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Why do you just want sex from me? Just treat me like a dude. No issue and I'm really interesting and I can give you tips on getting girls.
Reeeeeee Why won't you befriend me??
I will befriend you if you promise to also by my gf
>>29729188
Serious responses only please
>>29729143
But who are you for starters
Who else here /baked/?
>went for a walk earlier
>went swimming afterwards
>showered off
>had some leftover spaghetti
>smoked a mid-grade sativa
Feels good, man.
Dude plant lmao
>>29729205
Yes, it is a plant.
>>29729256
This is the chillest cat I have ever seen, what a cutie.
Okay, so, robots have been beat on pretty much most of their lives, humiliated and in some cases physically abused. This has, surprisingly, failed to make them into upstanding citizens.
If I understand you correctly, you believe you are going to make them less resentful and hostile toward you by shitposting and trolling them on their only board.
Is this correct?
The ones we don't fix are irrelevant to us and to society, so nothing of value was lost. It's a win/win.
>>29729105
>you believe you are going to make them less resentful and hostile toward you
They absolutely do not believe that. They are just bullies who want us to suffer. All bullies think of themselves as justified in their actions.
>>29729211
If you were a bit quicker, you could've inb4'd >>29729183
>you can never go back to 2014 /r9k/
>>29729061
No difference between 2014 and 2016 /r9k/.
>>29729089
>he missed the golden age of /r9k/ memes
>>29729106
What memes exactly are NOT around in 2016 that were 2014?
hi fembots, why you don't want a robot in your life?
>>29729049
their ugliness dooms them to live in their house
Because they are either betas or angry women haters. There's no in between.
OP here
why such a hate towards the females who can understand a least of our feelings?
a dialog between robots and fembots isn't possible?
Who did you sit with?
>>29728990
In the library like every real robot
>>29728990
hey look an empty table
I ate my lunch in the hallway and then spent the rest of the lunch hour in the washroom. Sometimes I'd sit in the hallway and draw, but normalfags would always be like, "what are you drawing anon?" and so I gave up on that.
What did you do for the 4th? I made an anime short
https://youtu.be/awdral8T6Zs
the mouse clicks and lack of character development leave something to be desired to say the least...
I messaged my potential new roommate because if I don't move out of this shithole I'm going to kill myself. Got on Okcupid for a bit, no replies yet. Cleaned the apartment and now I'm watching breaking bad about to go lift in an hour or so.
>>29728973
that hot dog scared the shit outta me
>get job application
>talk to manager
>get hired
>collect shekels and be happy
why can't you deperatefags figure this out? it's literally 4 easy steps
Did you shake his hand though?
>>29728962
>get job application
>ask to talk to manager
>manager is busy
>"just apply online"
>apply online
>ignored forever
>call to follow up
>"the manager is busy, just apply online"
>"I already applied"
>"Oh, then I'm sure they'll call you. Just hang in there and be yourself!"
>never hear back
>masturbate forever, no kisses, hugs, or sex because can't afford women's time and affection
we really expect better quality OP
Hey guys, I have the knowledge of G-d, so hopefully I can help you guys, but on the condition that you are humble (so normies can just fuck off then :^)).
Whats going on?
Pic related, I look and dress like this unironically
Why yall be crucifying my sweet negro Jesus? He dindu no harm.
Requirements to be king of the robots,
you must be atleast 6 feet tall (but theres is a point where you are too tall but depends on how superficially handsome you are)
You have to be a 5 or 6 in looks, but you cant look like a chad but someone desperate girls would pick over the typical robot
You have to be dress refined in typical attire
(the king of the robots have to be someone who is elevated over his brothers, so he will be someone they look up to but isn't mistakable for being a chad)
You cant go to a gym where theres women present, ever (this is the way of normie untermenschin, may they all be blotted out)
Can be a non-virgin
(Hes the king of the robots for a reason)
It will take a miracle for people to just respect this thing I literally just made up as I was typing
>>29728944
go to /pol/ bruh
Who /NEET/?
What are your reasons?
I'm a NEET because I'm an introverted schizoid nihilist.
I hate nothing, I love nothing. People are nothing but a nuisance to me, best to be avoided. They are emotional, instinctual creatures who think everyone is like them and who want to destroy everything they don't understand. I don't have emotions, I don't have instincts. I don't get any pleasure or insight from them. I have nothing to say to nobody. I like the company of only one person: myself. As for the rest: They can rot as far as I'm concerned. I haven't died yet because I enjoy food and porn. Life is a lie. Doing nothing and getting as close as possible to non-existence with sporadic hedonistic activities is the way to go. I'm a NEET because I truly don't care. I simply don't. No matter how much humans try to convince me that I SHOULD be unhappy or lonely. I'm not. I live in a state or blissful emptiness. Humans can't understand that. And this is why I hate them. Or at least should hate them, I process emotions only as intellectual concepts, not as feelings. I don't feel anything unless I choose to.
2edgy4me
What are you, 13?
>>29728935
Neat. I'm NEET because I'm too prideful to do fast food.
>>29728935
The edginess in this post in painful. Sounds like sour grapes over being a lonely faggot with no skills.
Hey robots do you prefer your sex Partners virgins or non-virgins?
Picture unrelated
>>29728932
>sex partners
>robots
what
>>29728932
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>29728932
It depends. If it's going to be a one-time thing, definitely the non-virgin.
If this is going to be a continuous thing or a relationship, probably the virgin, although I also don't care that much either way.
Girl from tinder invited me over to smoke weed and watch netflix. I have never done anything like this. Please tell me tips or anything I should know. Do I just start making out with her at some point? HELP!
Just b urself :^)Don't sperg out
>>29728977
Please, anything more specific than that? I have no idea what to do.
Start making out after you smoke, just go for it she'll be waiting for you.
She's inviting you over, it's already won unless you really sperg out.
For the actual robots of /r9k/: how useless were your parents when it came to raising you? I'm sure that most of you had either abusive parents, totally carefree/incompetent ones or both.
Give me your stories.
>get diagnosed with ADHD during my early childhood, and nothing else later on
>my parents now literally think that I'm an incapable retard that needs to be watched over 24/7
>they refuse to teach me how to do anything, that means I ended up not receiving training in even the most basic life skills imaginable as they're perfectionist shits that felt the need to make everything for me
>deprived me of at least a couple of overnight school trips, wasn't until I was fucking 14 until I was allowed to go to one, still suffered there because my parents never taught me anything but I was smart enough to adapt somewhat
>didn't let me be alone in home from ages 12-15
>mother is so hysterical she didn't even let me handle a blunt kitchen knife
>was STILL in the bathroom with me while I was showering until the age of 12-13
>didn't even let me use a hair dryer alone
>had to use a FUCKING SCOOTER instead of a proper bike for transport until age 13 despite that I had learned perfectly well how to drive bikes in school earlier, but the fucks didn't trust me
>even when I was 17-18 they went out of their way to perform incredibly embarrassing stuff in public because they STILL thought I was incapable
>still forced me to take them with me when I had to take appointments/trips at an age where you're supposed to be doing this alone
>even booked them for me despite that I had decent enough social skills for me to do this alone
>after the age of 18 I had to learn everything I needed to know on my own
All because of this fucking meme disorder, ADHD. Seriously? How can BOTH parents be this incompetent? Obviously this affected my development quite a lot, although I was still able to maintain many social circles unassisted and learn other less important skills.
>>29728863
Child neglect can lead to feral adults. It's sad, but you can't recreate childhood.
>All because of this fucking meme disorder, ADHD. Seriously? How can BOTH parents be this incompetent?
Congratulations. You are victim of Soviet subversion. You parents drank too much of the cultural Marxist Koolaid.
>>29728863
>never been diagnosed with anything
>my parents never taught me anything i had to learn everything by myself
Untill you post this i had no idea parents were actually supposed to do so
I'm really bad at making threads, so sorry if this isn't very easy to read. I'm tired and I'm not going to do much proofreading.
I'm kind of lonely and want to find some robots to play games with. You don't need to fit some super-specific criteria, you just need to not be a normalfag or a roastie or a teenager. I'm looking for people I can hang out with in Mumble or Discord or something and play games with for a few hours a day. We can play some relaxing comfy games like Minecraft or Risk of Rain or something else where we don't have to worry about getting frustrated and can just take it easy together. I'm not really looking to play competitive games, mostly co-op. Diablo 3 is fun, having somebody to play that with would be awesome.
There's so many games I have that I'd like to play with you. Maybe we could form a comfy little group, and hang out and play as friends. I've been a part of those in the past but they often fall apart after a while. Does anybody want to be my friend? Which games do you play? Do you have a microphone?No gay/ERP shit ITT please.
>>29728855
>tfw internets too shit to play online games
>not able to do comfy co-op stuff with other neets
>>29728890
How shit are we talking here, Anon?
>>29728929
phone tether shit
Ive been torrenting bioshock 2 for 3 weeks leaving it up over night and im only 85 percent done
>went swimming alone yesterday
>swam like 12 laps
>pretty tired, don't want to swim anymore
>go inside
>take shower
>play vidya for the rest of the day
>parents: wow you're so lazy
>next day
>parents invite over like 10 people to our pool
>wow why aren't you swimming, anon?
>wow anon is so lazy
>anon NEVER goes outside
fuck my parents.
>fuck my parents
I couldnt agree more anon
>>29728852
12 laps is pathetic, they are right, you are lazy. I do 25 laps of a 50m pool 5 times a week you slob. Get on my level.
>>29729149
>25 laps
>50m pool
>50m pool
>50m pool
lmao that ain't shit you pussy
