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http://vocaroo.com/i/s155I6L0thVF
>>29730005
Wagecucks btfo yet again thanks to this thread.
>>29730005
BTFO!!!! Neets on a streak 2bh
>>29730005
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s155I6L0thVF
This is what I always imagined NEET pepe to sound like.
>look forward to sleeping all day just so I can look at pictures of littIe girIs then fall asleep fantasizing about cuddling with them in different scenarios
On how my life hath fallen
>>29729998
OP's house right now.
>related.jpg
>>29730093
He didn't say anything wrong you stupid fuck
He didn't say anything creepy or illegal or against the rules or bad, stop being the way you are
>>29730130
>didn't say anything wrong...
>>I look forward to sleeping all day just so I can look at pictures of littIe girIs then fall asleep fantasizing about cuddling with them in different scenarios
See the problem there?? That's pretty weird...
>At uni waiting for my next class to start
>Play 3ds to pass the time
>qt from class approaches and asks me what I'm playing
>tfw the answer is nintendogs
>>29729940
>>tfw the answer is nintendogs
what did he mean by this?
Should've closed it and said Zelda or some other normie shit
>>29730609
He bought the console as part of a pack and hasn't been able to afford a better game yet.
Have you ever met someone from r9k in real life?
It seems like two robots have the potential for a really great friendship, because you genuinely could 'be yourself' for the most part, but maybe I just have an idealized notion of how this would work.
IRL 4chin meetups are always great cringe material. Especially /pol/ because they delude themselves into becoming self-confident IRL despite being as beta as everyone else here.
Yea, he banged my boipucci like a it was a masturbatory aid made out of a Pringles can.
I also gave him chlamydia
>>29729956
Where can I get some boipucci approved chlamydia of my own?
im not suicidal but sibce ive turned 20 its weird to think at least a quarter of my life is already past. what things can i do to feel like i have purpose, ive made music, drawn, tried getting onto video games but couldnt, had tobs of collections through the years but id eventually not be interested in whatever it was anymore. any good ideas for how to spend my time? are tgere any good books tgat arent pretentious or religious that are about existing to read? thanks
i dont have any advice besides to live
continue to pursue different artforms and make social contacts that are actually gonna matter, other than that I have no advice for you.
>>29729889
Your life just started, you little shit. Shut the fuck up.
>Shitty 'team building' taster day for job I don't even want
>Have to introduce ourselves and say our favourite genre of music for some reason
>My turn, say I like rock/metal
>"You mean that screamo shit like Fall Out Boy?" says Stacy
I'm legitimately upset by that remark.
I would have just been overly specific, "oh uh, technical groove metal and djent," so they write me off as weird from the beginning. If any of the other workers sympathized, bonus
>screamo
>Fall Out Boy
Women genocide when?
>>29729882
>somebody asks what music I like
>tfw don't really listen to music and can never answer that question
happy 4th of july
it's nice being part of the largest terrorist organization in the world, innit?
ignorance is blis
>you'll never sync profiles with the major
feelios
>>29730561
>ywn say yes
>ywn be surprised with a rough pegging from her cyberdildo
Robot's this is my fetish, any trap fags wanna try this on me?
Same, but I want to be the trap.
>>29729871
What the actual FUCK you freaks
>>29729913
What's your fetish anon? Probably some normie tier nonsense.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667385
I'm curious what the lowest /r9k/ would date, pretty much your standards.Sorry for not being specific with the trans
Shameful unorignal in content self bump
I'm a male who would take a 5/10.
>>29729848
lol at the choices in the featured poll about gun control. Mandatory militia training for all mentally capable adults, making guns cheaper, and extending the police force were not in the options.
>tfw you realize one: nothing wrong with me
>tfw you realize somethings gotta give
>tfw you realize let the bodies hit the floor
>tfw you realise AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If I streamed me getting spooked by resident evil, would any robots like to watch?
>>29729707
sure? bost link.
>>29729750
give me 1 second to get setup
>>29729750
here u go m8
http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198003467188
> ttfw no belly gf
who taught that pig to paddle board?
I'm impressed
>>29729698
Will ferrell had a sex change?
I LOVE BLONDE CHUBBY WOMEN,WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
What age did you stop playing with toys robots? 17-18 for me, and I was ashamed of it at the time.
13 because i got on WoW
>>29729636
I was 16 when I COMPLETELY stopped, but from about 12 it was a gradual thing.I still get the urge to play with them
>>29729636
Fucking never.
>normie chad shits on you and treats you like dirt
>TOUGH LOVE BRUUH HARDEN THE FUCK UP
>a woman anywhere is made to feel uncomfortable about anything
>HOLY SHIT CALL CNN, SWAT VANS EN ROUTE
This is the society you expect us to give a fuck about.
>>29729626
Maybe you do need to harden the fuck up. Who gives a shit what normalfags and women think?
>>29729649
>actually harden the fuck up
>get publicly humiliated forever for violating normie norms
>>29729626
>When you realize society is a caste system
>When you realize shaming llike "Man up", "Quit bitching", "Work harder!" are just empty platitudes used to keep the lower class working.
hypothetically speaking, if i were to steal a very small object from a supermarket, would i get away with it? what about a convenience store?
You have to be retarded to get caught stealing in a supermarket
The surveillance in the smaller stores like Iceland / Home Bargains is almost non existent
t: former employee
>self checkout
>fruits and vegetables dont have tags
>supposed to look them up on a screen and it prints out a tag for you to scan
>pretend to do it to avoid suspicion from the onlookers
>never do it
>get all the expensive ecological veggies and fruits for free
stealing my way to better health :^)
I work in a supermarket.
If there's no security or a manager around, you'll probably get away with doing it right in front of a general assistant; no-one is going to risk their life for someone who pays you minimum wage and treats you like shit unless they have a serious hero complex.
No-one monitors the cameras, the screens are just locked in the server room that no-one goes in.
