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A girl smiled at me todaytime to fap
>>29734087
And you didn't invite her to meet your parents? Wtf m8?
She was 8 years old.
>girl smiles at me
>remember that she'll never be my gf
Who else /LosingIt/ here?
I can't exactly place my finger on what is going wrong in my life, but whatever is happening it's going to make me fucking snap
Post your problems ITT
Does anyone else ever feel like other people's psyche is neat, orderly and well-structured, and yours is like the we
>>29734151
>like the web built by the caffeine spider (see pic)
Fixed.
>>29734151
I do feel this way, and what sucks is that everyone else complains about how "depressed" like having a fucked up brain is some kind of glamorous meme disease. It's not even that I feel depressed, I just literally feel like I am insane all the time
Schooby bop doops dat doo ca check la cribadooda chigga YEAH
Hey guys this thread was a bad idea I'm sorry
Actually fuck you guys this is a good post you pieces of shit suck my dick
I like this thread.
Oricomment
>bought an epiphone les Paul so i could play Yui's guitar
>later find out it was a Gibson les Paul
REEEEEEEEE WHY CANT I GET ANYTHING RIGHT THIS SHIT ALEWAYS HAPPENS TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29733894
I'm guessing you've never played guitar if you messed something that basic up
That Epiphone you got is decent don't be mad, use it to learn how to play guitar so you can eventually work your way up to the real thing if you stick with the hobby
thats like mistaking a ferengi trade ship for a romulan battlecruiser
both fly but one has the bells and whistles
>>29733894
What's the problem here? You just made a couple grand, if you're telling the truth.which you're not
> tfw can't go to /an/ anymore because it triggers memories from when I got kicked from vet college and it ruined my life
I always call /an/ posters autistic faggots and then feel bad and avoid the board
Really though, for what should be a bretty good topic the board is flooded with ragefilled tryhard spergs
Why'd you get kicked out of Vet Collegee?
>>29735041
They shouldrename it /an/gry and be done. Animals just happen to be the trigger.
What was your biggest fuck up during your time in school? Bonus for suspension/expulsion
Doing drugs.
Transferring from one of the best schools in the city to a shitty inner city high school to do more drugs.
Hanging out with literal total degenerate street kids because drugs.
Quitting drugs cold turkey and then losing all my friends overnight and realizing I had done irreparable damage to my life.
At least I graduated on time. None of the kids I left behind did.
>>29733807
Who is gril?
Tel me.
>>29733883
friend of mine
original recipe
Here's my idea: we just give all women hormone blockers and shit so they look 15 until they're 30. It beats waiting for evolution to do the same thing and it'll probably create jobs. They won't mind, they want to be sexy, and the ones that don't are probably just nuts. Who's with me?
You don't really understand how hormones work do you anon? Female hormones aren't what age women they're what make them cute. Why do you think traps take estrogen pills?
>>29734269
Obviously, you block some and dump on others. It's not all or nothing.
Here's my idea: fuck off pedophile
>tfw started developing romantic interest on my childhood friend a year ago
>it's progressively getting worse
There is no feel worse than this.
Too relatabale
>waa waa I have a crush on someone this is literally like the worst feel omg
Fuck off you retarded teenager
Monsters like us don't get the girl.
I'd suggest that you start doing everything you can to put her behind you now, because she's going to be occupied with a new man very, very soon.
Ok, robots. I've been really depressed, angry, and drinking wayy too much. So this girl, I kind sorta know from high school has stuck her neck out for me and got me a job. The thing is, I have a really bad habit of fucking things like this up. I'm really surprised she's doing this, but I think it's more out of pity than anything
It's a job as a server, the downside to this, I hate working for tips, and I HATE bullshit small talk with people. I'm just not that social of a person and know I'll force it and look like a faggot.Plus I was looking for something that pays more and had benefitds like insurance since mine went out in june. Any advice? Should I go for this and/or find another job? I know I'm going to have to work extra hard since she's getting me this job, so I don't look bad, and/or make her look bad.
>>29733673
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I DIDNT EVEN READ YOUR WHOLE POST AFTER BULLSHIT SMALL TALK YOU BITCH FAGGOT.
I HAVE COMPLETE ASPERGERS AND I WORKED AS A SERVER AND IT WASNT IDEAL BUT I GOT BETTER AT IT AND ENDED UP ENJOYING TALKING TO PEOPLE
BE GLAD YOU HAVE A JOB AND A FRIEND TO BEGIN WITH TO GET YOU A JOB EASILY AND SHES A GIRL AND YOU DONT HAVE ASPERGERS
FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>29733673
do it until you can find a better job. a lot of people had to start at the bottom.
>>29733673
just do it, it sucks (i used to be a server) but it's better than nothing. yeah, if you fuck up up people will point fingers at her .the best thing to do is not be late, and work your hardest, cause they'll be watching you like a fucking hawk.
>use /r9k/ frequently
>feel like you've become one with the community
>call yourself a robot
>check this box each time you add to the community of robots
>>29733659
every once in a while a newfag makes this thread and that's when everyone else finds out he's a newfag
>>29733684
This op faggotry posts stahp.
>>29733722
Your opinion means less than nothing you retarded amine posting attention whoring mentally retarded weaboo.
FUCK
I just hate your kind so much
Do us all a favor and kill yourself
Why are you unapproachable? Are you ugly? Not that attractive?
>>29733636
>Are you ugly? Not that attractive?
Yeah somewhere in-between I guess.
>>29733636
I must be ugly because not even gay men hit on me. Probably in the 3-4/10 range.
>>29733636
I'm unapproachable because I'm a massive douchebag who hates people by default.
Physically I'm around a 6/10.
>Daddy my wee wee is all runny again! :(
>>29733586
what did she mean by this?
originaloregano
Get the fuck away
What the fuck
>>29733586
where do I have to go for moar?
Really extraordinarily original comment.
Post your favourite pepe/wojak
This is objectively the best though desu
>>29733584
i usually dont respond to reddit tier threads but this pepe is really appropriate for you
This comment is originale noot noot
>>29733584
there was a better version of that one that said "et tu feelus" bretty ffunny
my fav
>tfw lonely even on the internet
>>29733547
I'm sorry that this happened to you. Maybe some whitney will make things a little better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_4PlM85NJo
>>29733547
Be glad bruh, it could be a lot worse
trust me, I've been through some shit
The Internet is an especially lonely place, man.
What were the biggest lies you were told growing up?
>you will grow up and be happy
that getting laid would be better than masturbation
>>29733463
>you will find a nice girl and get marries
>>29733463
>round earth
>gravity
>atheism
>homosexuality
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