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You're a big roach
>>29734876
hmmm very interesting
>>29734876
falling for the other roach's memes, are you?
Just a worker bee, making honey for the hive.
>Its summer
>All my friends are out on vacation having the time of their lives
>Instead of having fun Im stuck here wasting my life
Fuck them,you guys are my only friends.
No worries, just keep another tab open and learn something new every day. It will benifit you in the long run friend.
>stuck
Buy a plane ticket. Even for a few cities over. Live the homeless life.
I know a worse feel
>carnival
>all humans enjoying life
>me inside house bc no friends or inspirations
Now add summer vacations, holidays, long weekends
What do you truly want, desu?
>>29734731
To be happy. But I don't really know what that means or entails.
Win the lottery or death.
>>29734731
I want to live my life to the fullest so I can embrace death with a smile on my face
My gf works for a guy who is a complete asshole. Guy's cheated on his past GF- he's a decent amount older than her, a tad older than me.
It's going to sound like I'm an idiot, but the work she does means she often ends up staying at his place and crashing on his couch. I know what she does so I understand why it makes sense logistically. It bugs me. I don't think she's doing anything wrong, but it does bug me.
Like, cucking as a concept has just been fucking everywhere on the internet lately. IDK, I might be fuckin' dumb but it seems like every cucking story starts with a guy, a girl, and a guy the girl views as a complete asshole. Whenever my GF talks about him she talks about how much of an asshole he is. Talks about how he vents his ex GF issues on her (and well, I guess I feel a bit better because he's apparently hung up to death on her)
It does bother me. Sometimes I just wonder like, if something did happen would I ever know? Would I know right away or would it come out way later?
I don't want my paranoia to ruin things. I don't think I'll let it, but I just wish my mind didn't just jump to it. I don't know if this is normal jealousy (we're a pretty early relationship) or if the internet has fucked up my view of these things. I just want you guys to tell me both that i'm sane and that it gets better.
I'm 95% certain your getting cucked right now.
>>29734724
Be honest, how raw is her pussy. He's destroyed it, hasn't he.
If you suspect your gf of cheating, statistically you're probably right about it.
tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, ROBOT9001,
omegle.com
No bullying allowed edition.
Did you find your Floridian mate?
some quality people in this thread tonight desu
come on in
Would love to chat with some of you guys, shame I'll never show my face on camera.
>tfw no fat girlfriend to get fat with
anyone else have these feels?
>>29734690
>get fat with
there's your problem. she's gonna think you're a fetishist if you go after her if you're not already at least chubby.
gain some weight and ask the fatties out. they will always say yes. remember to b urself and oh btw, don't be ugly cause fatties have higher standards.
>>29734772
am i fat enough senpai?
6'3" 206 lbs
>tfw you'll never gourge on pizza with your fat girlfriend
Hey roachies, check these
>>29734681
close but no cigar
check these instead
>>29734736
good try, this time I'll be right
>>29734681
>>29734736
>Roaches think they can get dubs
Hello, I'm Orson Welles.
What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of normies, wagecucks...
Mr. Welles, this is a motivational video for shut-ins.
What? Look, I don't have to do this.
I've got a cuckolding PSA in an hour.
very original silence
Just get a job and makes lots of money, you silly robots.
>>29734599
Holy shit I haven't seen that image macro in eons.
Girls have become less interested in me the more successful I've become. Girls also lose any interest in me as soon as they know I like them. I hate girls.
Nice meme, friend.
I do make a decent amount of money and own a house. Guess what? No one gives a shit. None of that makes me Chad or makes me less disillusioned with our degenerate society.
Hey /r9k/ am I ugly? Any female anons/traps that would date me? Im a good guy, I would open the door for you and pay for your meals and buy you nice things.
fuck off jahans
leftism is cancer
>>29734512
>am I ugly?yes.
>Any female anons/traps that would date me?there are none, and no.
>>29734512
You're pretty ugly, I'm not gonna lie here. Charisma can get a man anywhere though.
Protip: Being a manipulative cockwipe is okay sometimes. Most businessmen and CEOs are literally psychopaths, as in portraying qualities normally seen in those with psychosis.
>express an anti-normie opinion
>two angry posts are made within a minute of each other
>both say basically the same things
>people-in-thread goes up by two
Who /unmasking shills/ here?
>>29734503
Or *sputters angrily* MAYBE *goes into bitch stance* everyone just disagrees with you in the exact same terms, within two minutes of each other!
jejeje you blew it shills
>Poor people shouldn't have children
>there is probably no God :)
>I love that I will die someday
>>29735300
I'm not to the third tier of edgyness there, but I agree with the first two.
Just lower your standards robots. We can't all have model girlfriends when we are 3/10 at best.
>>29734466
I am a 6 at worst, a 7 at best. I would be happy with a 6. Only 3s want me. I'm going to die alone and I'm fine with it.
>>29734507
thank women's liberation
tried, even the uglies won't date me because of strange standards.
Doesn't want a manly man, wants a bisexual femboy to keep around.
You can't win
Why the fuck won't girls have sex with me
Please tell me
I'm fit as fuck and could kick all of your asses. I have Chad face. I could dominate a girl with one hand and arm. Bitches love being dominated right? Choked, slapped, pull hair, I can do that. I've been on /fit/ for months now eating clean and lifting mean but women still don't look at me and when I do talk to them they get creeped out. It's fucked man. Fix me.
>>29734458
lose the fucking faggot ass tapout "I shop at walmart" ass clothes and get clothes that fit.
trim your eyebrows
you look gay as hell
>>29734458
>chad face
more like sad face
also eyes are uneven
git gud
How safe is it to consume alcohol through your asshole instead of drinking it?everytime I'm at parties I always look like a nerd because I gag at the taste
>>29734447
Pretty dangerous I think family member. I think you can get alcohol poison from not even that much funneled if you do that. Not sure if I'm stretching it a bit thinking this, but I think you can even die if you're not careful, just a very bad idea.
>>29734489
alcohol poisoning*, i fukd up, but you know what I'm sayin
Instead of slowly being filtered and absorbed in the stomach it pretty much immediately goes to your bloodstream. So if you take one standard shot of hard liquor up your ass, you get way more fucked up than if you just drank it. Also, hard liquor burns like liquid fire in your ass, it hurts very bad. Even pouring a beer in hurts pretty bad. I wouldn't take more than 2 standard units of alcohol up my ass. Actually I wouldn't do it at all, but you know what I mean, senpai a lam.
Anyone else here have a oneitis? I have been plagued with one for 7 years now and i have no chance with her, how do you get over a oneitis? I just want to stop having her on my mind 24/7 its a waste of time and ive tried a ton of shit to get it to stop, none of it works. Post suggestions and stories of how you got over yours.
Fuck a prostitiutr
Oregon country trail
Nothing is going to get her off your mind, nothing until you finally sleep with her (chances are slim to nil), or she moves on with her life and you don't have contact with her anymore.
This girl used to be my oneitis for a while, and to a certain extent she still "is". I've known her for about 7 years as well, and I used to like her a lot, now it's more lust driven than anything. She's still pretty cool, but I don't have one day where I don't think about her, it's unhealthy.
even after she's out of your mind and you're officially "over" her, you'll still think about her from time to time
you'll have dreams about her from time to time too
vivid dreams
in those dreams, she'll care about you the same way you care about her
they'll be so real that you'll forget, just for a while, that it's a dream
like you're looking through the void using the eyes of another you that made it
and then, just as fast as it began, it will disappear
and you will have nothing but your tears and the morning light to remind you that it was real
