying to look white by using creams; also perms/hair straightening.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/light-girls-skin-bleaching-phenomenon_n_6503630.html
If you are a female you literally CANNOT be a robot because of the sexual dynamic of our modern era. If you are a female you are inherently anti-robot with no way of relating to the robot way. Why? because even if you are an ugly neet girl you are still a superficial whore and a would-be slut and a fucking attention whore who needs to mention shes a girl every 10 fucking minutes. Youll never know the pain of being a robot because even if you are ugly and gross, there are men out there who fetishize you. If you are a depressed shut in, there are men who will take care of you. If you want money, there are men out there who will pay for you. Fuck you.
Females cannot relate to the artistic and creative spirits of men. The world was created based on the desire to please women.
What if you are a lesbian and therefore cannot gain benefit from the system in place?
>>29736968
Uh yes they do.
FEMale
Browsers
Of
This
Site
>Tfw too autistic to be normie
>Tfw not autistic enough to be a robot
Discuss cyborg problems in this general
Allowed: cyborgs, anyone who just wants to talk
Not allowed: no one, we just want to fit in somewhere
I'm one of those things. What do you want to talk about?
>>29737055
I don't know why I basically make up my own problems in life. I'm depressed and have to be on meds for it, but I feel like I just make up a lot of my problems in my head, and work myself up about them. And then I feel like shit for comparing my shitty problems to someone with real world problems that actually has issues.
Going to lose my job in August, finding a new one has been hard, I've only been at it for 2 weeks but I was hoping I'd get at least one in person interview by now. My job is the only thing that is keeping me from going full robot.
Anyone else work for a dieing industry?
I work for a newspaper.
>>29736916
>dieing industry
I poop.
Poppers will soon be extinct.
>>29736916
That sounds pretty interesting op. What do you do there?
Anybody ever had any luck with anti depressants?
I've been trying to cure my depression by myself, I work a bit less now, workout more often, tried volunteering. But no matter what I do I constantly think about killing myself, I can't even cope anymore, the only reason I get out of bed is because I have to work.
Any tips on what to say to the doctor? I don't know of I should tell tell him about my thoughts because I don't want to get committed to a mental ward.
>>29736912
You sound like me
The feeling never quite goes away, but you feel it way less. I'm on sertroline right now, and I have to say it does get the foundation back under ya. It'll be tough work staying above water but yes medication and therapy provide a base in which things are easier to turn around.
Godspeed anon it sounds like you're on the right track.
>>29736912
About 8 years of off and on depression treatment here.
The only reason they will force you to a hospital is if you have suicidal or violent thoughts. If you don't want to go to a hospital, don't mention those.
Antidepressants even at their best aren't going to make you "holy shit I love life let's go sniff roses and paint sunsets." In my experience what it does is numb the feelings you have so you can deal with the thoughts on their own. You may still think "maybe I should kill myself" for a while but the feelings of hopelessness and dread and being trapped will be much weaker and it doesn't completely take over your mind.
They may not even do that much. Lots of people, especially those with more situational and not chemical depression, don't get any help from them. You might have to try several different pills, nobody really has a good idea how they work yet.
There will probably be side effects from them. For me my dick basically broke (was almost impossible to cum on them) and they gave me indigestion. Small price imo, but it differs.
It's worth trying, anyway. Worst case scenario you try a dozen different pills, none of them work and you die anyway. Nothing to lose really.
i've been on meds for almost half of my life. it's been a lot of ups and downs, but i'm at a good point finally with medication. side effects aren't too bad and i'm functioning well enough.
i don't have any words of wisdom. you have to force yourself to think more positively and handle situations better. meds help but won't fix anything.
>7.50 an hour
>7.50 * 20 hours minimum work week
>150.00
>150.00 * 4 = 600.00 monthly
>instead of shitposting I could have a job to fuel my warhammer addiction
should I ascend and get a shitty job?
>>29736901
Would you accept the job if it meant you had to commute 40 minutes each way there and back? A total of 6 hours per week lost to commuting?
>>29736901
man if you can get a job go for it. ive applied to almost every chain store and nothing. fuckin sucks
>>29736935
My cars get 30 MPG.
40 minutes at 55 MPH average is about a mile a minute. Gas here is about 2.20.
40 * 2 (there and back) = 80
80 / 30 = 2.666
2.666 * 2.20 = 5.87 a day
5.87 * 7 = 41.07 a week on gas.
150 - 41.07 = 108.93 weekly net profit
That's the worst case scenario. I don't mind that at all.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A GF
its like you have to play life on very very easy mode to get a gf
also
>tfw no alizee gf
>>29736868
>tfw I watch alizee everyday at a certain time
Also I don't know anon, I have chances they are kinda just there but I don't act
>>29736868
1.Be attractive
2.Don't be unattractive
Robots are destined to fall out of the gene pool, just accept it and go enjoy a life of harmful pleasures like drugs and neglect
I'm not autistic.
I have self confidence that I gained through belief in my self that was mostly "fake it until you make it"
I was willing to date a woman has had sex before.
I met her at a party I didn't really want to go to.
I'm not a neet loser, I actually have a job that pays comfortably.
I still had interest in her even though she doesn't care about nerd shit.
Race mixing she's Asian I'm white.
I've had a gf before so I know what women can be like.
It actually takes a lot of effort to get a gf but most robots are lazy.
>Fell in love with psychologist
>she's a 63 year old woman who's husband is dead
How do I approach this
Only only fell in love with her because it's the first women that didn't treat you like human shit.
I "fell in love" with a prostitute once, just because she was the only semblance of love I've ever had in my life.
>>29736839
old women know how to fuck and she's probably well off, go for it
If she was going to do anything with a client she would have done it with one of the other 20 dudes that "fell in love" with her.
I've asked this 100 times before but I still can't wrap my head around how people manage to get together with others on their own free time and do things together. I get how you can do a specific thing like go out to dinner or see a movie with people, and I have done this with people many times after work, school or other events I have befriended people. But what I don't get is what normies actually do all day with each other, like on weekends and holidays. How do they manage to not run out of things to do and things to talk about together? Is it that extroverted normies literally can't think without talking to people, and introverted normies have hobbies they are passionate about and can share with others? In my experience, if I do anything social beyond an hour I feel like I'm being a total bore to whoever I'm with, and even though I manage to open up I cringe at how the way I talk when I'm being myself and in the moment sounds like an autistic child..
Take today for example: I woke up after noon after staying up late reading Wikipedia articles about I forgot what, watching TV and jacking off, got a smoothie and walked around suburbia for an hour, then walked ont he beach for 2 hours, at dinner alone at an outdoor mall, and then went to watch a fireworks show, walked around the city a little more and took a bus home. I see groups of normies everywhere lounging about and still wonder what that is like. I don't feel any bitterness or envy towards them because I understand I am different and I can manage to have fun by myself, but I suppose I would like to know how to actually have fun with friends if the opportunity comes.
To complicate things, I'm NEET, no car, sober, and I don't play video games or watch sports, have zero interest in either. I like to be outside most of the time. A long time ago I had this one friends I would hike with occasionally, but found that hiking is more fun alone, and contrary to popular belief, its safer because you are more aware of your footing, whereas you would be distracted when traversing rugged mountain trails and trying to be social at the same time.
>argue about what they want to do
>end up doing nothing
>>29736837
I stayed over at a friend's last night, little ol' group of us.
We just dicked around playing Smash and shooting the shit about women and life.
My roommate is a single mom and freaks out all the time with panic attacks and stuff. I moved in with her to Texas from virginia in April. She has no family to speak of, or anyone to help her. The house is a mess, to put it lightly. Tonight she had a panic attack after she chucked her kid on the sofa about how she's a bad parent and she slammed her head into a doorframe and couldn't breathe. She called the cops or cps or someone and an ambulance came to pick her up. I called the hospital and they said she's stable but now I'm here with a kid who's 2 years old a thousand miles from home. And I have no car and $158 dollars to my name. I really hope she comes home tomorrow. I have a train that takes me back to my family on the 13th. I have no clue what the fuck to do for the next 8 days. I have no clue how to even get to the station, I guess I'll call my dad and get him to get me a taxi or something. What the fuck do I do?
I just want to go home.
Pic unrelated, happy fourth of July. Sorry for the wall of text
>>29736835
Hey anon, your roommate sounds like a psycho bitch and I feel bad for both you and the kid. Since you only have about a week to go, do your best to take care of the kid. Just feed it and keep it content as best you can, since you'll likely be the last positive adult contact it has for awhile. You can always use Google maps to find your way to the station, as well as to the nearest grocery store if need be. As a carless poorfag myself let me tell you that $158 is enough to last a week and that you'll get through this alright. You're probably just stressed out and overthinking things since I'm guessing it all just happened.
>>29736904
Well yeah but I'm 80 miles from the station. I can live on that money sure but idk when or if she's coming home and that scares me more than anything else. The "she's home" bit
Because she'll be hysterical. Even more so than now. Idk, I guess she might. But even if they institutionalize her they can only keep her 3 days and so what the fuck happens when she comes home. Also she's in the ER and took an ambulance so that's a fuckton of money.
>>29736835
Why on earth did you involve yourself with this trainwreck? Sounds like you got enough problems as it is.
What do you watch when your tipssy?
>I am. Need something to watch
>Currently half-screening Bob's Burgers
Urban exploration videos
Video lectures. Usually physics but any subject is good as long as you learn something. A little alcohol helps you relax long enough to sit through it.
watching ugly Americans right now
gffffff
>petite
>white
>long dark hair
>down to fuck whenever
>will let me smack her around
ah shit too horny for this
>>29736785
>petite
>white
>pixie hair
>piercings
>tattoos, lots of em
>punk in general
Damn shame most of the girls that fit this description are lesbians
Hey OP, you said perfect.
Non-physical
>passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them
>not a "nice girl"
>logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks
>very introverted, cerebral, analytical
>speaks softly, almost never raises voice unless in a loud environment, even when laughing to tears she wouldn't have a loud laugh
>inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone
>despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
>looks up to me, needs me to feel safe
>solid sex drive, many kinks to have fun with
>no big need for traditions or remembering certain dates or whatever
>has a job that isn't bullshit
>does not want kids
>no pets but could potentially get something that requires little maintenance like befriending that one particular crow and chilling with it or letting it in the house once in a while
>similar media tastes for movies, music, games, animoo
>doesn't have many friends or insane super close ties to a huge family
>doesn't need to fill quiet time with meaningless conversations or even say hello if we had stuff to do
>sometimes we would have an intense, deep talk where mutual guts are spilled
>brutal honesty; would go both ways, even if we cut each other deep, we would understand each other and why we did it
Physical
>could be a woman or a guy, either way he/she would have to be very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs
>very feminine, dainty features preferred. If boy, a cute penis. If girl, small boobs with little pink nipples
>small mouth, delicate lips
>very little to no body hair
>blonde or redhead
>freckles appreciated
>dresses practically
>has pixie cut or other hairstyles that don't get in the way, we cut each others hair
>bonus for no piercings
>bonus for no tattoos
mfw she's not real
>>29736785
My ideal trap bf is
>20-23
>5'3"-5'7" and 120-130 pounds
>white with dark hair
>very shy and introverted
>doesn't like people in general
>mainly only wants to spend time with their bf and is very possessive
>has experienced some form of anxiety or depression
>is red pilled
>is a virgin, isn't slutty online and doesn't wish to be
>loyal without a fault
>more focused on building an everlasting bond rather than casual relationships or lewd stuff
>has more nerdy hobbies such as video and board games but is also willing to try more masculines ones like shooting and hiking
>a will to work things out and never give up on each other
>completely honest and will never lie to or deceive their partner
>wants a simple cozy life where they can focus on what they have instead of constantly chasing down new thrills
>deeply cares for their partner and would do whatever they could to protect them and vice versa
>would enjoy adopting pet play roles
>when you have the opportunity to hang out with a qt 3.14 for the 4th but your stuck with your parents even though your old enough to be on your own and now shes probably out sucking chad's dick when that couldve been you
>mfw
>>29736782
>mfw i denied a blowjob from a qt today
nice file name normie
>>29736833
How and why?
origanamy
