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Who /longcommute/ here?
>tfw 1.5 hour drive to uni
>>29739283
I hope you're doing something productive as hell with that time, lad.
>>29739283
I used to take the bus to uni and it took me 1 hour and 20, sometimes more if there was traffic.
Now I got my license and it takes me only 40ish, but the petrol expense has put a dent in my already poorfag wallet ;_;
1hr drive to work
>2 hours total and 100 miles travelled each day
just fuck my shit up
Why is alcoholism so cool and sexy?
if someone addicted to vodka doesn't get their fix, they'll die.
Not even heroin addicts have it that bad, tbqh.
>>29739264
>cool and sexy
>>29739503
>cool and sexy
it is
I am 18 and fearing there is no chance for me. I am slim and not particularly ugly (I think).
Pic is my current gf
Want to lose your virginity? Then get off /r9k/.
>it's a someone in high school thinks their life is over thread, again
Stop this meme
>>29739338
This.
But, alas, I'm bored as fuck, so I'll bite.
I lost mine at 22 after being borderline autistic with somen for basically all my life.
>that one kid at school who thought he was Sasuke from Naruto.
whatever happened to that kid at your school anons? mine got locked up for apparent "mental disturbances"
>>29739199
Mine became a deadbeat father with a whore daughter who won't stop prancing around in spats and ogling older men.
>>29739218
Shit, i wouldnt wish that on anyone
My friend was obsessed with all things blood and violence. He played all Mortal Kombat games on SNES majority of his time and would watch overly violent movies which he buys from the flea market. We were neighbors and would invite me to his house to play. By the age of 14, he claimed that he had sex with one of the girls from his middle school, which you might be thinking that it is impossible, but we grew up in the bad side of town which would explain it. Months after, he showed me what appeared to be a LSD stamp which honestly looked legit and would be surprised if it wasn't. One day I moved and lost contact with him. I genuinely wonder what ever happened to him. He's probably in prison or shot dead in an ally, but who knows.
Who is your waifu /r9k/?
Mine is Matoi Ryuko
>tfw no second season.
Kikuchi Makoto of course!
Here is our wedding photo, me on the right, my Princess Makoto on the left.
>>29739191
I think Kill la Kill would greatly benefit from a movie, it was a great show.
Nico Robin is my mommyfu
Kasane Teto
If you've never heard of her she's a miracle of fictional idoldom.
Why do people on this site hate Reddit so much? Is it because their userbase is generally more open-minded and intelligent than you basement dwelling virgin neckbeard losers?
poor bait, newfriend. but atleast you """""""tried"""""", I guess.
people originally hated reddit because SA crossposters, who have a long history of using /b/ as shock troops, forced the meme that reddit was bad, mostly because it wasn't under their control. now it is under their control (SRS), but 4chan is no longer relevant, having been supplanted by twitter and tumblr, so no one has bothered to unforce the meme. personally, I hate reddit because of the goons who run it and make its decisions, because they come from a higher social stratum than I do, and also because they seem dedicated to wiping out places on the internet where I can have a good time,
Just go see r4chan
Every comment there is wannabe ''funny'' shitposting with nothing to do with anything.
I called in sick for today.
What should i do?
Call in sick again in an hour pretending you forgot, really sell it.
never go back to work, tbqh.
>>29739119
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1h4Vl6oTyA
How to be confident? Apparently girls like confidence.
>>29739085
get /fit/ and eat healthy
>>29739085
>flawless body
>3dpd
>saggy cow tits
>>29739085
Be in a socially dominant position. What that requires depends on the society you are in. If you were Finnish, that would mean having the most reindeer in your village.
ITT Roasties being stupid:
>high school, english class starting
>sit next to my bro cause he's chill
>6/10 failed stacey (still has a bf) calls me over
>"anon why are you sitting there, come sit next to me!"
>I didn't move an inch.
Fuck off roastie cunt, stop trying to make me an orbiter.
>>29739050
Yeah you sure showed her anon
>>29739050
>8/10 Stacy says my shirt is nice
>"uh, yeah that's why I bought it. dumb bitch"
faaaaaaace. Stacies BTFO in the worst a ways.
>Anon you sure are quiet
>"Theres nothing worth talking to you about"
I didn't even mean to BTFO I'm just an autist.
Do you divide your life into "what I want to do" and "what I should do" when you make decisions?
If so, is it hard to justify doing things different than what you want to do?
>>29739021
I don't understand what the fuck that comic is supposed to mean, but I'm guessing it's "feminist" bullshit.
>>29740108
It's written by an ultrajew
>>29739021
>mother never actually said "fun"
My mother is starting to lose her grip. Keeps calling the police on people saying they are crawling around in her ceiling. Thinks people have planted listening devices to monitor her.
I think I am going to have to move in with her and look after her.
Is anyone else in his position? Caring for an elderly relative?
I would rather be dead than in that position but I can't refuse. I would feel too guilty.
And it's not like I have anything else going on in my life. No job, no family.
I don't know what to do.
My mother is going full schzio, after our house sells I'm living alone. Her antics have dragged me down too far.
Take my advice, shove your mum in a helper home and fucking live life.
>>29739009
Euthanize her dude
>>29739096
>shove your mum in a helper home and fucking live life
The guilt would consume me.
She has been very generous to me as my life has progressed into abject failure.
How could I abandon her?
good night robots
l hope tomorrow is better for you
It never is.
And it never will.
Goodnight.
>>29738847
it'll be the same as today
and yesterday
I was gonna say it won't be, but it probably will.
Normies who I think are cool are visiting my host senpai and they let me tag along.
>25
>virgin
>no friends
>never had a full-time job
>tiny dick
>so awkward and unlikable I don't think I'll ever be able to find a job
Should I kill myself? There's no way for someone like me to end up okay.
>>29738828
write a manifesto and go on a shooting spree
you might as well go out with style
>27
>virgin
>no friends
>no education beyond high school
>no work experience
>4.5 inch penis
>already balding at 27
Welcome to the club, friend. At least in three years I will gain wizard powers and can just conjure a gf. Do you get a beard when you become a wizard? I could really use one to compensate for my balding, but I'm too low test to grow one naturally.
>>29738899
I can't get a decent gun and wouldn't want to do that anyway.
>>29738924
I'm balding too. I've looked I was balding since I was a kid. I didn't even grow hair until I was 6. Now I have alopecia style bald spots all over my head. I just shave it all off now. I can't even grow a full beard.
Who here had over bearing parents as a child
>watching cartoons after school
>dad comes home from work
>"WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU KID, CARTOONS ARE FOR GIRLS & IDIOTS"
>Turns off TV
>slaps me sends me to my room to do homework
>dinner time
>Eating food
>Sister tells a joke and makes a funny face
>I laugh at her
>"WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU KID, LAUGHING IS FOR WHIMPS AND HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS"
>I-Im sorry dad
>Take smile off my face stop laughing
>Get beat up after dinner in the kitchen
I still don't know what my fathers problem was
>wasnt allowed to laugh, watch cartoons or play sports infront of him
>Bring home a basketball from school
>Pops it with a knife
>"SPORTS ARE FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW IQ ANON"
I was never allowed to do anything except read books & do my homework
20 years later
my dad has the audacity to ask me
"SON YOU DON'T SMILE OR LAUGH"
>"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BRING A GIRL HOME SON"
MFW hes always talking about how my chad cousin is this successful engineer and how hes always smiling and happy
>>29738748
Just be happy you didn't have my parents, anon.
>used to forget to flush toilets as a kid after I shat
>parents tried beating me but I kept doing it
>So they made a crown out of paper with the words "royal flusher" on it
>and basically they'd call me whenever they'd taken a shit or piss so I could flush it for them
>even made up a song which they sang when calling me
>"Oh Royal Flusher, this one's a Gusher, a real big Turd! Oh royal flusher won't you flush her? Please flush my poo away"
That wasn't even the worst thing they did
I fucking hate everything
>>29738748
Your dad literally sounds like the repressed homosexual meme. Or he was sexually abused by one. You should cut that guy out of your life senpai. He sounds like an absolute bastard nutcase.
>>29738748
>I was never allowed to do anything except read books & do my homework
I know this feel, friend
>walked in on my naked teen sister
this is the closest ill get to sex isn't it?
hide in her closet and film her having sex with her boyfriend
Why not go to a prostitute?
>walked in on my naked teen sister
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