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Robots, post yours
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Decided to click Strongly Disagree for all of them
>>29732355
Pretty much in the same place, OP
>>29732355
I know, Im a cuck
Who /anxious right now/
I'm having some bad anxiety and I feel terrible, what do you guys normally do to make the feeling pass
>>29732325
I just drown it out with shitposting and memes.
>>29732325
i repeatedly refresh 4chan and say mean things to people on the internet.
it doesn't make the anxiety go away but at least it distracts me
>>29732325
>what do you guys normally do to make the feeling pass
Drugs & Alcohol. Makes anxiety and depression 1000x worse in the long run though.
Virgin Neet and Hikikomori, 20 y
> Watch porn like usual
> Got a text from a friend
" hi anon this girl said she know you and want to meet you can i send her your facebook profile "
> Text back Yes
> Wait some days and get a 9/10 girls friend request
> She explain a friend of her ( lisa ) was on elementary with me and saw me when i was working
> I remember who is she
> I speak a lot with the 9/10 grill about her me and Lisa
> they wanna met me and I'm fine with that ( But i wanna die inside and is very stressful for me )
I ask for her number and she tell me to wait to see me in face
I give my number and asked her to text me 10 min before she come
> Is the famous day i wait a message
> Nothing
I don't know what to do i wait 30 min
> Pissed and thinking about a bad joke from a friend i go home
I slept 4 hours still no text
check Facebook and now i'm blocked
What to do ?
>>29732305
Unfortunately you're not going to get this girl OP. I know it hurts. Sorry.
>>29732527
For my friend she was a fake do you think that ?
>>29732305
This actually makes no fucking sense in my head. It has to be a fake but your friend referred it, fucking.. i dont know.
Only my second time making a /britfeel/ edition
Betting sub-edition
Do you guys bet? Anyone been successful at it?
I'm thinking of starting, to make some much needed money for myself.
>>29732282
Been successful with matched betting for the last year or so
>But it's dying out
Need to find a different easy way to make money
>>29732282
It's nice to see people making new /britfeel/ threads immediately after the last one has archived.
efficient lad
>>29732326
bookies are slowly making their incentives and "free" bets less profitable.
sucks t b h
I just spent 45 minutes listening to lullabies and crying
AMA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0fYzuypXg
Jesus christ that's so pathetic yet so adorable at the same time
>>29732258
you a diaper fag or just have regular autism?
What's the reason you cried? Was it because you felt nostalgic of missing the good times you had in your childhood and actually felt something as human being?
Have any of you robots successfully beat the shit out of a chad before?.
>>29732252
This is the tale of when I battled the one they call Chad
>Be me
>Grade 5
>Little autistic shitlet
>Chad decides hes had enough of my autistic ways
>He challenges me to a fight
>Of course being the autistic weeb I was/am I accept thinking its like DBZ
>Chad meets me by the baseball diamond after school
>He starts pounding the shit out of me
>I fall to the ground
>chad and his friends begin to laugh at me
>Then suddenly I disappear in a puff of smoke
>Chad gets scared
>"Do you honestly think it would be that easy"
>*Teleports behind him
>With all my Meme Magic I prepare to unleash one of my Ultimate Meme Attacks
>"Weeb art Meme style MEME MAGIC JUTSU"
>As my attack hits him Chad falls to the ground
>"Heh, Nothin personal kid."
>>29732510
Looks like Chad got what was coming to him LEL.
>>29732252
Didn't beat the shit out of him but I used to take mixed martial arts classes before they became a meme with the UFC and I dominated the Chads in sparring sessions that weren't brown belts or the teachers' assistant or anything.
Especially in Judo/Jiu Jitsu.
>tfw being able to dominate Chad on the ground and knowing that you could also dominate his Chadpucci
Things that make you go hmmmmm
>>29732233
Shit it seems that i have to be original what a shit
>>29732261
Poopsie
>>29732281
oriyinal
who /nightbot/ here?
>>29732194
I like nighttime, unfortunately it comes with a natural increase in niggerous activity.
>tfw it's unsafe to go for long night walks as you did once upon a time
>>29732647
move out of the inner city
>>29732888
Not that Anon, but the inner city came to me.
How do my fellow robots make money?
I work at HomeGoods and make $10/hr.
Internship for $18/hr
Drug addicted NEET
On a good day I make around -$20
amazon warehouse pays 13.5/hr but the schedule is shit
Did I fuck it up beyond repair?
depends how she responds anon
>>29732178
Actually he might laugh at that.
If you're Chad.
Hope that's not your only match in months
Comfy music thread.
Let's start with a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7d0Lm_31BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-953u1rs8&index=2&list=PL16A6F60445CD8178
There used to be a longer version around but now it's gone.
>>29732299
Another videogame theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wARiOb80Zr0
Where are my /high/bots at?
What are you on and what are you doing right now?
I am high on Marijuana and just made this delicious thing. Two different cakes wirh butter scotch ice cream on top.
Yum.
>>29732125
gabapentin maw fucker
>>29732125
Marijuana, makes me feel like things are going to be ok
>>29732225
What are you going on about mister? Btw didn't even start on it cause I forgot it was here and was febreezing my entire house before mommy gets home
>>29732245
That's how it makes me feel too man
Why do so many people believe prostitution is morally wrong?
A combination of religious people and women who are scared that it will undermine the power of their pussy since guys would be able to have sex easier
because puritan roots
>>29732143
Pretty much this. Also the betafags that don't want anyone else having pussy if they cant
Only 3 months until the comfy bitter cold of Fall/Winter. I can't fucking wait.
>big snowstorms
>laying in my bed with my laptop hooked up to my TV
>cat at the foot of my bed
>drinking some motherfucking hot cocoa with a mountain of marshmallows
>watching anime and playing VN's all night
>taking a walk in the fall while it's windy
>make poorbux by shoveling walkways even though i'm 25
>the crisp winter air at night on your face and in your lungs
>the perfectly clear winter sky
>going for a night walk and just feeling fucking invigorated
I just fucking LOVE Winter, holy fucking shit. We're getting so damn close.
How are you guys holding up this Summer?
Winter is the best season.
>no sweating
>no bugs
>it's generally quieter
>best season for comfy living
>warm drinks
>nice crisp air
>fluffy socks
>get to sleep with my big comfy comforter
summer is so overrated
>>29732073
its always summer on my city OP
and yes, its HORRIBLE
>Louisiana
>winter is 50sF
how do you know when a woman is lying, /r9k/?
someone once told me that when a woman's blinking while they're saying something (like pic related) they're lying. Is this true?
just assume they're always lying
when they show any interest in me
it's a pretty clear sign
>>29732111
You should actually always assume the best in people
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