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Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to get over that nightcap and get ready for work.
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw 12 hour day today
I'm thinking of killing myself. Then I can be a NEET forever.
>Live with parents
>On autismbux
>Parents pay for everything from food to vidya to car, so saving autismbux in an account
>Slowly getting rich by living the NEET life
I may be a pathetic 22-year-old kissless permavirgin, but at least I'm not having to work eight hours a day for people who wouldn't even talk to me anyway.
>tfw fell for the "college is a meme" meme
>Felt like killing myself because if lack of purpose in life until I started school again after being a wage cuck for 4 years
Feels good to look at everyone at my shit job knowing I'm only there for college then I leave for a better life.
I got my first gf 8 months ago, moved in with her 6 weeks ago out of necessity (parents kicked me out).
My problem is that I'm sexually frustrated. I am into big girls asses, and basically want to bury my face in them all the time. The only caveat is they have to be clean -- they can't smell like shit or body odour. Also I'm not into gaping or farts or any of that weird shit.
After living with her for 6 weeks, she's only showered maybe 10 times during my stay. Basically she only showers if she's going out with her friends. And more often than not, when I try to engage in sex with her post-shower she turns me down. So if I ever want to induldge in my fetish, 90% of the time it's with a smelly ass.
I started dropping hints that she needed to shower more. She either ignored them or was oblivious to them. Finally I just told her outright "I think you should shower more" and she said in return "If you don't like it, leave." She says this knowing full well I have nowhere to go. It's fucked. What the fuck do I do.
You are a disgusting beta pussy faggot, holy shit you fucking cuck.
>>29740192
Should have suggested shower sex.
>tfw no smelly gf
Ingrate.
Who /badmemory/ here?
>Tfw you wake up feeling really good
>you win the day
>go to gym, clean apartment, do some online work, read a book
>sleep
>wake up next day feeling like shit almost no memory of the previous day
>do nothing all day, procrastinate and browse 4chins
>can't remember the last time i did anything productive
>self-pity, want to kill myself
>go to sleep
>wake up next day feeling good again
>no memory of the bad day before
>win the day again
how do i get out of this circle robots? i jumped out of an airplane and i cant even remember the experience anymore. but i know it was good. just can't remember it
>>29740168
my short term memory is not good but my long term memory is really good.
so I wallow in the past and think that I won't achieve anything because I can't connect my recent actions to current actions usually.
>>29740168
I have terrible memory as well.
Let me guess you've been a shut in for years or you're nearly a shut in who does the same things over and over again for years.
Memory degrades when every day is the same. It becomes a blur where nothing is distinct.
The only way to fix this is to introduce more variety and break your routines.
>>29740201
Not years, but my daily routine has been almost the same for the past year. Wish I had the money to buy different experiences, but I'll probably forget about them anyway.
>almost 8pm
>no aus thread
It's like you fags don't want to lewd each other or something.
ay cunts
whats the good word?
>>29740158
sucked a cock. It was less fun then last time, now im gonna play overwatch, witcher 3 or go find some lewd rp. WoW or gay
dicks and stuff, y'know
Anyone else /pathetically weak/? I tried getting fit, but gave up after I realized I can't run for literally 5 seconds without getting dizzy and having a gag reflex. After that I tried push-ups at home and barely managed to do 10. My self-esteem wasn't that fucked in a long time. I will always be a manlet skeleton. Everything is fucked.
>>29740083
>Go to /fit/
>Read the sticky
>Follow it
>Escape Auschwitz
post stats /r9k/
Bench: 70kg
Squat: 120kg
Deadlift: No thanks
The Press: 50kg
>>29740260
don't forgot body weight+ height
Freedom units:
5'5" 135lb manlet
Bench: 170lbs
Deadlift: 295lbs
Squat: 265lbs
Seriously how the helll does normies make coffee
I moved out on my own half a year ago and up until now i would drink the coffee mommy makes or i would drink at work but now its summer vacation and i have to make it myself and i made it like x5 times stronger than im supposed to and i used all my beans on it so i had to druink it and now i am fucking shaking and its really fuckin g hard to focus what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i fucking miss mom
>>29740054
Well you'd start by using 4 times less.
>>29740122
(5*1)/4 = 5/4
it's still too strong imo
>buy espresso machine and grinder and beans
>follow the instructions carefully
>women will actually lose interest if you seem too into them
Why would you even want to deal something so fucked in the head?
>>29740050
I'd love for there to be a greater meaning, anon, but there is not.
We just really want the pussy.
>like a girl
>have to act like you dont like her or she wont like you back
It's DA RULES
but it is also in a males genetics to not give a fuck
so honestly it should't be that hard
>normie cuck assisting r9k'rs
>keep ridiculing normies who roam r9k
>literally no one will go on r9k if no normies
Who /lucid dreams/ here? Share your experiences, tips, dreams and shit.
I've been trying all kinds of shit to get lucid, but I'm still struggling. Tonight I woke up after 3 hours of sleep and got up for 20 minutes in an attempt at WBTB but I couldn't fall asleep after an hour, so I said fuck it, and here I am. I seem to have trouble falling back asleep after exiting REM sleep if I get up, and if I stay in bed I'll go back to sleeping without retaining consciousness.
On the bright side I remembered my dream vividly.
I don't know about controlling your dreams but the most vivid dreams I've ever had were when I was on the nicotine patch and left it on during sleep. You'd swear you're awake, but you're dreaming. The part of you that would say "hey, this is too weird to be a dream" is asleep, though, so you don't realize you're dreaming, even though weird shit it going on. Kind of hard to explain. Very interesting, though, until you have your first extremely vivid nightmare...
bump, nobody else cares to discuss their dreams?
>>29740041
>>nobody else cares to discuss their dreams?
I've been on the internet 20 years and I've NEVER seen an interesting thread about dreams on any website
Hearing about other people's dreams just isn't that interesting
Does society encourage men with small dicks to commit suicide?
no but letting 4chan memes get to you does
Probably, I mean look how many people kill themselves in japan...
>>29740037
How is that? They openly mock men with small dicks in every form of media. They aren't doing it by accident.
What do I do she keeps sending me snapchats of her feet and bottles in her mouth.
Example A.
unfriend her or however your normie app works?
>>29739911
jerkoff to her feet, very easy
>>29739911
Wife her you fat fucking fagotron nigger.
Anyone else have cuck hands?
>>29739866
Nope. I mean they're not like Liam Neeson-ter but they're pretty wide and beefy. Just not as long as as I'd like but whatever I can deal.
>>29739962
thanks for letting us know chad!
>>29739866
i have trump hands
source: asian dna
Wakey wakey, wagies! It's time to get ready for work! You don't want to be late now do you?
You got 4 more days to go...
TICK
O
C
K
I have six more hours
>>29739836
I got home 1.5h ago.
It's 3 days
I'm never late and if I were my boss would be ok with it since I'd still get my work done.
As a wagecuck, I need a strong, virile superior NEET-lord to impregnate my wife.
Are perfectly animated, 3D CGI girls the next logical improvements to our waifus?
>>29739771
I'll always love 2D more, but some 3D CG girls are great nowadays.
>>29739771
Anything that isn't 3DPD can be a waifu
>>29739967
But what if CGI have advanced to the point whereby you can't tell the difference between real and animated?
>tfw no onii-chan to verbally abuse
>>29739723
That's rude desu. You'd be a terrible little sister.
>>29739741
onii-chans love to be abused by their little sisters
>>29739754
is it bad when i think that her limbs are so thin i could break them like chicken ones and marinate them in good sauce?
It's a jew behind blacked.
Greg lansky
>>29739716
thanks for sharing fampai
Why are there so many Jews in the porn business?
We know.
Or, at least I think most of us do. Alot of the race bait and woman hating stuff on social media is paid content. The billionaire class wants to keep the masses fighting with each other over trivial things. They don't want us getting together to start up anything like Occupy Wallstreet again.
