Is squidward the ultimate robot?
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>Lives alone
>Has shit normie neighbors who bother him all the time
>Works in a shit retail wagecuck job with a crappy cheapskate boss
>Gets cucked by squilliam fancyson who is a chad better than him in everything
>Has a hobby but really bad at it no matter how hard he tries
>Feels superior to other people
>Shows clear sings of depression
>Always dreams of being successful but fails every time he tries
>>29732847
Yes, he quite literally is the ultimate robot. That's why he's my favorite character
Squidward is one of the greatest cartoon characters out there.
>>29732899
>>29734238
>>29732847
Nah. He had a gf in one episode.
>>29734281
he also warned everybody that robots are taking over the world.
>>29732847
He's also a skullcel and baldfag
I hate the episodes where he loses hard. Being depressed and having low self-esteem is not a crime.
>>29734790
That's why I love Band Geeks so much. Seeing squidward so happy over winning makes me smile.
Also remember that episode where he became Chad but wanted to be a robot again?
>>29734830
Yeah, I wonder if chads and stacies ever feel that way even if momentarily.
I bet he has tight grip syndrome like me
>>29734830
>>29734977
Name of episode where Squidward became Chad?
>>29735039
Just search "squidward beautiful man" I think its that one
>>29735127
>uidward beautiful man
Thanks
>>29732847
I wouldn't call spongebob and Patrick normies, they're just too stupid to be unhappy for more than a few minutes.
