There was a thread on here about guys with long hair like 3 days ago. is there anyway for me to find an archive of it?
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mods pls dont delete its a long story but its important
pls guys
desustorage seems ded, don't know if anything else archives r9k
>tfw have to milk myself every 5 hours to keep my cool
Milk yourself of what?
>>29733367
nigger do you have turbo testicles or what
>>29733497
Cock milk.
I'M HATED ON BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HOMOS. GOD WHAT THE FUCK. I ACTUALLY GET HATED FOR HAVING THE OPINION OF NOT LIKING HOMOSEXUALITY. GOD WHAT THE FUCK. NORMIES FLIP SHIT WHEN ANYONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29733335
u christian too?
>Tfw OP doesn't like me
I will never be good enough for anyone
>>29733335
If you can hate people for having a different sexual orientation why can't people hate you for continuing to be a bigot?
Who else here lost people they love? Share your story, lets start a loss circle.
>be me
>visit terminal friend in hospice tonight
>stream fireworks on lap top
>hum our favorite song and hold their hand until they fall
Asleep
>nurses give me sad smiles and quiet goodnight as I leave
>be me
>eating dry cereal in the back of my car listening to emo music...
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>>29733283
My mom killed herself, I miss her very much and it bothers me everyday. I'll never get over it. I have a suicidal friend who has been suicidal for a long while that im scared of losing
>>29733283
I lost my mom last year, I think she wanted to die but couldn't bring herself to actually commit suicide to not hurt anyone and for religious reasons. Stopped taking her heart meds, stopped eating almost entirely, and even had an entire day to go to the hospital but refused saying it was ok, that's why I think she knew and it hurts me deeply realizing it only later.
ive never lost anyone, im 21. pretty sure its going to fuck me up real good when someone like my mum dies
What is the most pathetic thing you have ever done, /r9k/?
Usually I have nothing but contempt for these beta orbiters, but the look on this guy's face makes me feel some pity. Nigga thot he was gonna get a kiss at least
>>29733720
Johnny is the kind of guy who has massive potential. But he was built to live for others. He has massive potential but not for himself but for someone who he cares for. He is the kind of guy who will give 100% for his oney. Most people don't even give 100% to anything they do. 10 out of 10 would husband.but i'm taken
>>29733803
>10 out of 10 would leech off of until he's a dried husk
FTFY
How do I forget all the memories of morally reprehensible shit I did back when I was a kid?
Visually I've forgotten them but I sort of remembered what happened vaguely. I want to forget completely.
Doubt. Did they really happen as you remember it? I have memories of stepping on a rusty nail, falling into a rose bush, and pushing a retard into a frozen lake.
But I've talked to my parents and they don't remember any of it. I don't have any scars. There's no evidence any of this stuff happened. So I probably just dreamed it up.
>>29733182
Other people won't remember them tho, as long as you don't remind them. It can be kept as a secret between you and those invisible friends in your head
>>29733313
Yeah, I just don't want them to pop out when I'm drunk.
5 is the only patrician choice. All others are for the poverty stricken.
My doesn't have setting, it just kind of spews out water
kek
all these years i didn't know that i was above the general population for the wide+centerjet
>>29733169
you must an aborigine or some shit anon
Post the pepes that makes you laugh the most
>Post the pepes that makes you Iaugh the most
the smuggest
probably this one tbqh
What does it feel like to put your dick in a qt girl's mouth?
>>29733075
It doesn't feel as good as you imagine it will before it happens but its still pretty good.
it gets better the more you do it
>>29734050
>it gets better the more you do it
it gets better the more she does it
It's another "All you do is stay inside all day." episode from father (my mother left me as a kid).
Someone fucking hang me. Why don't people understand that people like different things. If I loved playing baseball and went and played baseball all day, no one would complain. What the fuck. Can my fellow robots relate? Tips? Suicide methods/counseling before I off myself?
>>29733043
Just go outside and hang with your friends
>>29733043
Hey anon, you could just ride your bike or go to the mall! We could go bowling?
>>29733272
I have no friends. Society hates me. No one likes me. I tried to be a normie but I can't live like that.
>>29733328
I would love to, but no one will actually go with me. Thanks, normie/anon that probably doesn't belong on here.
Cum watch my stream, I'm lonely:(
twitch tv osmurr
>doom
Fuck off normie ihu
>>29733273
please be nice to me. please watch. please.
>>29733033
Boring stuff buddy, get some viewers legit faggot.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
You know what time it is robots.
Come and play any music you like, chat chill and hang.
All robots welcome and all music welcome
>No normies
>No cancer music
Normie free since creation /april 2016/.
Come and join in the comfy tunes.
>>29733032
>Come and play any music you like
>No cancer music
tin tin
>>29733050
>>29733090
All the time is party time. You can try to stop the funk, but you'll never do it. Get in here, listen to some music, and chat with your brethren.
>go to lunch
>sit on a non-crowded place
>qt waiter girl brings the menu
>already know what I want so ordered without looking at the menu
>girls gives me a strange look
>wait for the food like 20 minutes
>look at the girl a couple of times while playing with my phone
>she's laughing with the costumers every time she goes to their table
>every time someone leaves she says thank you for coming with a big smile
>finally see her coming with my food
>her face has changed, she's looking at me with a mixture of numb and disgusted/terrified face
>she doesn't says anything, just leaves the food and then she leaves
>eat my lunch
>raise my hand for the bill
>she's laughing with a costumer and when she saw me she completely changed her face
>comes an doesn't ask for anything, she just says: I'll bring you bill
>brings it, pay
>she doesn't even ask me for "anything else I can do for you" like every other costumer
>I'm about to leave when I'm mad already
>drop my spaghetti while I'm leaving while she's close
>I asked her if she wasn't even going to tell thank you for coming
>she looks terrified, proceeds to tell me that I give her a very bas vibe and that I'm making her feel uneasy
>fucking leave the place
What the fuck? Bad vibes? What the fuck does that mean? I just wanted to be treated like any other costumer and she treated me like if I was going to kill her. I fucking hate everything, fuck normie scum
>>29733014
If you are such a needy faggot that you need everyone to pat you on the head and call you a good boy, then start being personable and bright.
I act broody and secretive and people treat me like they treat you. Only, I actually WANT to be left alone. I just want to get through the day, not be constantly making friends.
I can't possibly imagine what its like to be a desperate mess who can't live without the approval of others like you are
>>29733014
maybe it's because you dress and smell like a sperg
how often do you bathe, what do you wear, and do you ever smile?
if they don't respect you at least they fear you buddy
>tfw you dont enjoy anything at all anymore
Yeah I've pretty much decided that once both of my parents are dead, I'll just end it. No point in going on beyond that since I won't have a family.
>tfw the idea of living another 5 decades scares you
>>29732958
>tfw neighbors had a firework show
watched it by myself on the front lawn. Wish I had someone to watch it with
>Lives alone
>Has shit normie neighbors who bother him all the time
>Works in a shit retail wagecuck job with a crappy cheapskate boss
>Gets cucked by squilliam fancyson who is a chad better than him in everything
>Has a hobby but really bad at it no matter how hard he tries
>Feels superior to other people
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>>29732847
Yes, he quite literally is the ultimate robot. That's why he's my favorite character
Squidward is one of the greatest cartoon characters out there.
>>29732899
>>29734238
>>29732847
Nah. He had a gf in one episode.