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Are there any robots here who listen to Strange Music?
>>29730428
STRAAAANGE
(MUSIC)on occasion.
>>29730466
Happy to hear it anon
By far my favorite from strange.
Should Jewish Americans even count as American?
Serious and honest question here.
Why do neckbeards/NEETs hate Jews so much? Is it a jealousy thing? Is it like how niggers hates whites for being superior to them?
>>29730420
if it's really a serious question, i'm going to guess that you're retarded.
>>29730420
Do they have an American citizenship? If the answer is yes, then yes, they do count as an American. American is a nationality, not an ethnicity.
Anyone else calling cops of the neighbors for shooting Fireworks off? It annoys me and esp my dog. Also they are ILLEGAL in my state so fuck off.
>>29730414
Yep, I already got 2 separate party's shut down and its not even dark yet.
Fucking inconsiderate normans.
>>29730414
Why does it bother you so much that people are having fun?
>>29730484
like go shoot them off in a fucking field or some shit. I could care less what you do inside or outside ur home as long as it doesnt bother or effect me.
>tfw you get invited to three different BBQs but you end up spending your dinner alone at Burger King eating a triple whopper and fapping to tranny porn at home
Who /addictedtobeingalone/ here? Even when life presents me with opportunities to socialize I push them away for some reason
hey that is ok, masturbating and eating whoppers is way better than talking to friends
>>29730377
Because socializing is a waste of time.
It does feel like work.
>Be me
>Grade 6
>Sitting alone at lunch
>Kids feel bad for me and try to sit with me
>I look at the floor and don't say a word
>When suddenly Stacey decides to ruin my month
>"Anon this is why you don't have any friends why don't you just stop being such a loser and talk to people"
>I run to bathroom crying
>Chad follows me to the bathroom and stands outside the stall
>"she's right you know"
>I didn't leave my house for a month
>I still have nightmares 10 years later
Why are normies so cruel
>>29730374
Holy shit. they literally reached out to you.
Chad didn't follow you to the bathroom to berate you mf. Even at 11 guys care for their fellow man. he was telling you what you needed to hear.
you fuckin loser
you lost me at the "run to bathroom crying"
>>29730374
>I run to bathroom crying
Literally the worst move to pull as a male.
A kid did this in 4th grade and we never forgot.
>You're showing that another kid has upset you enough to make you cry.
>Weak
>You're running away from the situation
>Coward
And you did this in your first year of middle school? Right when you get your slate wiped? You botted yourself.
Stop making threads about this slut.
no, fuck you crispy is love crispy is life lelelelel rekt
>>29730320
Amen, we need more Stanley threads.
>>29730320
you literally just made a thread about her and I literally just took this bait
ITT: Post the reason why you haven't killed yourself yet.
>I'm too scared of what happens after I die
That is literally the only reason.
Because I don't want to burden the person who finds the body.
I don't want my parents to kill themselves, I guess I will care about them, which I guess is the real reason I haven't done it
I don't really don't want to be alive though
>>29730293
Scared of the end
Can't burden my parents in that way
Why am I not successful yet?!
>>29730291
You haven't tried hard enough? You've made poor choices? You aren't capable enough? You are very unlucky? You are a sponge in a world of fish? I dunno man.
>>29730434
I don't know either, famm.
Because you're busy jerking off instead of improving yourself.
>tfw 18yo virgin kissless
>tfw my parents will kick me out of house because i dont wanna go to the psychiatrist
>tfw they wanna send me to the psychiatrist because im neet
i will be homeless in the dangerous streets of barcelona
feels bad
Just go you retard or enjoy getting stabbed for your clothes
>>29730240
lel, spaniard sperg getting rekt
>>29730240
your parents don't owe you shit at this point, legally or morally. They're even providing you mental healthcare for fucks sake. stop being an entitled fucktard right fucking now or you'll probably be dead or in prison by the end of the month.
If you refuse to go, just make sure you have as much money as you can get your hands on (without stealing, its wrong and you dont want the legal troubles), go to the army surplus store, find a tarp, a strong jacket, a decent knife (make sure it doesnt rattle and isnt made from stainless steel), and try to find a shelter. You'll have to get a job or be a hobo and you won't last long as the latter. Use the local library for internet, try to find a McJob, and get your ass a shitty shared apartment from craigslist.
Communism vs Capitalism: Which socio-economic system caters best to us robots?
Which is more normie friendly? Under which system can NEETs thrive best?
Communism doesn't work at all so it's capitalism
Communism would either work us to death, put us in prison, or have us shot in the streets/woods.
>>29730196
Communism. One could argue that most of our problems are caused by capitalism.
Well I convinced my parents to let me get my own apartment since I had no friends and was miserable in the dorms. Any tips on how to make the space as comfy as possible?
Pic unrelated just a comfy game I'm currently playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irofGXShnVc&list=LLmq5CMhzAlLhRWu0yFniKfw&index=11
BUMP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEspond please pretty please
>>29730185
I've lived in the dorms for 4 years and that's where I made all my friends. Why do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?
>want to buy a fleshlight
>don't want to order it online
>don't want to go to a gross sex shop with a peep show
>>29730174
You don't deserve one then.
>don't want to order it online
Why not? The nsa already knows you're a sad fuck anyway.
>>29730174
>>29730174
>Don't want to order it online
>Don't have to leave house
>Don't have to interact with people
>Discrete packaging
>Literally no downsides
If you guys hate wageslaves so much why do you not support this man's ideas?
>>29730146
Because everyone is a self-interested weasel and capitalism gives us weasels more weasel room.
He wants me to work
>>29730146
>communism
>work or starve
Yeah, no sorry. Come back when you can automate everything.
Also under communism we have to socialise with other people.
where do I meet other robot weebs to talk to?
the /soc/ weeb/shit-in threads get flooded by emotionless almost routine posts and the discord servers have 100+ members each full of those little special snowflake roles to seperate the clique from the others
and from what Ive seen that rabbit room is full of normies and assholes
wat do? I just want other neets to talk to while I lurk
>>29730077
>rabbit room is full of normies and assholes
unfortunately any social group formed from /r9k/ is gonna be like this, normies are gonna infiltrate any type of social group messenger or platform
best you can hope for is asking Skype or telegram or other kinds of one on one conversation from robots here and just not talking to normals
>>29730204
how come none of them are ran by robots who kick normies, orbiters, and attention whores?
>>29730516
some are, they're just not as easily accessible BECAUSE of how many normies there are. if they were easy to get to they'd be overrun
Is it wrong to go after a girl after she turns your friend down?
What about if she turned him down because she likes you?
I'm undesirable so I don't have to worry
>>29730027
Not wrong at all. If you're friend has issue with that he's an ass.
>>29730027
>Is it wrong to go after a girl
no
>if
no
